Two drunken fellows, one Irish & the other Jewish, were in a barroom bellowing their dispute as to whose history was a bigger deal, the Irish or the Jewish. The Irishman said, "in Ireland expert archaeologists have been excavating. And they found, among other evidence of high civilization, fine gold wire. Proving that in Ireland they had the telegraph!". The Jewish fellow jumped up and said, "and in Israel, expert archaeologists have been excavating. And they found no wires! Proving that in Israel, we had the wireless!"
Then Richard M.D. King came in the door. Both these guys looked at him and shouted, "And in Africa, what was invented?"
Richard M.D. King said, "In Africa, they invented BIOLOGICAL PSYCHIATRY."
"And what the jingo is that?!" they shouted.
"The theory that most of mankind is genetically programmed to demonstrate that most of mankind is an ass" said the bartender, Sigmund Freud.