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100% Funny Mexican Jokes: The Best, Funniest, Dirty, Short and Long Mexican Jokes Book [Paperback]

R. Cristi

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Book Description

June 10 2010

Some random Mexican jokes from the book:

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

***

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Because it's so cold".

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Because it's so warm".

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Because my watch is gone"

***

What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.

Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.

How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours!

Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.

Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.

Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes!


Product Details

  • Paperback: 82 pages
  • Publisher: Psylon Press (June 10 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0986600407
  • ISBN-13: 978-0986600401
  • Product Dimensions: 0.4 x 20 x 12.5 cm
  • Shipping Weight: 82 g
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,036,668 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars very funny Sept. 18 2010
By Salvador Wolfe - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
Most of the jokes are known jokes you can find online, but having them all in one book and being able to read them before going to bed is well worth the 10 bucks I paid for it.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars some jokes are really great Oct. 9 2010
By Chris Demand - Published on Amazon.com
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Not all jokes in this book are great but some are really funny. Absolutely worth the money and time.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 100% Funny Mexican Jokes Jan. 8 2012
By el informe - Published on Amazon.com
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Really funny Mexican jokes. The book have two parts, one with long the other with short Mexican jokes. This book make a great gift as well...
0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star June 28 2014
By jesse tamayo - Published on Amazon.com
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very racist and not funny at all.but ignorant people will enjoy it
0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT BUY!!! Sept. 17 2012
By xplodingbeercan - Published on Amazon.com
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This book is TERRIBLE. I didn't even have high expectations when I ordered it - it was supposed to be a joke gift for a friend, but it was so lame that I didn't bother to give it to him. Less than 5% of the jokes in this book are funny. On top of that, the book is full of typos, bad grammar, and clipart images. You would have better luck and more laughs Googling "Mexican Jokes" for free.

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