How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist: (And If He Is, Should You Break Up with Him?) [Hardcover]

“A funny, sometimes offensive look at modern dating from a female perspective.”—McClatchy-Tribune

“A very funny book for funny single ladies.”—News of Delaware County

“This witty and irreverent guide may just save you from becoming permanently entangled with Mr. Wrong.”—Main Line Today

Boyfriend From Hell or Perfect Angel?
 
Your days of dating liars, cheaters, and total scumbags are over! Here are identifying characteristics for more than 70 potential boyfriends, along with advice about who to keep and who to kick to the curb. Find out if your guy is:
 
     •  Married with Children
      •  A Cult Leader
     •  A Player
     •  An Extraterrestrial
     •  Actually Twins
     •  And Dozens More!
 
Includes a handy index of personality traits so you can quickly decipher the hidden meaning of all your boyfriend’s behaviors.
 

Patricia Carlin is a writer who lives in Ardmore, Pennsylvania.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Introduction
How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is . . .
     The Antichrist
     Obsessive-Compulsive
     A Closeted Homosexual
     Suffering from Amnesia
     A Pimp
     Actually Twins
     An Extraterrestrial
     A Commitment-phobe
     A Total Bastard
     Suffering from ADHD
     A Serial Killer
     An Enabler
     A Kleptomaniac
     A Robot
     A Scientologist
     A Trekkie
     A Hypochondriac
     A Slacker
     A Time Traveler from the Past
     A Misanthrope
     A Misogynist
     Actually a Woman
     In the Witness Protection Program
     Passive-Aggressive
     A Cult Leader
     Suffering from an Anxiety Disorder
     A Zombie
     A Polygamist
     An Ex-Convict
     Too Old for You
     A Rageaholic
     A Junkie
     An Illegal Alien
     Possessed by Demons
     A Workaholic
     A Pedophile
     A Bumpkin
     Suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder
     A Player
     A Fugitive from Justice
     Jealous
     A Hit Man
     Married with Children
     A Ghost
     An Alcoholic
     A Stalker
     A Psychic
     On Crystal Meth
     A Cross-Dresser
      A Nymphomaniac
     A Narcissist
     Addicted to Porn
     Bipolar
     A Mama’s Boy
     An Angel
     A Government-Trained Assassin
     Dyslexic
     A Renegade Cop
     Clinically Depressed
     Suffering from an STD
     Narcoleptic
     A Control Freak
     P-Whipped
     On Steroids
     A Homophobe
     A Compulsive Gambler
     A Gun Nut
     A Vampire
     Trying to Kill You
     Agoraphobic
     An Insufferable Bore
     A Crackhead
     A Pathological Liar
Index by Trait
Acknowledgments