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I Am the Secret Footballer: Lifting the Lid on the Beautiful Game [Paperback]

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Sept. 10 2012
Who is the Secret Footballer? His identity, jealously guarded by just one person at The Guardian, is the subject of many feverish blog posts and forums. Whoever he is -- and whoever he plays for -- he is always honest, always fearless and always opinionated.

The Secret Footballer reveals everything you need to know about the beautiful (and not so beautiful) game, from racism to relegation and from team talks to the slow decline of the goalkeeper.

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"This is better than any turgid football biography on the bookshelves and well worth seeking out" Sunday Business Post "A recklessly honest read that pairs huilty pleasure gossip with a moral compass, as TSF is force-fed a lifestyle that comes with being a Premier League footballer" Loaded "Not since the days of the great super-injuctions has the identity of an anonymous sports star cause as much speculation as that surrounding the mysterious author of the Guardian column, The Secret Footballer, which has been running in the paper for the last 18 months" Choice magazine "A hugely insightful and opinionated commentary on the modern game" Morning Star Online

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5.0 out of 5 stars Great soccer story Feb. 10 2013
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Very interesting book for anyone to read who is interested in the beautiful game. Lots more going on than one would realise.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Surprised and happy this is avalable in the U.S. already Aug. 24 2012
By Gareth Beale - Published on Amazon.com
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This book is due out next month in the UK and I was hoping it would be available on kindle in the UK so I could get it quickly. I was surprised and pleased to find this available already in the U.S. I have read the column for the past year on the Guardian website and enjoyed it very much. Only into the first couple of chapters so far, but a great and absorbing read. I'll post again when I have finished the book. A must-read for any fan of the English Premier League.

See more details on whoisthesecretfootballer.co.uk and the guardian newspaper, guardian.co.uk/football

Finished the book and it was consistently good throughout. I'd advise not skipping the chapter on agents as a another reviewer did. It gave another perspective, and given some of the stories and questions about the recent transfer window (ending August 31 2012), it gives some possible insights as to why certain players did or didn't get bought or sold or went to clubs we didn't expect.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Not as sharp as The Guardian articles April 23 2013
By Walter Spoonbill - Published on Amazon.com
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When the Secret Footballer was writing for the Guardian, he was my favourite weekend read - always topical, often personal, going behind the back page headlines to tell the story behind the story. My expectations of the book were high, perhaps unfairly so, but I felt disappointed at the end of it. The longer format & lack of topicality blunts the edge & the book is tamer than expected. A few high jinks here & there - & a chapter by his anonymous agent justifying his existence - did not take me far behind the facade. Ok for an airplane read - & quickly forgotten.
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2.0 out of 5 stars I am the secret footballer Jan. 31 2013
By Peter M. Olsen - Published on Amazon.com
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Unfortunately, like many others, I enjoy the "inside" stories of sport and especially football (soccer). However, by remaining "The Secret Footballer" there was little of interest for me to relate to. Just broad statements and criticisms but no names, no clubs, no truth, and nothing interesting! If you're going to do an "expose", make it a real expose - not just hints, clues and general B/S. If you haven't got the guts to name names - why bother! Easy money? In fact I felt I was being generous by giving this book 2 Stars.
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5.0 out of 5 stars inside scoop Oct. 29 2013
By A. Torres - Published on Amazon.com
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What is like being a footballer was never put so clearly. The pressure, temptations and pitfalls of being know or down well famous. A page turner.
2.0 out of 5 stars Nothing controversial here April 5 2014
By Bjorn Clasen - Published on Amazon.com
The Secret Footballer (allegedly the sympathetic and insightful Dave Kitson whom I had actually never heard about before - but then again, I don't follow English football to such detail), reveals life off, and a little bit on, the pitch for a professional footballer in one of the planet's best and certainly the planet's most marketed league.

The further I read, the more bored I got. For there is nothing controversial about anything that The Secret Footballer reveals. And 'reveals' is far too strong a word ...anyone who can get the least surprised about anything s/he learns from this book is either extremely naïve or knows nothing of football.

Therefore: I really don't see what the big deal is. Of course professional football runs like The Secret Footballer describes it. It is not even very creatively or entertainingly written. Not that it has to be, but that could at least have kept me intrigued till the end.

The most entertaining (or sad?) moment does come towards the end though: His story about a student girl he met in South Korea makes for a good little story or joke. But that's more or less it. The rest is a collection of unsurprising everyday tales from behind the scenes. Which may be secret but are honestly not very interesting, even to a football fan.
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