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Many fans of this movie expressed their concern when it was originally released on DVD as a 'pan-&-scan' only version. After a few years, and lots of complaints, WB finally gives us the widescreen version ...NOT!

This DVD actually contians the 'pan-&-scan' fullscreen version, and it includes a fake 'matted' widescreen version.

Matted-widescreen means they took a 'fullscreen' copy of the movie, and added black bars to the top & bottom of the picture to 'simulate' a widescreen version of the movie. As a result, not only are we missing the left & right side of the picture, now we are missing part of the top & bottom as well. What the hell is wrong with Warner Bros, MGM and Universal?!?

When movie buffs and DVD fans demand a 'widescreen' version of the movie, they are demanding the ORIGINAL WIDESCREEN VERSION of the movie, not some fake matted print that simply simulates the original aspect ratio. We want the entire picture, not a picture that has been SHAPED using black bars to fool the consumer into thinking this is the whole widescreen picture as it was originally shown in theaters.

Basicly, these companies are using a play on words, and instead of spending the time to restore the true 'widescreen' print, they are just slapping some black bars on the fullscreen print that was used to make the pan-&-scan version, so it has the same aspect ratio (shape) as what we asked for.

This is an ignorant business practice, and false advertising. Granted, some movies were released in theaters fullscreen, then matted in the theater to make it widescreen to fit on their screens, but this movie is not one of them. So the matting they did on it is unjustified. They are just lazy, cheap and greedy.

I am returning my copy and I will wait (likely forever) until these companies decide to give us what we actually ask for, not some crappy 'matted' version we have to settle for...

Dont belive me? Watch both version, see how much is missing from the top & bottom of the widescreen side compared to the fullscreen side.

Decision makers at WB should be taken out and shot. Why? Because they act like they rerelease movies such as this one to 'please the customers', but thats not it... its about getting your money, and spending as little effort and resources as possible in doing so.

I was almost finished recording "A Christmas Story" on this Christmas morning. Fifteen minutes before it ended, my father walked in and said that we would get the special edition.

That I didn't go postal at losing an hour and a half shows how much I love "A Christmas Story." This 1983 classic is not just a heartwarming little story about a loving (if bickery) family in the rather dour America of the late 1940s, but a hysterical comedy about what it's like to be a kid at Christmas.

Ralphie Parker's (Peter Billingsley) Christmas wishes are simple: a official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass and a "thing that tells time." But his mom says he'll shoot his eye out. So Ralphie begins a quiet crusade to get it as a present -- he writes an essay on it and even asks Santa, only to get the same terrible reply: "You'll shoot your eye out."

As the days tick down to Christmas -- with no sign of an air rifle -- Ralphie hits other obstacles when he clashes with bullies, says "the mother of all dirty words," and watches his parents battle it out over a tacky "major award" (leg lamp). But there are surprises in store for the Parker family on Christmas morning -- and some of them involve smelly bloodhounds.

Yes, the plot is pretty simple -- it's the delivery that makes it special. Narrated by an adult Ralphie who offers his slightly sardonic take on everything ("We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice"), it's completely tuned in to how kids think, and how a toy can seem like the most important thing in the world.

Fortunately the scriptwriters never condescend to the audience by adding some kind of syrupy message -- after all, real life doesn't work that way. Instead there are all sorts of classic moments -- the leg lamp, Chinese turkey, the terrifying visit to Santa ("HOOOO HOOOO HOOO!"), and Ralphie's fantasies of defending his family with "Ol' Blue."

But Jean Shepherd deserves especial credit for bringing this movie to life, with a constant snowstorm of one-liners and hilarious dialogue: "Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap." "He looks like a pink nightmare!" "Oh FUUUDDDDGGGE!" and others.

Billingsley is a little stiff as Ralphie, but gives the portrayal of this everykid his charming, slightly frenetic best. Melinda Dillon and Darin McGavin are the comic geniuses here, with their slightly kooky but loving parents (one of the highlights is Dillon's "show me how the piggies eat!" scene), and there's an array of very convincing bullies and classmates too.

"A Christmas Story" didn't get much notice when it came out in 1983. But now it's one of the quintessential holiday movies, and a must-see at Christmastime.

When I was a kid, they used to make us watch this movie at school every Christmas, and I HATED it! I used to dread the last day of school before Xmas break, when I'd have to hear "Show me how a piggy eats!" However, as an adult, I have come to love this movie for the Christmas classic it is--it is right up there with "Rudolph". That said, if you are looking for a schmaltzy, syrupy sweet holiday movie, "A Christmas Story" is NOT for you. I mean, my favourite scene is when you get to hear poor Schwartz get beaten by his mom over the phone ("What'd I do?! Ow! Ahhh!"). If, like me, your list of good Xmas flicks includes things like "Christmas Vacation", or even "Gremlins", you may appreciate this movie. By the way, did anyone notice a grown up Peter Billingsley as an elf in the movie "Elf"?

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4.0 out of 5 stars Added DVD of Bonus Features a "Treasure"
I watched "A Christmas Story" on television for years and finally bought this Two Disc Special Edition. The copy of this film is CLEAR for sound/photo content. Read more

Published 4 months ago by DEB PYKE

5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Service
This purchase was a Christmas favorite for many years and to have this on BD DVD ish sites we'll have it for years to come. Read more

Published 4 months ago by Jason

5.0 out of 5 stars Very happy with the movie and the price point!
I was very pleased when I recieved the movie, I'd forgot it was a special edition and didn't expect that for the low price. Thanks!

Published 17 months ago by shannaheardanoise

5.0 out of 5 stars A Christmas Classic
This movie is a Christmas Classic! Very funny! Not Christmas until you see a Christmas Story!

Published on Feb 18 2009 by R. Funk

4.0 out of 5 stars A Must Have
I have grown quite cynical about DVD reissues - they just seem manipulative attempts to squeeze more money out of the consumer. Read more

Published on Feb 17 2009 by Sebastian T. Stoker

5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome!
Arrived in perfect condition and on time. Was a great Christmas present! Shopping on Amazon for gifts is a awesome and hassle free idea!

Published on Feb 9 2009 by Trudy T. Atherton

5.0 out of 5 stars That BB gun.....................,
The first time I watched this movie was at the age of ten and I love it ever since. Ralphie and his obsession with a Red Ryder BB gun is an annual classic. Read more

Published on Nov 8 2007 by Jenny J.J.I.

5.0 out of 5 stars You'll shoot your eye out
I was almost finished recording "A Christmas Story" on last Christmas morning. Fifteen minutes before it ended, my father walked in and said that we would get the special... Read more

Published on Oct 12 2007 by E. A Solinas

2.0 out of 5 stars "Oh, I hate the smell of tapioca."
Bob Clark's "A Christmas Story" is a cinematic slice of Americana. It chronicles an era long since gone when a BB gun was the dream present of every young child and... Read more

Published on July 4 2004 by Steven Y.

5.0 out of 5 stars SIMPLY THE BEST!!!!
This is the BEST holiday movie to date...
It has everything...laughs, drama, and it's heartwarming just the same...brings back alot of memories....LOVED IT!!

Published on Jun 30 2004 by Sandeeee

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