Season One I want real fast,
Thirty days, I'll never last,
I'll have to wait thirty days,
Lion's Gate still gets my praise.
August 10th, too long to wait,
Move it up, Just change the date,
Thirty days 'til ALF comes out,
I will buy it, there's no doubt.
My friend Ron says ALF is fake,
A real long hike, he should take,
Take a hike Ron take one now,
Don't belive? I don't know how.
ALF is real Ron, this I know,
Gordon Schumway told me so,
Get with the plan stupid guy,
ALF on disc you need to buy.
Season One is almost here,
When it hits, I'll have to cheer,
Seasons Two and Three and Four,
I'll have to wait even more.
Thirty days to go is bad,
Not as bad as what we had,
We had to wait much too long,
Wait Wait Wait, That's just plain wrong.
DVD's will soon be mine,
Like pigs in slop, I'll be fine,
Buy ALF soon, Enjoy the fun,
ALF's the man, he's NUMBER ONE!