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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter [Blu-ray] [Import]

Josh Grace , Murielle Varhelyi , Lee Gordon Demarbre    Unrated   Blu-ray
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
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4.0 out of 5 stars Freaking funny Sept. 20 2013
Format:DVD|Verified Purchase
A movie about Jesus teaming up with a Mexican wrestler to fight vampires that are harvesting lesbian's skin so they can walk around in the day light. Oh, and it was filmed in Ottawa. Freaking Hilarious.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Film From My Home Town July 20 2006
Ok, Honestly when i first heard about this movie I thought it would suck. I started watching it 3/4 way through because i missed the rest of it. Something else was on. Then one day I saw it in my Interactive TV guide and I was thinking...I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE. Then suddenly these little hints started coming out to me....OTTAWA SUN newspaper box and then suddenly what looked like OTTAWA CITIZEN but slightly altered. Then the walk through the War Memorial with the Art Centre in the background then seeing the quick glimpse of RIDEAU CENTRE. Something this small recorded here in Ottawa has actually made it on TV. Especially made by Carleton U students. Such an inspiration for me to try to do something similar. If IFC will play this, they'll play anything...AMAZING MOVIE.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Mary Magnum steals the show Sept. 12 2004
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Maria Moulton is the true star of this campy cult classic. Get this DVD, grab your friends, grab some beer and settle in for a good laugh. 15 stars! Go Mary Magnum!!!!!!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
I won't pull any punches here. This film is pure genious. I have never seen a movie with such power as this. I can only hope Mel Gibson's movie will have this big of an impact. The truth is though that these guys did it without a 25 million dollar budget.
What fool would ask Jesus if He had enough lemonade? I mean c'mon how could lemonade be harder than loaves and fishes. Well the doubter gets killed pretty early in the movie. It's too bad, I think they should have expanded on a priest with a mohawk. The custom helmet they had for him was supercool.
Mary Magna is bad to the bone folks. She gets sucked into a vampire's world, but the Lord not only gets her back, he gives her the main vampire after he cures her too. You see the whole point of this film is the church must protect lesbians from vampires. Yeah I know, I know. Hey this flick's from Canada.
The scene that left me screaming 'Amen' and 'Allelujia' was the fight scene with the athiests. I mean dude, Jesus beats up like 60 athiests without a break. They just keep coming out of this one car.
Jesus finally defeats the vampires when He himself is stabbed through the heart in the climatic junkyard battle. But with Him being punctured, Heaven's light shines through him and the vampires are vanquished. Outstanding special effects on this one. A flashlight and flash powder really did the trick.
Also look for the fine performance by Blind Leper. He's a blues man who gives it up for the Lord in the House of Blues.
I give this film 5 halos.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
First, let's get one thing out of the way: This is not a b-movie, it's a z-grade movie. We're talking about a self-financed picture starring a bunch of students at Ottawa's Carleton University made on a reported budget of $100, 000. That said, viewers weaned on safe and sound Hollywood fare of the silver screen will want to stay far, far away. People as myself who love trash cinema however will likely get a kick out of this, although this film is by no means a masterpiece of bad cinema.
A strange plague has overridden the city of Ottawa. Daylight-walking vampires have invaded the city, slaying many and causing a shortage of lesbians (don't ask...). Two priests then call to the chosen one, Jesus H himself, to restore order to the once peaceful Canadian capital. Jesus, using his magic powers of Kung-Fu, does the best he can but soon finds himself way outnumbered against the hordes of the undead. Down in the dumps, Jesus calls Mexican wrestler El Santos to the rescue. Together, Jesus Christ and El Santos form a Tag Team to rid the city of the undead.
The first thing one notices right away is how much fun everyone seems to be having making this movie. The film is filled with awkward acting and dialogue but the exuberance and joy of the people involved more than make up for that. It really looks like a film made by a bunch of friends with too much time on their hands. Most of the actors in this are either punk rockers (the people on Jesus' side) or Goths (the vampires). One of the priests who calls for Jesus' help has a red-couloured Mohawk and a leather jacket filled with spikes just to give you an idea. This film is somewhat of a musical but not the whole way through; it switches styles every 20 minutes or so.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 stars is not enough! March 15 2004
What is wrong with you guys? 5 starts? I should be 12, one for every province in the best country in the world...Canada!
Or make it 13 as Florida should be a provibce for just liking our film soooo much! Not to mention all the frost-backed pensioners that escape the clutches of the cold like I escape the Blue Demon's Cobra Clutch!
Anyway, it's a great film, almost as great as Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace, coming this fall!!!!
maybe to a theatre near you, if your lucky and nice to Lee.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Depends on what you want it for March 15 2004
I really wish Amazon had a way to give two ratings to the same item. The one-star rating above is for the movie. It's a bad movie, and not "bad-in-a-good-way" bad, just bad. It's dull. Jesus loses his long hair and robes about twenty mintes into the film, and from then on it's like watching a bad Ben Stiller clone in some really bad fight scenes.
Regardless of the movie's quality, this DVD gets Five Full Stars (*****) as a collectible. It's worth the money just to be able to grab this out of your DVD collection and show it to people, or hear their reactions when they see it on your shelf. Buy it for the title, buy it for the case, buy it for the cover art -- just don't buy it for the film.
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