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Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang. The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence. Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as . . . the faggiest vampire.
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4.3 out of 5 stars (9 customer reviews)
114 of 128 people found the following review helpful:
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False Advertising, Dec 5 2010
By C. Porter "worst human alive" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Faggiest Vampire (Paperback)
I was incredibly disappointed when I found out that this was a book by Carlton Mellick III and not the newest installment in the Twilight Saga. The title is incredibly misleading.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
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Super cuteness from the King of Bizarro, Jun 28 2011
By Meridian - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Faggiest Vampire (Paperback)
How can you not love a story where the main character is called Dargoth Van Gloomfang? And could you turn down a story that centers around vampires that are in a moustache competition? I didn't think so.
This is such a cute story. If you find the title offensive, get over it. There is nothing offensive in this story...it is completely acceptable for children and adults alike. It's sweet, funny, and charming.
After having read so much of CM3's work, I was very surprised/impressed to find that he could write something so innocent. ;) Anyone with an open-mind should read this to their kids (just explain the title...it's called talking to your kids). Anyone that has a sense of humor should like this book. Any bizarro fan would like this book. Basically this is a book for everyone.
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
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A True Children's Tale, April 4 2011
By M. Antonio - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Faggiest Vampire (Paperback)
This story really is a children's book. Yes the title may be a little off-putting to some parents but the story contained within is completely child-friendly. It has a positive message for children as well. Best children's story written by a writer usually known for gore and sex since Clive Barker's The Thief Of Always.
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