Thing I learned from watching Cyber Team in Akihabara:
The uniforms for jr high school girls in Japan have absurdly short skirts; panties clearly visible even when standing straight up.
It's perfectly legal for grizzled old pre-verts to peep up those skirts.
People from Osaka have North Carolina Accents.
Blonde girls from Osaka are enthusiastic capitalists; they'll even let you peep up their skirts for money.
If a girl has purple hair with antennae, all of her sisters will have it.
Space flight was achieved and a prototype supersonic jet were developed long before the Wright Brothers.
The Rosecruzians control everything; The were behind both world wars. The Freemasons and Templars are irrelevant.
The Alchemist, Parcelsus accidentally poisoned himself with his own concoction meant to extend life because he was too old.
Jr. High School principals could possibly be 500 year old Rosecrezians who have taken Parcels' exlixir.
Jr. High School principals have big mustaches, glowing glasses and really stupid looking hair.
Jr. High School principals, after having used said elixir for 500 years die a really nasty death.
The administrative assistants to said Principals have really stupid looking green hair, large breasts, large butts and wear skirts that are tight and short to the point of being ridiculous.
All Japanese women and girls wear earrings with very large orbs.
Girls cloned in Rosecrezian cloning labs have pink hair and an attitude problem.
These pink-haired female clones can be cured of their evil by consuming pancakes.
Young women with extremely large breasts are evil.
Young women with extremely large breasts hate each other, except when they're drunk. Then they're pals
Female Pop singers with ZERO talent can be really successful. (but we all know that. America has no shortage of these)
Monsters can be created from mud by throwing hypodermic needles into the ground.
Really bad-ass monsters can be summoned by jabbing a sword into the ground.
NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES Ever take a shortcut though a dingy alley.
A girl can win a guy's heart by preparing him a curried entre' of some sort.
Cute little cybernetic pets that look like light-bulbs with black eyes can do some really amazing things!
A very nice super genius 16-year-old scientist can get really pissed and violent if you don't want to go on a date with him in his invisible space fortress.
Lips (usually with lipstick) for no apparent reason appear on girls who achieve astral fusion.
Wearing a little teddy bear pin on your lapel makes you a real badass!
Jr. High School principals get really pissed if you mess with the forbidden power of the Apastroth. You risk getting nailed with a large, metal lighter.
At a Hot Springs resort, if you want to watch TV, you have to put coins in it!
If a roboticist and a software engineer have a daughter, she's nice, romantic, hyper as hell and just a bit of a dim bulb.
There is no such thing as "filler" episodes. It's called "character development".