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Half-vampire, half-human, Rayne hides in the shadows slaughtering vampires and those that get in her way. In 1943 Europe, during World War II, Rayne faces her greatest foe, a growing army of undead Nazi soldiers led by Ekart Brand, a top Nazi official turned day-walker. Rayne must team up with a group of resistance fighters to defeat Brand and his vampire army before they reach Berlin to grant Hitler immortality.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
When will we finally comprehend our inhumanity?,
By E. A Solinas "ea_solinas" (MD USA) - See all my reviews (HALL OF FAME) (TOP 10 REVIEWER) (REAL NAME)
This review is from: Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (DVD)
This is a movie about vampire Nazis killed by a katana-swinging medieval chick. There is NO excuse for it to be this bad.But yes, "Bloodrayne: The Third Reich" really IS that bad, combining everything that was wretched about the last two movies and adding plenty of new idiocies of its own. Unerotic sex, slapdash action scenes, a plot crammed with filler and starring Natassia Malthe's breasts, this is an exercise in bored ineptitude... or, in other words, an Uwe Boll movie. During World War II, Rayne (Malthe) has taken to slaughtering Nazis at the camps, when she isn't hanging around a bordello getting naked massages. However, some of her blood was splattered on Commandant Brand (Michael Pare), right after she stabbed him, and he soon rises as a vampire. So the sadistic Dr Mangler (Clint Howard), a cut-rate Mengele clone, decides to take his vampire research further. Rayne is horrified (or mildly confused, if you go by Malthe's expression) by this discovery, and she soon realizes that Mangler is planning to inject vampire blood into Hitler to make him immortal and nigh-unkillable. So she teams up with the local Resistance (populated by a bunch of undeveloped people whose names I can't remember), and tries to eliminate the vampires before Hitler grows a pair of fangs. "BloodRayne: The Third Reich" is just as silly as the first movie, and as devastatingly dull as the second. And since this is Uwe Boll, there's lots of explicit gore, silly fight scenes, stupid plot holes (those Nazis don't hear a guy being killed TEN FEET BEHIND THEM?!) and unintentionally hilarious dialogue ("I am the prodigal son of the Third Reich! I am power incarnate... OOF!"). But don't worry, NONE of that is half as campily entertaining as it sounds. The story is painfully limp, and it sort of oozes by slowly -- most of it is just the Commandant and Dr. Mangler plot world domination, while Rayne hangs around with the Resistance doing... nothing much. It takes FOREVER for her to actually start fighting the bad guys. However... that is STILL not enough. So Boll crams the movie with filler -- REEEAAALLLY LOOOONNG softcore lesbian sex scenes, Vampire Hitler dreams, and whole SUBPLOTS that exist merely to take up time. What is the point of the codebreaker Magda again, except to eat up ten minutes of running time and never be mentioned again? Don't be silly, there IS no point! And you know the movie is full of fail when the best-developed character is a Nazi lieutenant. Natassia Malthe is awful as usual -- she looks, acts and sounds like a whiny teenage girl, especially since she spends much of the movie squeaking at the doughy Resistance leader. She does have two qualifications, though -- and both of them are CONSTANTLY on display. It takes a special brand of horribleness to wreck a VAMPIRE NAZI movie, but Uwe Boll managed it. "BloodRayne" completes the trifecta of vampire wretchedness, so don't watch it except for a MST3K weekend.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
Bloodpayne,
This review is from: Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (DVD)
This was a pain to watch...i was not even able to finish the movie. Thats not just even a cheesy movie but as well disturbing, boring action scene, predictable. It has to be bad for me not to finish a movie. Its a low budget movie and they spent more money on the nice cover then on the movie itself.
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1.0 out of 5 stars (3 customer reviews) 6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
When will we finally comprehend our inhumanity?,
By E. A Solinas "ea_solinas" - Published on Amazon.com
This is a movie about vampire Nazis killed by a katana-swinging medieval chick. There is NO excuse for it to be this bad.But yes, "Bloodrayne: The Third Reich" really IS that bad, combining everything that was wretched about the last two movies and adding plenty of new idiocies of its own. Unerotic sex, slapdash action scenes, a plot crammed with filler and starring Natassia Malthe's breasts, this is an exercise in bored ineptitude... or, in other words, an Uwe Boll movie. During World War II, Rayne (Malthe) has taken to slaughtering Nazis at the camps, when she isn't hanging around a bordello getting naked massages. However, some of her blood was splattered on Commandant Brand (Michael Pare), right after she stabbed him, and he soon rises as a vampire. So the sadistic Dr Mangler (Clint Howard), a cut-rate Mengele clone, decides to take his vampire research further. Rayne is horrified (or mildly confused, if you go by Malthe's expression) by this discovery, and she soon realizes that Mangler is planning to inject vampire blood into Hitler to make him immortal and nigh-unkillable. So she teams up with the local Resistance (populated by a bunch of undeveloped people whose names I can't remember), and tries to eliminate the vampires before Hitler grows a pair of fangs. "BloodRayne: The Third Reich" is just as silly as the first movie, and as devastatingly dull as the second. And since this is Uwe Boll, there's lots of explicit gore, silly fight scenes, stupid plot holes (those Nazis don't hear a guy being killed TEN FEET BEHIND THEM?!) and unintentionally hilarious dialogue ("I am the prodigal son of the Third Reich! I am power incarnate... OOF!"). But don't worry, NONE of that is half as campily entertaining as it sounds. The story is painfully limp, and it sort of oozes by slowly -- most of it is just the Commandant and Dr. Mangler plot world domination, while Rayne hangs around with the Resistance doing... nothing much. It takes FOREVER for her to actually start fighting the bad guys. However... that is STILL not enough. So Boll crams the movie with filler -- REEEAAALLLY LOOOONNG softcore lesbian sex scenes, Vampire Hitler dreams, and whole SUBPLOTS that exist merely to take up time. What is the point of the codebreaker Magda again, except to eat up ten minutes of running time and never be mentioned again? Don't be silly, there IS no point! And you know the movie is full of fail when the best-developed character is a Nazi lieutenant. Natassia Malthe is awful as usual -- she looks, acts and sounds like a whiny teenage girl, especially since she spends much of the movie squeaking at the doughy Resistance leader. She does have two qualifications, though -- and both of them are CONSTANTLY on display. It takes a special brand of horribleness to wreck a VAMPIRE NAZI movie, but Uwe Boll managed it. "BloodRayne" completes the trifecta of vampire wretchedness, so don't watch it except for a MST3K weekend. 5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
How Bad?,
By G. Teslovich - Published on Amazon.com
How bad? Bad enough that FF was not fast enough. A waste of time even at that speed.Usual right off the bat indicators of cheap. No subtitles; audio levels all over the place; camera angles that made no sense; a script that had lines limited to 7 words so that the editors could edit the next monologue due to a lack of memory capacity in people paid to perform (I've seen dogs in animal movies handle their scripts with more skill); same people reading lines as if they were reading directly off of a script page. Uniquely bad to this movie was gunfire that sounded like cheap firecrackers; actors falling just like children keel over with tongues hanging out when they pretend to be shot or jump in the air sideways from an explosion even though it's a block away and even though their clothing or paper on the ground next to them were not affected. The worst martial arts style movements ever seen in a movie consisting of 15 minutes of rehearsal practice on spinning and yelling like a tennis player with each spin. The only part of the movie that seemed natural were the 30 second historical short films of WWII Germany. 9 of 12 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars
Don't bother,
By SirRandall - Published on Amazon.com
Wow, this was 1 hour, 12 minutes I'll never get back. The only good part was the short lesbian sex scene. This movie is so bad they needed to stoop to that. Even the music wasn't played by a real orchestra. It was all synthesized. It's basically a freshman A/V student's wet dream. I hope he got a good grade.
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