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Crooked Little Vein: A Novel Hardcover – Jul 12 2007

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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 288 pages
  • Publisher: William Morrow (July 12 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060723939
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060723934
  • Product Dimensions: 12.7 x 2.5 x 18.1 cm
  • Shipping Weight: 322 g
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #452,892 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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From Publishers Weekly

At the start of this dark, demented fiction debut from Ellis, the creator of DC Comics' Transmetropolitan and The Authority, the U.S. president's heroin-addicted chief of staff hires 25-year-old Lower East Side PI Mike McGill to find the other Constitution. This is a secret document privately authored by several of the Founders detailing the real intent of their design for American society, which a debauched vice-president Nixon lost in the '50s. With half a mill in black ops money, Mike hires cute tattooed Trix Holmes to be his guide to America's deviant underworld, whence the 50-year-old cold trail begins. In their search for the missing document, reputedly bound in the skin of the extraterrestrial entity that plagued Benjamin Franklin's ass over six nights in Paris, the pair make some wild pit stops in Columbus, Ohio; San Antonio, Tex.; Vegas; and, finally, L.A. The home of the free and the land of the brave has rarely looked so creepy in this snappily paced homage to William Burroughs's Naked Lunch. (Aug.)
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Comics scribe Ellis has cartoonish fun with his debut novel, which satirizes America's dark underbelly and the authoritarian government out to carve it loose. Private eye Michael McGill doesn't think his luck could get much worse, until the president's chief of staff (think a heroin-addled Dick Cheney) hires him to track down a secret second U.S. Constitution written by the Founding Fathers—a sort of practical manual for future White House occupants. The document, which might help purify the nation's wayward populace, ironically has become black-market currency exchanged among power brokers seeking increasingly perverse thrills. This leads McGill and wholesome sex-freak sidekick Trix into a series of encounters straight out of a junior-high session of "You know what's grosser than gross?" Readers who appreciate the two nipple jokes in the first chapter can settle in and enjoy the ride. But they also should know Ellis doesn't trust them very much. He bangs away at the book's thesis—that the Internet has turned underground culture into mainstream fare—like a drunk repeatedly shouting out a joke to departing patrons at closing time. Sennett, Frank

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Tom Arnold on July 26 2007
Format: Hardcover
Sometimes I get so tired of the traditional drivel we are fed as readers, but every once in awhile a new voice comes along that knocks my socks off and reminds me of why I read! Warren Ellis is a take no prisoners, tell it like its author-and this is his debut effort! Read the firsts chapter, heck, read the first line. "I opened my eyes to see the rat taking a piss in my coffee mug." And then try and stop! I bet you can't do it.

Ellis creates a wonderfully twisted mad world steeped in crime and sex. The humor is sharp and kept me laughing, nothing is sacred. This is the story of Michael McGill, a burned out PI who finds himself practically forced to try and find the original Constitution of the United States. No not the one we all know, this is the real one with certain hidden amendments the Founding fathers put in as safety net if the great experiment did not work. That's the basic plot premise but there is so much more going on here, but trying to explain it would be silly, and if I did accomplish this it would ruin the story. The strength and joy of this book however is in the strange and twisted characters that populate its pages. Highly recommended! Best debut book I have read since ACROSS THE HIGH LONESOME Another great read populated with interesting characters.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Jessica M. Cuevas on May 28 2009
Format: Paperback
This book was recommended to me by another fan of twisted, ironic novels. Absolutely not for the faint of heart. Not even for the slightly squeamish. Eel and/or ostrich rights activists should probably take a pass. Dark, gripping and thoroughly twisted - couldn't put it down.

General public - this book will destroy your soul. If you're all read up on the latest Diana Gabaldon, Dan Brown or Stephanie Meyer, chances are this is not for you.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By R. Deschambault on Sept. 26 2008
Format: Paperback
To HLB, how can you criticize a book without reading it?
Go back to what ever hole you crawled out of and go back to reading
Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy or whatever mainstream garbage you like.

Warren Ellis doesn't follow the rules when it comes to writing, that's why
most people don't get him. It takes a lot of imagination and faith
to read a book like "Crooked little vein", you have to set aside your
preconceived ideas what literature should be and dive right in.

I have read everything Ellis has done in comics and look forward to
many more books, especially if they are even half as good as "Crooked
Little Vein"

HLB is an idiot.
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By DTMF on May 20 2012
Format: Paperback
This is a good debut effort as a novelist for Ellis. I consider Ellis' Transmetropolitan to be a masterwork of comics, and most of his other work like Gravel, Doktor Sleepless and Supergod, is interesting. I hope this is the beginning of his career as a novelist and he stops writing superhero comics. The main character, a hard-boiled, hard drinking PI is a bit cliche, his adventure around the underbelly of the US is a little bit cliche, and his cool, sexy, nympho assistant seems a bit pandering but I think Ellis earns it by filling it with other interesting characters. It's brave, honest and alcoholic like Hemingway and over-the-top like Hunter S. Thompson. Those two authors are really channeled in this novel, and that's what's good about it. The not-so-good part is the cliche main character who's supposed to be cool because he drinks whiskey a lot and he says bitter things (like Spider Jerusalem or Ellis' own online persona). It's like a bit of pulp fiction and a bit of art, but that's ok.

I wish Ellis would just let the story unfold and stop trying to say cool, tough things all the time, because underneath all Hemingway/HST super-tough guy bravado there's a great novel, and Ellis has a unique voice that might emerge from the shadow of those influences.
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