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She doesn't have breasts, she has Deadly Weapons! When gangsters kill her boyfriend, the eye-popping, excessively endowed Chesty Morgan seeks revenge with two of the most incredible weapons ever seen on the motion picture screen: her 73-inch breasts! Miss Morgan (billed simply as "Zsa Zsa"), an Israeli stripper whose gigantic, watermelon-sized bust is downright scary, plays Crystal, a "successful advertising executive," who tracks down the men who offed her lover and smothers them by shoving their faces into her copious cleavage! All of which leads up to a bizarre, mind-boggling surprise ending. A completely deranged cult classic from director Doris Wishman, "Deadly Weapons" proved to be such a hit on the grindhouse circuit that another Doris and Chesty collaboration, "Double Agent 73," quickly followed. To see it is to disbelieve it!
Trailers for this and "Double Agent 73" - Archival Short Subject: "Breast Development Fifties Style;" Doris Wishman Gallery of Exploitation Art
Yes, Virginia, there is a Doris Wishman, and she really did carve a career out of blunt, bizarre, and bewilderingly bad sexploitation films. Deadly Weapons is one of her most notorious, a revenge tale starring the impossibly endowed Polish-born stripper Chesty Morgan (identified in the credits simply as Zsa Zsa), whose claim to fame is a 73-inch bust that she displays, strokes, and fondles in practically every scene. The nominal plot involves a mob blackmail scheme and a double-crossing gangster who just happens to be Chesty's boyfriend. When the syndicate kills him, she goes undercover to take her revenge on his murderers in a most unique way: She smothers them with her grotesque bosom. There's nothing erotic about this crazy freak show, but it is jaw-droppingly weird. Chesty is no actress--she shuffles, zombielike, through the picture while numbly gazing down as if looking for her mark--and her voice is supplied by a breathy American. As far as that goes, Wishman isn't much of a director. The picture is highlighted by flat performances, clumsy editing, wildly fluctuating color, and a tendency to cut away from dialogue scenes (she often lands on Chesty's mammoth mammaries) to hide the fact that all of the voices are dubbed in later. There's little of the spirit that makes Ed Wood's klutzy little pictures so much fun, but there is something strange and unique about this outrageous, unreal, and otherwise numbingly inept picture. It proved successful enough for Wishman and Morgan to team up for a pseudo-sequel, Double Agent 73. --Sean Axmaker
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simply Zsa Zsa) and her 73" bust made their movie debut in this
cult sleaze classic by schlock-shock director Doris Wishman. In
this sexploitation tale Chesty uses her gargantuan chesties to
smother the bad guys who killed her lover. What a way to go! At
least it's a novel idea -- the only one in this bizarre film. The
image and sound quality are pretty good.
This DVD has few things to recommend it except the movie itself.
Just a theatrical trailer for the movie and its sequel, Double Agent
73, a chapter index, a silent montage of posters of other Wishman
efforts, and a short subject called "Breast Development" which
looks like it was transferred from a poor quality 16mm film from
the '50s. It's rather tepid but of some interest.
The main interest is, of course, Chesty herself and her incredible
endowments, which she displays here at every opportunity. Don't
miss this one, if you're a fan of really huge "talents," or of
'70s-style fashions -- remember those bell-bottom pants?
Most recent customer reviews
A friend of mine gave me this as a gift -- I'm not sure if I should thank him or not. Oh man is this bad. Read morePublished on July 11 2004 by Alan
Yes, by any normal standards this film is badly made, unintentionally hilarious, a great cult classic, good for a laugh and so on. Read morePublished on April 3 2004