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Can't Wait to Get to Heaven: A Novel [Kindle Edition]

Fannie Flagg
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Starred Review. Returning to Elmwood Springs, Mo., (where her sprawling 2002 novel, Standing in the Rainbow, chronicled the small town's inhabitants over five decades), Flagg keeps this outing much more tightly-focused; most of the novel takes place over a few days. Octogenarian Elner Shimfissle falls off a ladder after accidentally disturbing a hornets' nest while picking figs. After she dies at the hospital, the novel's bite-size chapters alternate between funny and touching vignettes showing how Elner's death and life has affected dozens of people in town, interspersed with scenes of Elner's laugh-out-loud assent into the hereafter. From there, the plot offers readers a series of delightful surprises. Perhaps Flagg's funniest novel since her debut, Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man, she's created a charming, life-affirming tale and a full cast of memorable characters, including Elner's late sister, Ida, who greets her in heaven still carrying her purse and a grudge about the bad hair styling she got for her funeral. Flagg is an expert at balancing pathos with plenty of Southern sass, and this could very well be the feel-good read of the summer.
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Fannie Flagg began writing and producing television specials at age nineteen and went on to distinguish herself as an actress and writer in television, films, and the theatre. She is the author of the New York Times bestsellers Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man, Welcome to the World, Baby Girl!, Standing in the Rainbow, A Redbird Christmas and I Still Dream About You. Flagg's script for Fried Green Tomatoes was nominated for both the Academy and Writers Guild of America awards and won the highly regarded Scripters Award.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1235 KB
  • Print Length: 384 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0345499158
  • Publisher: Random House (Nov. 28 2006)
  • Sold by: Random House Canada, Incorp.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B000MAH7KO
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 STARS FOR FANNIE FLAGG ! July 14 2006
By Gail Cooke TOP 50 REVIEWER
Format:Audio CD
There's surely more laughter and warm storytelling in this world thanks to Fannie Flagg. If "Standing In The Rainbow" made you smile and reflect on how good life is, give a listen to Flagg's latest narrated, of course, in her trademark voice.

There's always someone eager to tell us where heaven is and what it's like. Flagg may just have the answer. As always her story is filled with memorable characters who live in Elmwood Springs, Missouri. Heading that list is Elner Shimfissle who has reached the venerable age of 96. She lives alone, which is fine because she doesn't need help from anyone - not even to gather figs from a tree to make preserves.

She handled climbing the ladder just fine, but hadn't counted on upsetting a wasp's nest. Elner is knocked off her ladder and stung a few times on her way down.

When niece Norma hears about the tumble and that her aunt has been taken to the hospital, she imagines the worst. (Norma always has had a tendency to look on the dark side). Meanwhile, Elner is surprised to find herself flat on her back in a strange place, and wonders whether she has turned off the oven and fed the cat.

This experience has left Elner and others with much to ponder.

Flagg rounds out her troop of lovable eccentrics with Verbena, Luther Griggs, and, of course, the incomparable Tot Whooten, owner of Tot's Tell It Like It Is Beauty Shop.

Can't Wait To Get To Heaven leaves listeners with smiles all around and an appreciation for what is important in life.

Enjoy!

- Gail Cooke
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3.0 out of 5 stars too saccharine for my taste Feb. 17 2013
Format:Audio CD
I made it half way through and had to put it down for a while to give my pancreas a chance to produce the insulin needed to fight the sugar rush. I picked it up 2 weeks later and am happy to say I made it to the end. Not saying this is a bad book because it isn't. It's okay but only that. It is no where near as layered and interesting as her Fried Green Tomatoes or A Redbird Christmas. The characters are mostly one dimensional, stereotyped and bland. Nothing really happens for many pages on end. I found myself calling this the whitest book I have ever read. Most of the characters are so nice and polite I wanted to scream. Even the antagonists are too naive, unsophisticated and removed from the real world to pose a threat to anyone. The lone 'really bad guy' only shows up at the end and is dismissed within a couple pages of his introduction and before he can do anything truly horrifying. Other than him, it is happy endings for everyone. Just like real life.

Flagg's vision of heaven as being whatever you want it to be had the potential to make a bolder statement but she passed on the opportunity. The premise reminded me of Sartre's portrayal of hell in No Exit where every person's hell is customized to be the things that would make them the most miserable. The difference lies in how he took that idea and developed it into a powerful statement of his existential philosophy. Flagg did not do this.
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5.0 out of 5 stars FANNIE FLAGG RIDES AGAIN!! Aug. 28 2011
By Janet Babins TOP 100 REVIEWER
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This is a story of Elner Shimfissle, a 96 year old strong and independent woman who lives alone with her beloved cat Sonny in Elmwood Springs, Missouri. She has a Joie de Vivre which is next to none and enjoys the simple things in life to the fullest. She decides to pick some figs from her tree to make a jar of fig preserves for that nice lady who brought her a basket of tomatoes. She takes her ladder and climbs the tree and is greeted by a nest of wasps.
She falls off the ladder and is stung a few times and finds herself flat on her back in the Emergency Room of the hospital.Her niece Norma, a highly nervous person rushes to her Aunt's bedside expecting the worst. Norma herself faints and ends up in bed and Macky, her husband and pillar of strength is now there for both. AND thus the story begins...... The characters in the town get word and are rushing around like chickens without heads.

Can't Wait To Get To Heaven is heart-warming, comical and gives you food for thought.
It's a delightful read after a busy and stressful day. Just cuddle up and read, read read and Enjoy!
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117 of 122 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fannie Flagg's Newest Novel Is Heaven On Earth July 16 2006
By Antoinette Klein - Published on Amazon.com
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What a wonderful treat Fannie Flagg's newest trip to Elmwood Springs is. The characters we first met in WELCOME TO THE WORLD, BABY GIRL and got to know better in STANDING IN THE RAINBOW have aged, had more experiences both good and bad, but still maintain the small-town, folksy charm of Flagg's earlier works. The laugh-out-loud moments are many amidst the tears, the suspense, and the fantasy.

Norma Warren's aunt, Elner Shimfissle, who was a minor character in the other novels set in Elmwood Springs, comes into her own as the main character and the epicenter of an emotional upheaval in the little town.

While picking figs from her tree in the front yard, Elner accidentally disturbs a nest of wasps and is bitten to death. Or is she? Fannie Flagg takes liberal license with the heaven alluded to in the Bible, but it's all in good taste and puts a very personal spin on a place still quite mysterious to the living.

The best thing about this book is the characters, their obvious love for one another, and the close-knit feeling of community that Flagg captures with her razor-sharp wit and endearing charm.

Remember Tot Whooten from the Tell It Like It Is Beauty Shop? And Neighbor Dorothy with her fabulous radio show? Macky Warren, Norma's high school sweetheart and husband, and Dena Nordstrom, the cousin who was a high-powered New York executive? These and others have all returned and catching up on their lives is an experience not to be missed.

Along the way, the reader is actually told the meaning of life and given the formula for leading a happy and rewarding one. That's certainly more than I expected when I bought this book.

Another bonus is the yummy recipes mentioned in the book all appear at the end. They sounded so mouth-watering that I have Neighbor Dorothy's Heavenly Caramel Cake in the oven as I type this.
26 of 27 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars It's so nice to have you back Fannie July 24 2006
By Buddy Leo - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover
Fannie Flagg has secured her place as one of the great Southern writers in the tradition of Truman Capote, Eudora Welty, Harper Lee,et al. She is a brilliant story teller with a unique and wonderful way with words. It has been a long time since I have laughed out loud while reading a book and a few moments later found myself with tears in my eyes over an unexpected sad turn of events. This is another "must read" from the gifted Flagg.
20 of 20 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Can't Wait is a nice, light read Sept. 26 2006
By Leslie C - Published on Amazon.com
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While I have read only one other title by Fannie Flagg, I found Can't Wait to Get to Heaven as enjoyable as the other I read. The book is humorous, contemporary and light. The characters are loveable and down-to-earth.

I felt that the author could have expanded upon Elner's journey to Heaven, but was creative with what was written -despite reviewers who are appalled by Flagg's characterization of God. Since none of us know what the afterlife is like (if there is an afterlife), Flagg has made a creative and playful attempt to explain this great mystery of life or the beginning of life in the hereafter.

Loved the book and I recommend it. While the book will certainly not become a great literary classic, it is a nice, easy read for vacation, a plane ride or a weekend by the fire.
15 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Heart-warming & Endearing July 25 2006
By Busy Mom - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover
I have read all of Fannie Flagg's books and this one is just as good as her others, maybe better. It's so full of spirit, good cheer and optimism. It asks the timeless questions of why we are here and what happens to us when we die. No one really knows, but Elner, the main character in this book, may have the answer for all of us.

Elner, Norma's aunt, was up in the fig tree to get some figs to make a preserve when she disturbed a wasp's nest and got stung and fell off the ladder. This is not the first time she has done that. She has fallen off the ladder other times and drove her niece, Norma, crazy and worried with fear. This time, Elner was knocked out cold. This is just the beginning of an adventure for the townsfolks of Elmwood Springs, Missouri. Elner is taken to Kansas City to the hospital there. Norma and her husband, Macky, followed behind. Ruby and Tots, the local hairdresser takes care of things at Elner's house and the stories just keep on flowing. Bittersweet and heart-warming, it made me, the reader, wish that people would think of me the same way they did Elner. And not only that, it's a reminder to take life a little bit on the easy and slow side because you never know when the last day will come. It may be too late to do all the things you wish you could do or have said.

This book may have a moral to it but it's so wonderfully written. It's a perfect book to read on the front porch drinking your iced tea and relaxing for a day or two. Flagg's writing is always humane and lyrical. You just know these characters as well as you know yourself because you are human as they are. Life doesn't have to be as hard as it sounds ~~ and kicking back once in awhile would do wonders for the soul. Kicking back with this book is definitely the way to do it.

7-25-06
20 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars If This Is Heaven, Then I'm There!!!... July 7 2006
By Mercedes J. - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
I have yet to be disappointed by a Fannie Flagg book, and I hope I never am. Ms. Flagg has once again graced us with another one of her witty, fun, and outrageous books about our favorite small town in Missouri, Elmwood Springs.

Who knew that so many lives would be affected the day Mrs. Elner Shimfissle fell out of her fig tree and was stung to 'death' by over seventeen wasps? And I just loved meeting up with some of my favorite characters from her previous books 'Welcome to the World, Baby Girl!', and 'Standing in the Rainbow'.

I could sit here all day and write about how wonderful Ms. Flagg's books are, this one in particular (though I do say that after every new Fannie Flagg book I read)...but I won't. All I can tell you is to get out there and read this book as soon as you can get ahold of a copy. You'll laugh-out-loud at Mrs. Elner's quirkiness, and poor Norma's tendency to overreact a bit about EVERYTHING, and all the rest of the colorful towns folk of Elmwood Springs.

Ms. Flagg has a wonderful gift for storytelling, and I just can't recommend her books enough. If you love small town reading, and funny characters, definitely give this a shot. I can't see how anyone couldn't not fall in love with this bunch!
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