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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang [Hardcover]

Chelsea Handler
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Book Description

March 9 2010
WHAT . . . A RIOT!

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!


Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

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Her cheeky candor is one of the things that makes her unique: She's a hot blonde with a filthy mouth.—Philadelphia Inquirer

Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds.—Jennifer Weiner

Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words."—Liz Smith, New York Post

Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer.—Jay Leno

About the Author

Born in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, Chelsea Handler is the youngest of six children. She is the star and host of E!'s Chelsea Lately.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Good, Not My Favorite. June 6 2013
I first heard about Chelsea Handler when I started watching "Chelsea Lately" when it first aired, I immediately fell in love with her sense of humor & delivery, she's hilarious!

The Book: It was OK, by no means was it as funny as her first two, those were incredibly hilarious & I couldn't stop laughing, with this one, not so much.

If you haven't watched her show, watch it, & if you haven't read her books, read them! My favorites are "My Horizontal Life" & "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea." unfortunately, her most recent books seem to have taken a slide.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as her others Aug. 8 2011
By Crystal
I love Chelsea and think she is absolutely hilarious but I didnt enjoy this book. It just seemed like alot of rambling on and on compared to her other books. A bit of a let down as I was anxious to read another of her books :(
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars oh miss chelsea March 1 2012
By amywee
i absolutely adore everything from this fine lady, which I write in all my reviews, but honestly i buy these books for my friends, and i reccomend them to everybody I know. such a good laugh!!
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, laugh out loud! Feb. 25 2013
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Chelsea Handler doesn't dissapoint in penning a read that actually makes you laugh out loud. To pratical jokes and every day life, she can find humor in it all.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang April 28 2013
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Loved it! She needs to write some more!!
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang had me laughing! I share the books with friends and they love it too!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars Sept. 15 2014
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Love Chelsea Handler.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Loved IT March 22 2013
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So hilarious, Was laughing so hard I was crying! True to Chelsea! Definitaly a must read if you are a fan!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars Aug. 28 2014
Great! Funny stuff.
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