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  • Actors: Chesty Morgan, Harry Reems, Richard Towers, Saul Meth, Phillip Stahl
  • Directors: Doris Wishman
  • Writers: Judy J. Kushner
  • Producers: Doris Wishman
  • Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (US and Canada This DVD will probably NOT be viewable in other countries. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • MPAA Rating: R
  • Studio: eOne Films
  • Release Date: Oct. 1 2002
  • Run Time: 75 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: 630587123X
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #96,119 in DVD (See Top 100 in DVD)

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She doesn't have breasts, she has Deadly Weapons! When gangsters kill her boyfriend, the eye-popping, excessively endowed Chesty Morgan seeks revenge with two of the most incredible weapons ever seen on the motion picture screen: her 73-inch breasts! Miss Morgan (billed simply as "Zsa Zsa"), an Israeli stripper whose gigantic, watermelon-sized bust is downright scary, plays Crystal, a "successful advertising executive," who tracks down the men who offed her lover and smothers them by shoving their faces into her copious cleavage! All of which leads up to a bizarre, mind-boggling surprise ending. A completely deranged cult classic from director Doris Wishman, "Deadly Weapons" proved to be such a hit on the grindhouse circuit that another Doris and Chesty collaboration, "Double Agent 73," quickly followed. To see it is to disbelieve it!

Trailers for this and "Double Agent 73" - Archival Short Subject: "Breast Development Fifties Style;" Doris Wishman Gallery of Exploitation Art

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Doris Wishman, and she really did carve a career out of blunt, bizarre, and bewilderingly bad sexploitation films. Deadly Weapons is one of her most notorious, a revenge tale starring the impossibly endowed Polish-born stripper Chesty Morgan (identified in the credits simply as Zsa Zsa), whose claim to fame is a 73-inch bust that she displays, strokes, and fondles in practically every scene. The nominal plot involves a mob blackmail scheme and a double-crossing gangster who just happens to be Chesty's boyfriend. When the syndicate kills him, she goes undercover to take her revenge on his murderers in a most unique way: She smothers them with her grotesque bosom. There's nothing erotic about this crazy freak show, but it is jaw-droppingly weird. Chesty is no actress--she shuffles, zombielike, through the picture while numbly gazing down as if looking for her mark--and her voice is supplied by a breathy American. As far as that goes, Wishman isn't much of a director. The picture is highlighted by flat performances, clumsy editing, wildly fluctuating color, and a tendency to cut away from dialogue scenes (she often lands on Chesty's mammoth mammaries) to hide the fact that all of the voices are dubbed in later. There's little of the spirit that makes Ed Wood's klutzy little pictures so much fun, but there is something strange and unique about this outrageous, unreal, and otherwise numbingly inept picture. It proved successful enough for Wishman and Morgan to team up for a pseudo-sequel, Double Agent 73. --Sean Axmaker

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Don't get me wrong folks... there's no doubt about it... this film is a bonified stinker... however, its bonified stinkers like this that can lighten up any dull evening at home (or even better, if you're that age, at the dorm) - - just get out a few beers, pop this one in the player... and let the jaws drop and lude conversations flow. - - Though Ed Wood is often described as the worse film director of all time (and John Waters achieved his greatness by trying to be) - - after seeing this film, I'm sure you'll agree that there's Bad as in Ed Wood and Dwain Esper... and downright awful as epitomized by the late great Doris Wishman. - - But don't get me wrong : I'm glad she walked the planet... she tred gound few others had the guts to. Let's face it : while perhaps a John Waters, Russ Meyer or Pedro Almodovar might have had the guts to make a tongue in cheek film about a lady who's mountainous boobies were her deadly weapons, who but Doris Wishman could have done it so... well so *un*campily... This is a typical trademark of Doris Wishman's films... - - While an Ed Wood Film will make you laugh, Waters puke and Russ Meyer run for a cold shower, expect none of this from a Doris Wishman film... no matter how much nudity or violence there is... no flinching, no gasps... and no woodies... yet, despite the absence of this, your jaws will drop at times... and that my friend is art... unintentional perhaps... but art nonetheless... Rumor has it, incidentally, that Chesty has gotten a breast reduction and is now a serious stage actress (...*not*)
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Format: DVD
Chesty Morgan (real name Lillian Wilczkowsky but billed here as
simply Zsa Zsa) and her 73" bust made their movie debut in this
cult sleaze classic by schlock-shock director Doris Wishman. In
this sexploitation tale Chesty uses her gargantuan chesties to
smother the bad guys who killed her lover. What a way to go! At
least it's a novel idea -- the only one in this bizarre film. The
image and sound quality are pretty good.
This DVD has few things to recommend it except the movie itself.
Just a theatrical trailer for the movie and its sequel, Double Agent
73, a chapter index, a silent montage of posters of other Wishman
efforts, and a short subject called "Breast Development" which
looks like it was transferred from a poor quality 16mm film from
the '50s. It's rather tepid but of some interest.
The main interest is, of course, Chesty herself and her incredible
endowments, which she displays here at every opportunity. Don't
miss this one, if you're a fan of really huge "talents," or of
'70s-style fashions -- remember those bell-bottom pants?
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By A Customer on Dec 10 2001
Format: DVD
The transfer is good and everything technical about the DVD was fine - Something Weird usually does a good job and I have lots of their other titles (both on DVD and tape). But this movie is just awful. Chesty Morgan (billed as Zsa Zsa) looks so miserable during the movie it is painful to watch. Obviously nobody expects brilliant direction or camera work from a Wishman film, but her habit of focusing on something inane like a lamp while two people are talking gets irritating after a while, even if youre watching it because its bad. Bad Girls Go to Hell is slightly less awful if I had to choose. If youve never seen a Wishman film, rent one before plunking down 20 odd bucks for a DVD.
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