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Country Music Lyrics: Twisted Parody Lyrics of Top Country Songs (Volume 1) (Country Music Parody Lyrics Series) [Kindle Edition]

Bubba Joe Aintwright

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Product Description

Product Description

* * * WARNING * * * Adult Content. Lowbrow humor with copious puerile and pernicious references to dog "scooting" behavior, farting, reindeer sex, a man talking to his package, cow sex, Christmastime sex, hemorrhoids, stalking, Wall Street greed, plumber's crack, and pet wokking, among other things.


20 crazed lyrics in all!

This is a collection of 18 off-the-wall, mostly naughty lyric parodies of top country songs, plus 2 extra lyric parodies of oldies.


Contents:

BUTT SCOOTIN' BOOGIE - parody of "Boot Scootin' Boogie" as sung by Brooks & Dunn.
--country dogs know how to "get down, move it 'round" and party!

DON'T FINK - parody of "Don't Blink" as sung by Kenny Chesney.
--how Sopranos cast member Big Pussy came (no pun intended) to sleep with the fishes.

FART LIKE MINE - parody of "Heart Like Mine" as sung by Miranda Lambert.
--sorry about having Jesus fart, but hey, if he could turn water into wine ...

GET ME WINGS - parody of "Give Me Wings" as sung by Michael Johnson.
--the heck with flying; if you really love me, get me something good from the KFC drive-thru.

GRANDMA GOT BENT OVER BY A REINDEER - parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" as sung by Dr. Elmo.
--the tragic result of age, alcohol, and Alzheimer's.

HE STOPPED WEARIN' HIS TOUPEE - parody of "He Stopped Lovin' Her Today" as sung by George Jones.
--male pattern baldness gone awry.

HELLO BALLS - parody of "Hello Walls" as sung by Faron Young.
--singing to his package, a man laments love lost and moves on to Thumbalina and her four sisters.

HOW 'BOUT THEM GIRL COWS - parody of "How 'Bout Them Cowgirls" as sung by George Strait.
--wasted cowboy chortles the true meaning of livestock domestication.

JENNY, TAKE MY MEAL - parody of "Jesus, Take The Wheel" as sung by Carrie Underwood.
--last time she went to the beach, she came back with three harpoon wounds.

KNOCKIN' AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE - parody of "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" as sung by Brenda Lee.
--there are five levels of drinking, six if you live in a trailer park, they say.

MAMA FRIED - parody of "Mama Tried" as sung by Merle Haggard.
--childhood obesity brought on by a miscreant mama.

MY WIFE AIN'T ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL - parody of "Life Ain't Always Beautiful" as sung by Gary Allan.
--ah, the joys of marriage.

RING OF FIRE - parody of "Ring Of Fire" as sung by Johnny Cash.
--talk about 'rhoid rage.

STALKING AFTER MIDNIGHT - parody of "Walking After Midnight" as sung by Patsy Cline.
--typical redneck dating behavior.

STICKUP MAN - parody of "Pickup Man" as sung by Joe Diffie.
--why drive a truck when you can wield a Glock?

UP AGAINST THE WALL, WALL STREET MOTHER - parody of "Up Against The Wall, Redneck Mother" as sung by Jerry Jeff Walker.
--nailing our corporate kin to the Wall of Shame.

WHATEVER IT IS - parody of "Whatever It Is" as sung by the Zac Brown Band.
--quick, somebody call the Center for Disease Control!

WHOOPS, I FARTED LOVIN' YOU - parody of "Just Got Started Lovin' You" as sung by James Otto.
--this guy's in the running for president of the Blue Flame Club.

EXTRA #1 - MY BOYFRIEND'S CRACK - parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" as sung by The Angels.
--no drugs here, just a plumber's crack celebration.

EXTRA #2 - WOKKIN' THE DOG - parody of "Walking The Dog" as sung by Rufus Thomas.
--Shih Tzu with Snow Peas, anyone? Kung Pao Bow-Wow?


Sample from "RING OF FIRE":

'Rhoids are a burnin' thing
And they make a fiery ring
Hooked by spice desire
Lunch came out through a ring of fire

(Chorus):
Lunch came out through a burnin' ring of fire
I sat down, down, down
And the pain shot higher
Oh, it burns, burns, burns
My ring of fire, my ring of fire


Sample from "KNOCKIN' AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE":

Knockin' around the Christmas Tree
In my beer-stained double-wide
Misteltoe hung on my wee-wee
And there's nowhere you can hide

You will get a semi-mental feeling
When you hear Bubb

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3.0 out of 5 stars A little disappointed May 13 2012
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The book had a lot of potential as I cracked it open. (So to speak, seeing, I am on my Kindle)But out of all the parody songs in there, only three stood out to me. "Grandma Got Bent Over By A Raindeer" which was just seriously wrong, lol... "My Wife Aint Always Pretty" was decent, but... "I Go Stalking After Midnight" was really funny to me. The best one in the collection. Dont get me wrong, this could be the most hilarious book to some people, but to me... It just didn't have enough -- not sure of which word to use here - - for me... There is just something lacking - for me. But read them yourself and make up your own mind, I hated the last 20 minutes of Cabin In The Woods, and it was my sisters favorite movie. So we all have different tastes.

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