Bulletproof Monk

To sum up, I'm quite frankly embarassed to have this movie in my possession. Maybe I'll donate to the local library so other people curious about this trash may only have to waste their time and not their money as well.

But I was wrong! Chow-Yun Fat is definitly losing it or sellin-out!! He only used the guns once(And didn't kill anybody)!!! WTF!!!! I was hoping I could get a laugh or two out of it with Sean-William Scoot in it, but he was hardly funny!! The only time I laughed at this movie, was when I realized how much this film made a fool out of me!! To waste money to watch it!

What ever happened to Chow-Yun fat in the good ol' days, like where he was a stright up killer, in the Killer, and a criminal killing machine in hard boiled!!? I just wish that one day, Chow-Yun fat and John-Woo(Who's slipping too, but no as bad as Chow!) can colaborate again, and bring some of the good ol' days to the future with justice.

Anyway, if you want a action movie,get Hard Boiled, the Killer, Face off, or Bad Boys 1&2, but not this; if you want a comedy movie go get Clerks, Road Trip, Billy Madison, or Friday, but not this, if you want a good fantasy, get Crouchin Tiger Hidden Dragon, the Crow, or Spirited Away, but not this, if you want a good martial arts film, get Enter the Dragon, The Matrix, The drunken master, or Once upon a time in china but not this. Just avoid this movie!!

Peace

This is ubercrap taken above the level that most stupid directors can only dream about.

The possibility of a normal human watching the entire movie without some sort of massive hemorrhage is very slim since the brain would be acting in the best interest of the human.

If you inflicted this movie on someone who had just regained their sight, they would be praying for a quick and merciful return to the former state of blindness.

The music in the movie is so bad that many people, who were though deaf, cried out in pain. Not hearing, but feeling the sonic defecation as it de fouled the very molecules air around them.

If you have a enemy in your life, send them this movie. After they see this your enemy will know you are without mercy. They will fear you.

A bag of wet rocks shows more range and depth of acting skill that Seann William Scott. His acting is so bad it makes you question not only the existence of a god, but any reason for anything in life at all.

I truly belive that when CUT was called, he would stand stone still and drool, waiting for commands from the director. Amused by things with lots of bright colors and balls of tinfoil.

The screenwriter has all the skill that only some grade 3 children have. Only those children in a very short bus.

I notice the DVD comes with a directors commentary. I can only assume that it contains the unintelligent yelps and screams of the director as hurls his tattered notes at the microphone and removes his eyes after seeing what he has done.

Chow Yun-Fat looks as if doing this movie was as much fun as a man who is striped naked in public and has his manhood laughed at by passing crowds.

The story you ask? It has Nazis stealing the youthful power of monks to become all powerful!

Even retarded people would think this movie was stupid.