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Dear Coca-Cola: A Customer Relations Nightmare. Kindle Edition

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Length: 222 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

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Putting pen to paper with hilarious results, in Dear Coca-Cola Terry Ravenscroft homes in on the Food & Drink industry. Household names such as Heinz, McDonalds, Tesco, Kentucky Fried Chicken and those wonderful people at Coca-Cola are the targets for his entertaining epistles, resulting in a laugh-out-loud letters book with a difference. Is he really a fan of Butcher's Dog Food? (For him. not his dog.) And you really don’t want to know what he asks Jacob’s Biscuits for! But you will when you’ve read his letters to them. You will never look at the contents of your refrigerator or kitchen cupboards in the same way again.

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"Do not read this book whilst holding a cold drink, a hot partner or anything squeezable. The genius of this man’s writing is a beautiful thing to read, dry, sharply observed and above all cheap as chips on kindle downloads. As funny as ‘Dear Air 2000’ but without the lasagne although you will never be able to look at Bisto gravy granules in quite the same way ever again. Whatever you do download this and help keep Terry Ravenscroft in Oxfam trousers and 2 bottles of white wine." Lee Sylvester.

Product Details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 871 KB
  • Print Length: 222 pages
  • Publisher: Razzamatazz Publications (Jan. 2 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0052XP1AE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #351,056 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa4fda144) out of 5 stars best abs workout-full hearty belly laughs Jan. 30 2012
By sunshine - Published on
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The title caught my eye, and after reading reviews claiming out loud laughter I decided to give it a try. Glad I did-a lot of out loud laughter, the best kind of ab workout. After the kids are in bed it's my me time to read, and upon reading this book the other night my kids kept calling from their rooms to be quite, can't sleep, and what's so funny- accompanied by loud sighs and the meant to be heard tossing. (mom's laughing without them.) I tried really hard to stifle my out burst of out loud laughter without success, so my kids suffered for about 30 minutes before I put the book down. I'm thoroughly enjoying this book.
17 of 19 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa4ed27a4) out of 5 stars So very funny! Jan. 20 2012
By Dean Lappi - Author of Fantasy/Horror - Published on
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Mr. Ravenscroft has written an amazing book in "Dear Coca-Cola". I found myself laughing out loud constantly as I read it. The book is a series of letters that Mr. Ravenscroft has written to various companies and includes their responses to him. Before you say, "Now that sounds silly", do yourself a favor and download the sample and find out just how fun this book is. You will be hooked after the first few pages and will want to buy it. I give this book 5 STARS and I look forward to reading the rest of Mr. Ravenscroft's works. Kind regards. Dean Lappi
24 of 30 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa512c348) out of 5 stars It's okay March 5 2012
By Shameful Freeloader - Published on
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While I do enjoy a good laugh, I found this book to be just okay. I did not laugh out loud, nor did I have Coca Cola coming out of my nose. I do think the author is a very clever writer and has comedic talent. While the book was amusing, it became almost tedious. It reminded me of the days when kids would call a store and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can - prankish, if there is such a word. If, in truth, the author did write actual letters to the various companies and the responses were actual responses, then I found myself feeling a bit bad for the food and beverage companies. Do they really have the time to respond to someone with such randomly odd requests and recipes? I think many responded with restraint and politeness, and their companies should be proud of them. All in all the book does provide humor and we can all use a bit of that.
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa55266b4) out of 5 stars Bland Humour Sept. 4 2012
By DaveReadsALot - Published on
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This book is a collection of supposed letters from the author to various companies to complain or compliment them on a product or products. I found the humor spotty - at points it was inane and absurd and at other times, it was simply a mild chuckle. I did find it became monotonous after a while but I did find some phrases very funny.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0xa50fd480) out of 5 stars Very Funny Book! Aug. 2 2012
By Clark - Published on
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I am 75% done with his book and find it very funny. In fact I started writing letters to food manufactures and Coffee manufactures with funny results. Here is one to Chef Boyardee.

I love your Mini Ravioli's and have them 3 times a week. Unfortunately my wife hates them since they stain my shirts and now has me take my shirt off before eating them. Do you know how to get the stains out? Is there a proper way to eat them without getting them on my shirt?

Hello Clark,
Thank you for your email concerning our Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli.

I really enjoyed hearing how much you and your wife like and use our Mini Ravioli and I am sorry to hear they get on your shirt when enjoying them! Although we do not have any recommendations, you are welcome to contact the Drycleaning & Laundry Institute (formerly International Fabric Care Institute) at:

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Thanks again for your feedback, Clark. We really enjoy hearing from our loyal consumers and I hope you will continue to use and enjoy our products!

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