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Assholes Finish First [Paperback]

Tucker Max
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Book Description

Oct. 18 2011
The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

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About the Author

Tucker Max received his BA with highest honors from the University of Chicago in 1998, and attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a JD in 2001. His first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, is a #1 New York Times bestseller, has spent over 150 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list over five calendar years, and has sold over 1 million copies. He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, and can be reached through his website,

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Feb. 24 2013
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Love the book, arrived quickly. Would recommend to anyone who enjoys a humorous read. Thumbs up for this book! Yay
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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The author certainly finished first. I would classify the portion I read as amateur pornography. I would NOT recommend this book to anyone even if I hated their guts.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Simply the funniest Dec 9 2010
This book is Tucker Max's second. Tucker writes about the best and worst life experiences he's ever had. His drunken stories, his debauchery and his charisma will get you hooked on his very first words. This book is very raw, very dirty, sometimes graphic, definitely the funniest thing I've read in a while. The only problem I have with this book is that I really shouldn't have bought it just before my school exams.

You should definitely start by reading I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Tucker Max's first book.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Lousy Book June 14 2013
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After reading the first chapter, I threw the book in the recycle bin. If I were you, I wouldn't even offer the book for sale.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome June 4 2013
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Having read his previous book, I knew what to expect, and wasn't disappointed by any means. Men, this is your role model.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars Oct. 6 2014
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I hate to admit it, but I love his books! Lots of laughter and gasping.
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