Crooked Little Vein: A Novel Hardcover – Jul 12 2007
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From Publishers Weekly
At the start of this dark, demented fiction debut from Ellis, the creator of DC Comics' Transmetropolitan and The Authority, the U.S. president's heroin-addicted chief of staff hires 25-year-old Lower East Side PI Mike McGill to find the other Constitution. This is a secret document privately authored by several of the Founders detailing the real intent of their design for American society, which a debauched vice-president Nixon lost in the '50s. With half a mill in black ops money, Mike hires cute tattooed Trix Holmes to be his guide to America's deviant underworld, whence the 50-year-old cold trail begins. In their search for the missing document, reputedly bound in the skin of the extraterrestrial entity that plagued Benjamin Franklin's ass over six nights in Paris, the pair make some wild pit stops in Columbus, Ohio; San Antonio, Tex.; Vegas; and, finally, L.A. The home of the free and the land of the brave has rarely looked so creepy in this snappily paced homage to William Burroughs's Naked Lunch. (Aug.)
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Comics scribe Ellis has cartoonish fun with his debut novel, which satirizes America's dark underbelly and the authoritarian government out to carve it loose. Private eye Michael McGill doesn't think his luck could get much worse, until the president's chief of staff (think a heroin-addled Dick Cheney) hires him to track down a secret second U.S. Constitution written by the Founding Fathersa sort of practical manual for future White House occupants. The document, which might help purify the nation's wayward populace, ironically has become black-market currency exchanged among power brokers seeking increasingly perverse thrills. This leads McGill and wholesome sex-freak sidekick Trix into a series of encounters straight out of a junior-high session of "You know what's grosser than gross?" Readers who appreciate the two nipple jokes in the first chapter can settle in and enjoy the ride. But they also should know Ellis doesn't trust them very much. He bangs away at the book's thesisthat the Internet has turned underground culture into mainstream farelike a drunk repeatedly shouting out a joke to departing patrons at closing time. Sennett, FrankSee all Product Description
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Top Customer Reviews
General public - this book will destroy your soul. If you're all read up on the latest Diana Gabaldon, Dan Brown or Stephanie Meyer, chances are this is not for you.
Go back to what ever hole you crawled out of and go back to reading
Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy or whatever mainstream garbage you like.
Warren Ellis doesn't follow the rules when it comes to writing, that's why
most people don't get him. It takes a lot of imagination and faith
to read a book like "Crooked little vein", you have to set aside your
preconceived ideas what literature should be and dive right in.
I have read everything Ellis has done in comics and look forward to
many more books, especially if they are even half as good as "Crooked
HLB is an idiot.
I wish Ellis would just let the story unfold and stop trying to say cool, tough things all the time, because underneath all Hemingway/HST super-tough guy bravado there's a great novel, and Ellis has a unique voice that might emerge from the shadow of those influences.
Ellis creates a wonderfully twisted mad world steeped in crime and sex. The humor is sharp and kept me laughing, nothing is sacred. This is the story of Michael McGill, a burned out PI who finds himself practically forced to try and find the original Constitution of the United States. No not the one we all know, this is the real one with certain hidden amendments the Founding fathers put in as safety net if the great experiment did not work. That's the basic plot premise but there is so much more going on here, but trying to explain it would be silly, and if I did accomplish this it would ruin the story. The strength and joy of this book however is in the strange and twisted characters that populate its pages. Highly recommended! Best debut book I have read since ACROSS THE HIGH LONESOME Another great read populated with interesting characters.
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Noir style writing about a trip zig zagging America in search of an ancient and powerful book- one that's been traded back and forth in a very adventurously sexual community of... Read morePublished 8 days ago by Jaron Maader
This novel was disturbing. It was written in a gratuitous fashion and most of all, the events were so unbelievable that I coudln`t help but roll my eyes at each new chapter. Read morePublished on Feb. 22 2011 by M. LeB
Another one that deserves -0 stars. I received and opened this book today (literally, because I wanted to see what it looked like inside... Read morePublished on Sept. 18 2007 by hlb