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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans [Hardcover]

Ann Coulter
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Oct. 2 2007
“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

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ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.

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1.0 out of 5 stars BUY THIS BOOK - AND THE TERRORISTS WIN! March 24 2008
Apart from the inflammatory title (and I had not heard such lame line since my elementary school days! What is next? "We are blue rubber, you're red glue"?), ANN COULTER's book never takes off. Sure, an evil, throaty buh-ha-ha here and there but even her heart isn't into it - why should anybody else's?
I guess she knows that, once more, she is preaching only to the choir. That is why if one were to squeeze the pages of this book, there would be enough vitriol to poison, say, a mid-size Kurdish town. That also is why this book is a only a compilation of recycled older material, collated randomly and with no purpose other than push some more paper to her fans.

Is this the Republicans' best answer to Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart? Honestly?
They control the White House; they control the Supreme Court; their control of the media has made the Democratic congress to self-castrate; yet, they could not possibly have a worse image. Ever wonder why? (yes, apart from the war, the tortures and vetoing poor children's health care). LACK OF REAL HUMOR!

Lack of humor is indicative of lack of perspective and perceptiveness. Lacking that will eventually get you in a youth-grinding war-for-the-oil. With no ground to stand on. As a last resort, the likes of Ann Coulter are called in.

You have heard Bill O'Reilly shout and swear when reality does not agree with him? Insulting, biased, illogical and picking fights only with the weakest targets?
Well, this is the bland blond book version.
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5 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Ann coulter rocks Sept. 20 2008
By Winston
She's just great. I love it when she makes liberals pissed. I think she makes a lot of sense and therefore liberals can't understand her.
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1.0 out of 5 stars For Pete's Sake! March 8 2008
By BeatleBangs1964 TOP 500 REVIEWER
I admit that I am no fan of Ann Coulter and I love Keith Olbermann's nickname "Coultergeist" for her. I've read her books to see viewpoints that are vastly different from my own so I can get an idea of other perspectives. Gently put, this book is another train wreck - you stare in horror. Reading this book is like that train wreck - you wonder what crackpottery will come up next.

For Pete's sake - this woman has been running democrats into the ground for years with sophistry and hate rhetoric. Here is the irony - she said that she will support Democratic Presidential Candidate Senator Hillary Clinton instead of the right wing republican candidate John McCain. If she thinks Democrats lack brains, then what is she saying about herself for publicly endorsing one?

I am a democrat and make no apology for it and I think this book is just waste paper. While I'm at it, I do not agree with nor support her spurious claims in any way, shape and form. Democrats like any other group you can name cannot be generalized - there are intelligent and those lacking in mental endowments in every group. Ms. Coulter's incindiary and hollow rhetoric just does not add up.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Illogical Logic Jan. 16 2008
The Blonde Bimbo of Political Botulism!
Other than Bill O'Reilly, this is the only Neo-con I can think of, that can contradict herself/himself in the same sentence. She harps on so about the liberal takeover of mainstream media until I feel ill. Please read Robert McChesney's "The Problem of The Media" to clear up this Dumb Dora's diatribe. I welcome any person's input toward healthy political debate but let's not be infected by bias rhetoric disguised as truth! As a point of interest, there are a great many female commentators who are respectable like Rachel Maddow and Alison Stewart..but they don't display the male characteristic of an Adam's Apple the way Ann does!
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6 of 14 people found the following review helpful
Smug Leftists who talk down to the common people must be outraged by a writer/commentator like Coulter who exposes them as the self serving hypocrites they truly are. Well, at least the average "born with a silver spoon in his/her mouth" liberal has enough inherited wealth to be able to afford to pay for extensive therapy after reading even a page of this book !!
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