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Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook [Hardcover]

F.L. Fowler
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Nov. 13 2012
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
 
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. 
 
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.
 
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

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“…it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time.”
-Eater.com
 
“Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of "Fifty Shades" and the gushing language of "food porn…” -BonAppetit.com
 
“…this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary…” -Glamour.com
 
“All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site.” -Huffington Post

"The book that spawned “mommy porn” has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You’ll never look at chickens the same way again." -Salon.com

"Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider." -The Republic

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars LOVED IT Dec 22 2012
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THIS WAS A XMAS GIFT BUT I READ SOME OF IT BEFORE GIVING IT. IT IS HILARIOUS AND HAS SOME REALLY GOOD RECIPES. MY DUAGHTER-IN-LAW JUST LOVED IT.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome book! Dec 22 2012
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I bought this book for friends and they have all raved about it. Its hilarious! The recipies are great also. Fabulous book and makes a great gift to those women with a sense of humour.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hahahahaha. Great parody. Dec 1 2012
By Lynn89
Format:Hardcover
To be honest, didn`t buy it- just read the preview. But there was quite a bit in there and you get the picture form that. Great parody. If you thought 50 shades was a disappointment and a badly written/repetitive book, this does a good parody. (Or maybe you just really like 50 shades and wants something similar? Even if she is a chicken?) Very funny. Great job at turning a story about making chicken, complete with recipes, into a strong parody of 50 shades.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out Loud Sept. 10 2013
By Helene
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This book was given as a joke to a good friend. Not only was it absolutely hilarious, the recipes were actually quite intriguing, with lots of great (and funny) photographs. Definitely a new twist on cookbook collecting!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Nice Breasts Nov. 15 2012
By Anastasia Beaverhausen - Published on Amazon.com
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Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook opens with the genius dedication, "For chicken lovers everywhere," and just gets lewder from there. In addition to being a parody of "Fifty Shades of Grey"-style erotica written from the perspective of a young hen, "Fifty Shades of Chicken" is also a lavishly illustrated cookbook in its own right. With titles like "Plain Vanilla Chicken" and "Steamy White Meat," the recipes are what makes this book more than a one-note joke or gag gift (pun intended). If only more cookbooks were this profane.
49 of 52 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars High quality - and terribly entertaining! Nov. 18 2012
By Shanababe - Published on Amazon.com
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After reading a couple of excerpts, I decided that I had to get this book - I was hoping it would be the perfect wedding present. I pre-ordered 4 copies, and they arrived yesterday. I am completely impressed with the quality of the book itself, and the pictures are somewhere in between traditional glossy cookbook pictures and tasteful food erotica (male hands, forearms, and abs are pictured - and those are high quality as well!). There are a couple of pages where there is a very minor blurring / shading issue with the text (only noticeable because the rest of the book is so impeccably done), but other than that, I am completely happy. I look forward to giving this at bridal showers, anniversary parties, or any other event I can think of!
** Important disclaimer - I have not tried any of the recipes. However, they look wonderful - and I laughed myself silly reading the cookbook last night! Hurray for FL Fowler!
46 of 49 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Dripping Thighs?!? Extra Virgin Breasts?!? Yes Please!!! Dec 14 2012
By Brandon Gray - Published on Amazon.com
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What can be said about this book?!? I picked up a copy for my Mother, my sister, and my aunt as a Christmas present. I believe all of them have read 50 Shades of Grey. Regardless if they have or haven't it should be worth a laugh at Christmas time, right?!? When the book arrived I just had to open it. Being a guy, I have not read the original book (not enough pictures for me) but my wife had (thank God) so I knew what the premise was. Boy did it have me rolling on the ground laughing. It is VERY well written. I read it to my wife, out loud, in the best Patrick Stewart voice I could muster. While I might not get all the "inside" jokes that people who followed the original picked up on, I can recognize good writing when I see it. This was VERY well done! The book is beautiful. Nice print, nice pictures, nice feeling to the pages and the binding. Just all around well printed book. I am the cook of our household being a former Sous chef. I have not made anything out if this book yet since the only copies I have are going to other people. But, yes I will admit, I have ordered a copy for myself to read, alone, by the fire for some "inspiration". It truly is food porn in the greatest way! Can I get one in the 50 Shades of Pork?!? This are some bad things that I want to do to some ham hocks!!! (I have seen the 50 shades of bacon but I don't think it is done to the same quality or by the same people based on the amazon preview I can look at)

To the person that gave this book 3 stars because it is gross to think of your food sexually... Lighten up.. No one was implying that you sick a drumstick in your gigi. Although you might want to take the stick out of your... oh never mind!!
26 of 30 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Need a napkin, please.... Nov. 28 2012
By Kathleen A. Taylor - Published on Amazon.com
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Fifty Shades of Chicken left me hungry and wanting for more. At first blush, I wanted to be that chicken.. to be touched and marinated. Cooked. I wanted Shifty Blades to want me every day.
This book is more than just a parody. It draws the reader in with breathy stories and succulent recipes. Absolutely finger licking delicious. And Julia, she is behind it all. Tsk.Tsk.
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome! Nov. 27 2012
By Laura S - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
This is a great value. High quality hard cover book, it will make a great funny Christmas present for friends that cook.
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