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100% Blonde Jokes: The Best Dumb, Funny, Clean, Short and Long Blonde Jokes Book [Paperback]

R. Cristi , R. Christi

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Book Description

April 22 2010

Simply, the best blonde jokes ever! Here are some random jokes from the book:

Two blonds are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blonds leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"

The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."

Hearing this, the other blond leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?"

***

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

***

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"

***

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

***

A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?"

"Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured.

Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.

***

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father?"

***

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."

The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

***

A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked.

Replied the woman, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it."

Asked the cop "Did you drop it right here?"

"No," responded the blonde, "I dropped it about a block away, but the light's better here."

***

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."

The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next."

***

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

***

A blonde was telling a priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "Do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

***

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


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Product Details

  • Paperback: 103 pages
  • Publisher: Psylon Press (April 22 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0986600415
  • ISBN-13: 978-0986600418
  • Product Dimensions: 12.7 x 20.3 x 0.6 cm
  • Shipping Weight: 159 g
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #643,396 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars very funny jokes July 29 2010
By Ioan Danciu - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
This book is a great collection of blonde jokes. Sure, most of them are classic blonde jokes you'll find on the Internet, but having them all in one place, and being able to read them in bed before you go to sleep, is well worth the price of the book.

The book is structured into two parts. The first part consists of long jokes. The second is for questions-and-answers type jokes. As with any jokes about people or places, some do go very hard on blondes; it's preferable not to recommend it to women, especially if they are blonde. My wife can't understand how I can read such s... (her words).
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars 100% Blonde Jokes Oct. 17 2011
By George A. Smith Jr. - Published on Amazon.com
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The book is nothing more and nothing less than it promises. Blonde jokes! I bought it for my 12-year-old daughter who is, herself, a blonde and loves telling the jokes. Some good laughs.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars great blonde jokes book Oct. 11 2010
By Chris Demand - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
A lot of blonde jokes, both long and short (Q&A). Many are classical jokes I already knew but there are some that are completely new for me.
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars July 18 2014
By PequodII - Published on Amazon.com
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Bought it for a friend...she loves it

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