THE BABYSITTER: If this is what babysitters were like in the 60's then my Dad was one lucky son-ofa-gun. Nowadays you're likely to get a 14 year-old asthmatic, vegetarian, environmentalist with braces. Anyhoo, this is one groovy movie from the 60's. The D.A. of Smalltownsvilleburg lives a pretty sucky life, what with his beeyotchy wife, newborn son and "precocious" lesbian teen daughter. Poor dude really needs a break! He gets one in the pleasing form of free-spirited, hippie babysitter Candy. One thing leads to another and the old D.A. and the young babysitter end up having an affair. It could have ended up all unicorns and rainbows except for one thing. The D.A. is prosecuting a biker for murder, and when the biker's gal pal finds out about the D.A.'s little DAliance, she decides to blackmail the D.A. into letting her boyfriend out of jail! Directed by Billy Jack!
BLOODLUST!: A poor man's Most Dangerous Game knock-off starring Mr. Brady himself, Robert Reed! It's pretty inept although if you like the idea of seeing Mr. Brady stalked by a gun toting lunatic then this might be for you.
CARNIVAL OF CRIME: An old fuddy duddy architect comes home to find his hussy of a wife missing. Turns out she was murdered and the police consider him the #1 suspect. While trying to prove his innocence he learns that she has cheated on him many, many, many times. (That should speed up the grieving process!) If this wasn't shot in a cool looking 60's Brazil it wouldn't be worth watching.
THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER: I have a soft spot for giant monster movies with stop motion animation. As such I'll generously describe this one as "Abbott and Costello meet the Loch Ness Monster". Remember I'm being generous.
THE CREEPING TERROR: A very serious contender for "Worst Movie Ever Made". Basically a monster crashes into a small town in California and starts to eat everyone. It looks like a cross between a snail and a badly upholstered beanbag. It is seriously screwed up on all levels and so thoroughly bad you have to see it to believe it.
ESCAPE FROM HELL ISLAND: Mark Stevens lives the simple, happy life of a Florida charter boat captain who smuggles Cuban refugees into the country for extra cash. He meets the lovely Linda and life couldn't be better for Captain Mark, until that is, Linda's psychotically jealous husband shows up. Whuh-Oh!
FLESHBURN: There have been quite a few movies about how humans quickly abandon the veneer of civilization when forced to survive under "primal" conditions. This one also includes Viet Nam flashbacks, revenge, digs at modern psychiatry, Navajo mysticism, revenge, born again Christianity, revenge and Sonny Landham, the guy who played the Indian tracker in Predator. I know I shouldn't like this movie but I do anyway.
THE HEARSE: Trish Van Devere inherits a creepy old house from her aunt, who used to practice a little black magic. Before long supernatural shenanigans seem to start taking place. But are Dark Powers really at work, or is Trish having another nervous breakdown?
HORROR HIGH: A little nerd invents a potion that turns him into a blood thirsty, cheaply rendered 70's man-monster. Then he gets revenge on all those bullies. It's sort of the dark side of Teen Wolf. This is another movie I probably shouldn't like but do anyways.
LAND OF THE MINOTAUR: It's Peter Cushing as a devil-worshipping Carpathian vs. Donald Pleasance as a Catholic priest in a ...kind of dull movie.
LURKERS: I can't even explain this one. It was made in 1988 but has a ton of bad, indulgent 60's & 70's psychobabble.
THE TEACHER: Sexy Angel Tompkins plays a seductive teacher who has an affair with the kid who played Dennis the Menace. Then they both get stalked by a crazed Viet Nam vet. So looks like you've got both your Sex and Violence bases covered.