As a guidebook, How to Be a Canadian contains "a wealth of information gathered from fact-filled articles that [the authors] sort of remember reading somewhere," but frankly, the facts are there as a framework for a wicked sense of humour. The jokes, which fill every page, are sometimes juvenile: "There are 30,000,000 people in Canada-- all of whom have, at some point, frozen their tongues to the side of a flagpole." They are sometimes pointedly amusing: "Often, when the UN needs a cereal box translated, they call in the Canadians, who parachute out of stealth bombers clutching boxes of Capitaine Crounche." And they are often laugh-out-loud, fall-out-of-bed funny: "There is the assumption that Canada has only two seasons: Winter and Not Winter...In fact, Canada has no fewer than six distinct seasons: Tax; Hockey; More Hockey; Still More Hockey; Summer (also known as the July Long Weekend); and finally Good God, Isn't the Hockey Season Over by Now?!"
Will and Ian Ferguson divide their guidebook into such useful sections as How to Find Canada on a Map; Canada: A Rich Tapestry (Who to Hate and Why); and my personal favourite, Twelve Ways to Say "I'm Sorry." Nothing defines the national character more than our "sorry," especially vis-a-vis the Americans. As the authors point out, "once you learn how to properly say 'I'm sorry,' you will no longer be trying to become Canadian, you will have rewired your brain to such a degree that you will actually be Canadian." For a true Canadian, the opportunities for saying "I'm sorry" are endless, but there is one uniquely Canadian "sorry": the one you use when someone else steps on your foot.
The book concludes with a quiz designed to evaluate your level of Canadianness. For example, if you hear the name "Elvis" and think of figure skating, you get 1 point. If you can't remember if you've ever curled or not, because of how drunk you were, you get 50 points. If you know the words to "Barrett's Privateers" but not the national anthem, you get 10 points. And so on. The perfect score is zero points; I'll let the Fergusons explain why: "So, you couldn't even be bothered to do the damn quiz. Too much effort, eh? You just skipped to the end. Talk about slack. Talk about lazy. Talk about Canadian! Congratulations. You are now one of us." --Marven Krug --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.
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There are many Canadian comedians... and these two are not.
This was poorly written. The more I read the more outlandish is got. Read more
The book is humourous and did provide me with a few giggles. However, the annoying part of it was that it held too many 'in jokes' that required say, a Canadian background to... Read morePublished on May 26 2010 by Cecile Nguyen
This was a delightful read. "How to Be A Canadian" is the perfect book to take with you while on holiday or vacation. It is the kind of book you will read more than once. Read morePublished on Nov. 26 2009 by PEI Librarian
I am about halfway through this book and it is one of the top funniest books I've read. I love Will Ferguson, so having the tag-team comedy duo of Will AND Ian Ferguson is a... Read morePublished on July 3 2007 by Lauren Martin
"How to be a Canadian", written by Will and Ian Ferguson (both Canadian), is a short book that aims at making you laugh by making fun of some stereotypes regarding Canada and... Read morePublished on March 16 2007 by B. Alcat
This is a great funny book its hard not to laugh at our selfs
for some of the stupied things we do. Read more
Whether or not you are Canadian, or have even been there, this book is funny. Nothing is safe from the Ferguson brothers. Read morePublished on Jan. 19 2006 by C. Hill