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Fancy Pants (Wynette, Texas Book 1) [Kindle Edition]

Susan Elizabeth Phillips
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)

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Grade 4-8–This is a very uneven book, with some sections highly creative, informative, and fun and others almost insulting to youngsters (in one paragraph on how to make noises the author states, "being able to make a farting or bombing sound is very important to your career as a boy"). King begins by chastising those readers who might be looking for political correctness and warns that this title will be gross at times but suggests that he is offering what boys really want. Alphabetically arranged chapters range from "Dumb Directions on Products" to "Girls, Bullies and Parties," to "Man Food for Manhood!" (Spamburgers, crapola cookies, etc.), and include activities, jokes, and a few facts. The author points out that boys should really know how to use the kitchen and provides first-date advice. Unfortunately, his tone is so casual that the good suggestions he presents are likely to be lost in the silliness and the "boys will be boys" approach. The long list of reading recommendations gives no indication of age appropriateness.–Edith Ching, St. Albans School, Mt. St. Alban, Washington, DC
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LaVyrle Spencer Refreshingly original, witty and touching.

Elizabeth Lowell What the world needs is more books by Susan Elizabeth Phillips.

Publishers Weekly This delectable confection offers unadulterated entertainment. Sleek romantic comedy.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 741 KB
  • Print Length: 513 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1416505245
  • Publisher: Susan Elizabeth Phillips (Jan. 31 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0037Z70SU
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Don't this miss this one!!! or ull regret it Jan. 31 2004
By Jem S.
Format:Mass Market Paperback
They always say that the 1st written novels are the best...yet, I can't say this book is the best, nor it is the worst. I read some of the reviews and I was kinda bracing myself for a terrible book, but instead I found a book that is about picking up yourself again after luck has turn its back on u, and yes, it's still a Phillips romance on its best...Most readers find this novel disappointing because it's not your typical boy meets girl on the 1st chapter. They are too frustrated because it's taking so long for Francesca and Dallie to meet. I bet they're muttering, "the hell with Chloe and Black Jack, just get it on," I didn't mind the history part, it builds the anticipation for the best parts. You learn about their lives. You learn to love them when u hated their guts at first. Like Francesca, I just wanna strangle her on the 1st few chapters. And sometimes, she's just too dumb and vain, and then halfway through the book, I just wanna cry for her and give her a little push, saying, " go on, u can do it!" Phillips has once again able to pull some emotions out of her readers. A few times, I banged the book to the wall, and hated the turn of events. But that's wat makes a good book, if it can make u scream, laugh, or hurt for the characters, I'll say it's worth ur time. I like Phillips; she's not afraid to embarrass her characters. Teddy is the best kid Phillips has ever written. I assure u, Fancy Pants is another winner! Don't let others stopped u from reading it!
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By dru187
Format:Mass Market Paperback
Susan Elizabeth Phillips is one of my favorite authors, and this was the first book I read by her so it remains my favorite. More often than not, I find romance novels boring, unbelievable, silly and completely by the numbers. It would do SEP's novels an injustice to simply refer to them as romance novels. Her stories are fun, intelligent, unpredictable and bittersweet. She can have you laughing out loud on one page and on the next have you in tears. She creates these wonderful, fascinating, complex, and FLAWED characters...as opposed to the simplistic, boring, goody-goody perfection of most romantic leads. And perhaps no characters in all of her novels are so flawed as Francie and Dallie. Francie is a silly, spoiled little girl whom you can't help but feel sorry for when she's left on her own with no idea how to take care of herself. Dallie appears to be stronger and more put together than Francie but hides a world of self-loathing and pain; it eventually becomes apparent that he is in fact the weaker one. It is a delight watching these two grow up into strong individuals of worth and merit. Some readers didn't like or see the need for the telling of Dallie and Holly's romance but I loved it. It was great insight into the character of Dallie and it moved me to tears. Unlike in most romance novels, in SEP's books you can actually understand what the characters see in each other and why they need the other so. Also, one thing I hate in most romances is when the leads fall in love (or at least all-consuming lust) with each other within days of meeting; SEP never tries to pull this and I appreciate it so much. Her books are more realistic but still light and warm enough to be considered fairy tales. I really wish there were more romantic novels like this.
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1.0 out of 5 stars A big disappointment (& I'm a SEP fan) July 14 2002
By A Customer
Format:Mass Market Paperback
I have loved every SEP book that I've read so far (this is my 4th), but this one was not only the worst of hers, but it was one of the worst romance novels I've ever read. It barely conforms to anything we expect (and want) from a romance novel. Usually in romance novels, the hero is at least in lust (if not in love) with the heroine within days of meeting her. In this novel, the hero barely cared whether he slept with the heroine or not. In fact, after he sleeps with her, he casually dismisses her as someone who wasn't all that good in the sack. Indeed, the only person he shows any real love for is his wife (oh yeah, he has a wife that he conveniently never tells the heroine about). Yes, the heroine is a spoiled, super-vain, rich brat in the beginning, but even she doesn't deserve to fall in love with a "hero" who sleeps with her indifferently, continually tells her to get lost, and then dismisses her anger when she finds out he's married. I don't think I'm alone in saying that readers do not want a hero who is more indifferent to the heroine than he is toward his ex-wife. It's only during about the last 100 pages of this book that the hero starts to have some genuine feelings for the heroine. All in all, Phillips spent more time on the love between the hero and his wife (later, ex-wife) than she did between the two protagonist.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Ehhhh.... May 26 2001
By Kelly
Format:Mass Market Paperback
I definitely have mixed feelings about _Fancy Pants_. Susan Elizabeth Phillips is one of my all time favorite authors and the first book of hers that I read was _Lady Be Good_. I fell in love with Francie and Dallie in that book and couldn't wait ot read more about them. _Fancy Pants_ somehow manages to fall flat. I was looking for some SEP belly laughs to come out of this one and I was sourly dissapointed. Basically, _Fancy Pants_ felt too long. SEP takes about fifty pages to actually start talking about Francie, another fifty to introduce Dallie and then another hundred to actually get them together. When they actually have a little fling, there is no real passion or heat between them. Dallie comes off as an abusive, unsuccessful golfer, and Francie seems like a spoiled little rich girl. The book gets better in the second half. Francie becomes a lot more down to Earth and a lot easier to like. She becomes a lot like a person I would like to know and not one that I would never get along with. Unfortunately, Dallie doesn't change too much and it seems like he didn't deserve Francie or their son. SEP does the whole eighties thing where she doesn't focus on the story that she's pushing (the relationship between Francie and Dallie) and moves totally off the subject to talk about Francie's grandmother and mother, her every acquaintence, and just about every single person who makes an appearence in the book. I totally did not understand or appreciate the telling of Dallie and Holly Grace's love story. It slowed the book down and wasn't all that interesting. Still, SEP shows her promise in this book and there are some of her traits hidden in areas that reveal what is to come in the future. For die hard SEP fans, _Fancy Pants_ is an okay read. For new comers, stick with the new stuff. Her Chicago Stars series is absolutely fantastic and _Kiss an Angel_ as well as _Lady Be Good_ are must reads.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful entertaining and worth reading again and again!
This book is one of my favorites! Romantic comedy and well defined characters
A great story!
Instant classic love it
Published 3 months ago by Tamara from Montreal
3.0 out of 5 stars Brutal beginning, but nice ending
The first 150 pages of this book involved VERY tough slugging. To be completely honest, despite my deep enjoyment of many of SEP's previous novels, I am quite surprised that I... Read more
Published on Dec 30 2009 by Jillian MacLean
1.0 out of 5 stars Her Worst
Hated the characters, especially our hero(?). In real life he and his friend would have spent many years in prison for kidnapping. All SEP's other books are great.
Published on May 20 2004 by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Not your normal romance, but still delivers the goods
Huge SEP fan here. I found Fancy Pants to be out of the norm of the regular "boy meets girl" romance formula, but loved it anyway. Read more
Published on March 1 2004
1.0 out of 5 stars Bad, really bad
I finally got around to reading Fancy Pants with great excitment. I have every SEP book and I had just finished "It Had to Be You", so I guess my expectations were high. Read more
Published on July 7 2003
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic!!!
Even though I thought this was slow off the starting block, it turned out to be a fantastic read, re-read & re-read as well as listening to the book on tape. Read more
Published on July 3 2002 by Hannah McKenna
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny!!!
... this book still gave me belly laugh after belly laugh. Just when you thought poor "Francie" couldn't dig herself any deeper, she gets herself into another scrape. Read more
Published on April 25 2002 by DNP
5.0 out of 5 stars My Favorite Book of All Time
I bought this book 10+ years ago and have read it over 20 times. I love it! I thought Francesca and Dallie were deliciously complex characters and the story that evolved over years... Read more
Published on Feb. 19 2002
1.0 out of 5 stars I totally...totally hated it
I have read almost all of Susan E. Phillips books and was eager when her earlier ones are reprinted...Af far as Fancy pants is concern it should stay out of print. Read more
Published on May 5 2001 by Cayman
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