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The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 6) Hardcover – Feb 2 2001
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Fans of Lemony Snicket's wonderful Series of Unfortunate Events won't be surprised to find that in the sixth installment the three Baudelaire orphans' new home proves to be something of a mixed bag. As our ever sad but helpful narrator states, "Although 'a mixed bag' sometimes refers to a plastic bag that has been stirred in a bowl, more often it is used to describe a situation that has both good parts and bad parts. An afternoon at the movie theater, for instance, would be a mixed bag if your favorite movie were showing, but if you had to eat gravel instead of popcorn. A trip to the zoo would be a very mixed bag if the weather were beautiful, but all of the man-and woman-eating lions were running around loose." And so it is for the bad-luck Baudelaires. Their fancy new 71-bedroom home on 667 Dark Avenue is inhabited by Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor (the city's sixth most important financial advisor), and her kindly husband, Jerome, who doesn't like to argue. Esmé is obsessed by the trends du jour (orphans are "in"), and because elevators are "out," Sunny, Violet, and Klaus have to trudge up 66 flights of stairs to reach the Squalors' penthouse apartment. (Other unfortunate trends include pinstripe suits, aqueous martinis--water with a faint olive-y taste--parsley soda, and ocean decorations.)
As the book begins, the Baudelaires are not only frightened in anticipation of their next (inevitable) encounter with the evil, moneygrubbing Count Olaf but they are also mourning the disappearance of their dear new friends from The Austere Academy, the Quagmires. It doesn't take long for Olaf to show up in another of his horrific disguises... but if he is on Dark Avenue, what has he done with the Quagmires? Once again, the resourceful orphans use their unique talents (Violet's inventions, Klaus's research skills, and the infant Sunny's strong teeth) in a fruitless attempt to escape from terrible tragedy. Is there a gleam of hope for the orphans and their new friends? Most certainly not. The only thing we can really count on are more gloriously gloomy adventures in the seventh book, The Vile Village. (Ages 9 and older) --Karin Snelson
From School Library Journal
Gr 4-6-The resourceful, likable, but extremely unlucky orphans Violet, Klaus, and baby Sunny continue to flee from the clutches of the fortune-hunting, disguise-wearing Count Olaf. Also, they need to discover the whereabouts of their kidnapped friends, Duncan and Isadora Quagmire, based on the puzzling clue "V.F.D." In Elevator, the three Baudelaires go to live in the penthouse of the trend-following Jerome and Esme Squalor, who adopt the children because orphans are "in." Despite the Baudelaires' resourcefulness, both Olaf and the Quagmires elude the grasp of the authorities due to the obtuseness of adults who, until it is too late, deny that terrible things can happen. In Village, the Baudelaires travel to V.F.D., a village that adopts the orphans based on the aphorism, "it takes a village to raise a child." They uncover the whereabouts of the Quagmires, but, as in the earlier books, they find neither respite nor peace from Count Olaf's machinations. Despite Snicket's artful turning of cliches on their well-worn heads, Elevator sometimes belabors the fallacy of fads at the expense of plot. Nonetheless, the satiric treatment of adults' insistence upon decorum at the expense of truth is simultaneously satisfying and unsettling, as are the deft slams at slant journalism in Village. Arch literary allusions enhance the stories for readers on different levels. Despite Snicket's perpetual caveats to "put this book down and pick up another one," the Baudelaires are dynamic characters who inspire loyalty to the inevitable end of the series.
Farida S. Dowler, formerly at Bellevue Regional Library, WA
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the baby/ the youngest. The only annoying part of the book, that was acyually pretty cool, was it is impossible to get to the bottom of things, and if you really want to you have to read 13 books. It always leaves you asking questions like, "Will they ever be safe," or another is, "why is that passage beneath their burned down house." Sometimes it gets you mad that you have to keep track of all of the mysterious problems. This book is always calling out, "READ ME NOW!" I would suggest this book to a child, or possibly an adult, of any age. Another nice things is that if there's a tough word it always gives you the definition in this case of the book. Now I am saying to you, "READ ME NOW!" So please do for a good read.
A review by Becki Engstrom, May 8, 2004
In his 6th book, The Ersatz Elevator, Lemony Snicket continues to chronicle the tragic events of the three close siblings, Violet, Klaus, and the baby, Sunny. Once again, the Baudelaires face evil and must rely on one another to survive.
This is a very sad, but humorous, tale of adventure. In the words of the author, "there is nothing to be found in these pages but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to read". (Back cover)
However, I have endured the tragic adventures of the Baudelaire orphans since the first book; where the Baudelaires lost their parents and home in a fire. I have come to adore the three children, and, so I chose to further read about them.
The Baudelaires make a very creative team. Violet is the inventor, Klaus is the researcher, and Baby Sunny, well she just likes to bite things-anything! The orphans continuously run into trouble that involve the evil Count Olaf, whom has been after their fortune since the first book. With the orphans' creativity, they can sometimes escape this evil man.
Lemony Snicket writes with a narrator's "voice" when describing the lives of the Baudelaires. He's very concerned about what he must report to the public as you can "hear" the concern as you read. Plus, there is no need for a dictionary; the author will define a questionable term as he writes. For example, "Violet said, ... 'But they [fire tongs] still might come in handy for something. We don't know what we'll encounter in that hallway, and I don't want to come up shorthanded...Read more ›
No more boarding schools for the Baudelaire orphans. Mr. Poe, their ineffectual guardian, has once more placed them with relatives, no matter how distant. In this particular case, the Squalors are the couple of choice. Horrendously rich and living in a ridiculously large penthouse, the children find themselves with a woman who is apparently solely concerned with what is "in" and what is "out". Acqueous martinis (water with an olive) are in. Elevators, especially the one that would let the children get to the penthouse with ease, are out. Orphans, as it happens, are also in. Unfortunately, before the kids can find out what happens to orphans when they become "out" they run once more into the nasty Count Olaf. Disguised now as a foreign auctioneer, the Count seems to have increased in both nastiness and cleverness. It takes everything the Baudelaires have to work against this man and try to locate their friends, the captive Quagmire triplets.
The book is, more than anything else, a delightful trumping of the rich.Read more ›
By: Lemony Snicket
Reviewed by: J.Li
The Baudelaire orphans' new guardians live on top of a 84 of 48 story high building with an elavator but cannot be used because evelators are "out" or not in fasion. The house has 71 bedrooms and the orphans always get lost in the house. They are still worried about the evil Count Olaf trying to steal their fortune and the Quagmires' sappires. However, Count Olaf still show up as a the "innest" auctioneer, who is an influent english speaker and always uses "please" improperly. The Baudelaires finds the Quagmires hidden in the elevator of their guardians' apartment house, how Emse, one of their guardians is Olaf's boyfriend, and how finding out the meaning of V.F.D will save their fortune and lives.
This reading this book is like taking drugs(but in a good way). When you take drugs, the first time you take it, you get addicted to it and have to take again and again. It is not because you like it, it is becauce you have to. Like drugs, once you finish the first book of this series, you have to keep on reading the books after the first book until you finish the whole series and watch their unfortunate lives change.
I like this book because it leaves you hanging at the end of the book and make you want to hurry up and get the next book and find out what happens to the orphans. I don't like this book because the author always has this stupid lectures on these things that I don't even understand, which delays me from finding out what happens to the Baudelaires. "IF you are ever forced to take chemistry class, you will probably see, at the front of he classroom, a large chart divided....." IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY!!!Read more ›
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In Book The 6th, Violet, Klaus & Sunny Movie Into A Penthouse On Dark Avenue, They're New Guardians Jeromy & Esmé's Penthouse Is Either 48 Or 84 Stories High, The Doorman... Read morePublished on Sept. 8 2007 by Patrice Christinel
This book is unlike any other book i've ever read.It is hard for me to say if I like Violet or Klaus more.Beacause they both really help geting away from danger (or Count Olaf). Read morePublished on July 18 2004
this book is the best yet.it has a new badie. some traped triplets.and v.f.d.Published on June 23 2004
The sixth book of Unfortunate Events is probably the most enthralling of the lot because of the unbelievable creative and brilliant portrayal of its characters by Lemony... Read morePublished on May 29 2004 by gabriel3371
I have to admit that this book will keep you interested in the story and you will laugh two or three times, but it also have to many things that are pathetic, like Sunny going up... Read morePublished on May 6 2004 by Jorge Frid
The Ersatz Elevator was a pretty good book. What I liked about it was that it has a strong plot and story line, it was suspenseful, and it made me want to read more. Read morePublished on March 23 2004
I chose this book because it looked interesting. I read the back and it sounded like a really funny book. It's an adventure story, too. Read morePublished on March 10 2004
Would you like to live in a pent house? In Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket this book is about three kids; Violet, Klaus and Sonny and their arch nemesis Count... Read morePublished on Jan. 26 2004
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