FarmVille For Dummies Paperback – Feb 22 2011
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From the Back Cover
Join the fun in FarmVille!
Start your farm and make it grow —here's what you need to know
This book is a little like seed corn — it has what you need to grow a productive crop! Set up your FarmVille account, get out and meet your virtual neighbors, see how to earn Farm Coins and Cash and what you should spend them on, and learn how to care for your livestock. Then see how to pursue blue-ribbon farming, participate in co-op jobs, and stay safe out on the virtual farm.
Discover the nuances — use FarmVille to relax, express yourcreativity, interact with others, or satisfy your need to compete
Meet the neighbors — find farmers among your Facebook friends, visit their farms, and give and receive gifts
Got a minute? Plant a field — learn to budget your time forFarmVille fun without shortchanging your real life
Bushels of fun — visit the Farmer's Market, learn to use bushels, start crafting, and earn Farm Coins from your crafted goods
Take your farm to new levels — "level up" quickly and unlock new game features
Open the book and find:
All about plowing, seeding,harvesting, and animal tending
FarmVille etiquette tips
Ways to earn Farm Coins and Cash
Shortcuts to a speedy harvest
What experience points areand how to get them fast
How to become a blue-ribbon farmer
How to get fun FarmVille mystery items
Tips for avoiding scams and staying safe while playing
Set up the game and start your farm
Customize your farmer avatar and interact with your neighbors
Shop at the FarmVille Market and use Farm Cash and Coins
IN FULL COLOR!
About the Author
Angela Morales created and manages FarmVilleFreak.com, the largest FarmVille fan site, where news, tips, in-game updates, and fixes for glitches are provided.
Kyle Orland is a contributing news editor for the premiere game development community Gamasutra.com and a freelance game journalist.
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews on Amazon.com (beta)
I have found a number of tactics and techniques in this book that I am now able to use in real life.
This book has been a real lifesaver. I don't know what I would have done without it. I no longer have to cry myself to sleep at night, now that I have it for comfort.
It was able to provide enough instruction to be able to not only repair my car ( using the section on tractor maintenance ) but is able to advise me on other things such as choosing good combinations for my crops and self-defence techniques using only farming implements.
Without this book my life, and farm was incomplete.
Viewed through another lens, FarmVille for Dummies is a indispensable guide to the indoctrination of thinking individuals into mindless servitude of the all-knowing Zynga Corporation.
Oh, and cows.
Between the scintillating text and the incredible full color pictures, this treasure of literature truly is the end-all of writing and (full color) art. Nothing will ever surpass this; there is no need for anything to again be published. We might as well just declare the publishing industry (and, really Western Civilization) over with the announcement of this book. This is a pinnacle that cannot be surpassed.
One word of warning, though: if you are afraid of hard truths, this book may not be for you. It contains (in full color) the deepest secrets of life and of love. You will weep, you will laugh, you'll find yourself living joyously, working harder and taking on causes like stopping foreign dictators with Facebook "likes" without fear.
And your farm - your Facebook farm - will blossom like a genetically modified sunflower. You'll have people queuing up to farm your virtual crops for you. In fact, you'll have people so enthralled with your farm that they'll want to come over and clean your house, do your yardwork and cook your food for you - things that you will no longer have time for because you've become a Farmville God.
The only thing lacking in this incredible tome are more pictures of the cast from Jersey Shore. But I suppose that perfection is just not for this world; in the mean time, this is close as you can get.
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