Baby: An Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions No Baby Should Be Delivered Without: Amazon.ca: Steve Tague, Julie Long: Books

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Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully.

Warning: The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery.

About the Author

Steve Tague is a commercial photographer. He lives in Bend, Oregon with his sons Max and Dakota.
Julie Long is a freelance writer. She lives with her husband Brian on a farm in Pennsylvania.

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The baby delivered to you from the factory is a one-of-a-kind, custom creation. Read the first page

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5.0 out of 5 stars Baby: An Owner's Manual, July 8 2009

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This is a great, easy read, funny book. I have given it to a number of couples who have just had their first baby and they have said they think the book is great. It is especially geared to men in the way the format of the book is laid out, like a car manual, but very fun for women to read as well. Lots of good information found in this book. I highly recommend it.

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5.0 out of 5 stars No Baby should be delivered without it!, Mar 21 2004

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When I was 9 months pregnant, I literally bumped into Mr. Tague at a book signing in Dayton Ohio. I bought this book and read it cover to cover in the mall food court! I was laughing to myself and Im sure I got a few stares. This book was a hilarious look at eveything from Breastfeeding, to Bathing, to the essentials needed. It read like stereo instructions which made it all the more hilarious. Since I have had my hands on this book I have found it's been the PERFECT gift at every baby shower I have gone to.
I wonder if Mr. Tague could convince the hospitals to give this out with each new delivery? :-P
DONT PASS THIS ONE UP!

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5.0 out of 5 stars MUST HAVE, Nov 7 2003

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Jennifer McGuffie (China, MI United States) - See all my reviews

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I laughed so hard. Great read if you can make it through the laughter tears, it's defiantly a book you need to read with someone. My husband and I are truly enjoying it (so are my coworkers!). A coworker gave this book to me in my 7 month of pregnancy and laughter is what I needed. Excellent Book, I am truly grateful to my coworker and the authors.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Baby: An Owner's Manual
I laughed so hard. Great read if you can make it through the laughter tears, it's defiantly a book you need to read with someone. Read more

Published on Nov 7 2003 by Jennifer McGuffie

5.0 out of 5 stars Feeling fustrated, this book is the cure.
A few weeks after our daughter was born, I was desperately seeking books that would help us understanding our little girl and I found this one. Read more

Published on Oct 14 2003 by sha_news