In each episode of Bert the Conqueror, everyday guy Bert Kreischer takes on the most hilariously absurd, undeniably thrilling and hands-down insane challenges America's towns have to offer the ones the locals say you just gotta try. From blobbing in Texas to completing four massive Cedar Point, Ohio roller coasters within a single hour, nothing is off limits, for he is . . . Bert the Conqueror.
BERT THE CONQUEROR, SEASON 1 (W/EXTREME BONUS)
Cedar Point Bert visits Sandusky, Ohio's Cedar Point Amusement Park to take on the "Fearsome Foursome Challenge": riding the park's four fastest and tallest coasters in less than an hour!
Utah Bert travels through Utah for thrills at Lagoon Amusement Park, Park City Mountain Resort, and a family's backyard in Hobble Creek.
Las Vegas Bert experiences sky-high thrills at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino on the Vegas Strip and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.
New Hampshire Bert travels to New Hampshire and experiences the excitement of Canobie Lake Park, power kiting, and the 12th annual Mount Sunapee "Slush Cup".
Tennessee Bert visits Tennessee's Dollywood and Smoky Mountain Speedpark in Pigeon Forge, then learns the art of Catfish Grabblin' along the Tennessee river system.
Florida Bert visits Florida to first ride two extreme coasters at Busch Gardens in Tampa Bay, then to compete in the belly flop contest held by the Redneck Yacht Club in Punta Gorda.
Texas Bert takes on Texas thrills with rides at Schlitterbahn Waterpark Resort, MudDrags racing in San Antonio, and a "Blobbing" competition in Rocksprings.
Massachusetts Bert travels to Massachusetts for insane thrills rides at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in their "Greasy Pole" competition.
South Carolina Bert visits South Carolina for two outrageous roller coasters and to try his hand at "Redneck Waterskiing".
(Extreme Bonus)** Extreme Waterparks Slap on the sun block and inflate your floaties, we're taking you on a tour of the most Extreme Waterparks. From a water coaster that has you rocketing uphill to a bowl ride that spins riders at a dizzying 35 feet per second, get ready to take plunge!
Extreme Wild Rides: Thrills and Spills Skate at the largest skate park in the US and then skydive, surf and rock climb at the ultimate indoor adventure center! Plus dodge paintballs at a 150 acre over the top paintball escapade then hop in a dune buggy to soar through the Vegas desert!
Extreme Terror Rides: Death Defying Drops In this hour we'll defy gravity on the Steel Hawg, the steepest roller coaster around, dodge 9-foot breakers in the tallest man made waves on the planet and then get thrown out of a volcano in the biggest slingshot ride in the world.
Extreme Wild Races Battle runners from around the world in a race to the top of the Empire State Building, drive for 24 hours in the junkiest jalopies in a battle to the end and then throw your wife on your back in a race to win her weight in beer!
Extreme Competitions From a rodeo for 5 year olds to a mustache growing competition and a gift-wrap race, Extreme Competitions explores the lengths people go to for victory! Play robot soccer, bob for pig's feet, and get your lungs ready for the National Hollering Competition.