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Cell 3116 or How to Marry a Loser Without Even Trying Kindle Edition


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Lots of intelligent, attractive women with a lot going for them wind up with losers and I bet you're just dying to know how you can nab one for yourself. Well, look no further. Based on true events, this searingly funny yet sobering tale explores all of the choices we make in relationships without ever realizing how they will impact our lives. This "how to" guide can help you recognize the warning signs before you end up in "Loserville" or help you get there faster . . . if that's what you really want!

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 377 KB
  • Print Length: 224 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: D. Sanderson (Jan. 30 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0074B54CC
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Amazon.com: HASH(0x9d1a2f84) out of 5 stars 25 reviews
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9d870b88) out of 5 stars A winner of a book. Hilarious! Jan. 19 2010
By SHAWN JAMES - Published on Amazon.com
Cell 3116 or: How to marry a Loser is one of the funniest books I've had the pleasure of reading. An entertaining memoir of Dee Sanderson's disastarous relationship leading up to the failure to her marriage to K,(divorce is in the works) the book details all the mistakes she made in supporting a man who just wouldn't grow up.

Throughout the book Sanderson humorously details the dozen "red flags" or "warning signs" women should look out for in their relationships. From the fully stocked fridge to the fully paid cable bill ,the numerous job losses to the numerous excuses and stories that seem like they come from a six year old all the bad behavior to avoid in a man is featured here live and in color. Remember ladies Getting the loser in your house is easy; getting them out is next to impossible. (Sanderson should know, that's how she wound up in cell 3116, trying to throw out said bum.)
This book is so funny it would make a great movie; Sanderson should consider writing a screenplay adapting this material. In some ways it reminded me of the TV show Girlfriends.

Sanderson has a great talent for writing, style is very lighthearted and her story flows from chapter to chapter. I blew through this book in two days. I'm definitely looking forward to more books from her!
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9d870f90) out of 5 stars How true June 15 2012
By Sherrie Baby - Published on Amazon.com
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Loved it! I want to send a copy of this book to EVERY woman I know who is dating a loser. And there's a lot of them out there. Losers, read this book and get a clue. YOU KNOW who you are!
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9d870eb8) out of 5 stars A real eye-opener! June 11 2012
By K. Worthington - Published on Amazon.com
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Witty, funny, and oh-so-true, this book showed me some facts about my ex that I hadn't realized. And I didn't even have to go to a cell to find out! Thank you so much, Dee Sanderson!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9d870db0) out of 5 stars Must read for every woman who is dating! May 25 2012
By kikila - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Kindle Edition
This is a how to book for all dating woman. Having dated many losers in my day, I really wish this book had been written 30 years ago, it would have saved me a whole lot of grief, embarrassment and disappointment.

I recommend this book to any woman who wants to laugh and be informed at the same time. This book helps you spot the signals used by losers to reel you in. You know the ones that are still trying to get it together?

Do yourself a favor and pick this one up for a great summer read.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x9c08d414) out of 5 stars Must read for young girls May 31 2012
By Amazon Customer - Published on Amazon.com
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Very funny. What was scary, is at times she seemed to describe my life. I think every woman gets involved with a loser at one time or another, they can be very charming. The desire to be loved is so great, many are willing to hang on to these losers. Give this book to friends that are dating losers, maybe they will see themselves. If you been involved with a loser, a great way to laugh at yourself. Just a good fun read.