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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You [Paperback]

The Oatmeal , Matthew Inman
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Oct. 9 2012
TheOatmeal.com’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster!

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

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Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, TheOatmeal.com is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. TheOatmeal.com is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.

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32 of 33 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Dilbert meets Oatmeal Oct. 22 2012
By A. Volk #1 REVIEWER #1 HALL OF FAME
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This book is a book about cats. How to tell if your cats is plotting to kill you (start), how to tell if your cat is gay (end), and what Bob the cat would do at the office (middle). The first and last parts are classic Oatmeal gags that remind me of the demotivational posters that you find on the Internet. I really enjoyed those parts, five stars. The middle part about Bob the cat at the office was a little over the top, and reminded me of Dilbert crossed with maybe South Park. Or something way out there. Maybe it's because I don't work in an office any more, but I didn't really enjoy the middle as much, so I'd give it 3 stars. It does have a nice poster at the end of the book, but I do wish the book was a little longer and the jokes were a little more varied.

Overall then, this is a four-star book for me. For Oatmeal fans, it's definitely at least that. For cat lovers, it's also probably at least that. As I said, the whole book is basically a series of cat jokes. I've had a good cat and two psycho cats, which is why I'm not a big cat lover and which is why I probably enjoyed the humor in this book. So if you like cats or Oatmeal, this is probably a safe buy. If you're looking for general humor and don't like Dilbert or cats, then this is probably not the book for you. Even then though, you should probably at least sneak a peak from a friend or something because the first and last parts of this book are very funny!
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars fantastic as always Nov. 2 2012
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the oatmeal once again hammers it home with a very humorous and insightful look into the world of cats. i have followed this guy for years and am always happen to see new stuff coming from him. this is just another example of his fine work
purchase is a must
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Cat Plotting Nov. 13 2012
By Homer
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Hillarious...... I couldn't put this book down and read it from cover to cover in less than a day. If you love or have cats, it's a must read.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Wow Nov. 7 2012
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I read great reviews about this book so I purchased it. Upon seeing the book and starting to read it I really won't sure what to think. The More I read the harder I laughed. Having had cats for the better part of 25yrs so many things were so "real" from a hilarious perspective. If you have a cat get this book. It will not disappoint.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Dec 23 2012
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If you are a cat lover this book is for you. Very funny and nicely illustrated. Caution: This book will have tears rolling down you cheeks at times.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent research Dec 18 2012
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I grew-up in a state of warfare. There were always cats in the house and knowing what I know now, I feel lucky to be alive. While I read the Oatmeal online frequently, I was very pleased to note the original research and information provided in this book. I like to support the scientists who bring me so much laughter so I'm happy to have bought this textbook. Hopefully we'll all learn more about our cats' "homicidal psycho" tendencies.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny book! Dec 14 2012
By Cyntia
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I had a lot of fun going through pages of this book. Great book to leave on a table and check whenever you're bored.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift Nov. 22 2012
By Apollo
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I got this for my boyfriend who always says our Cat is plotting to kill us. I havent read it myself yet but my boyfriend has said he loved it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Save my live
This book has saved me from my cat and made wiser through it's informative lessons. Worth the purchase and time
Published 22 days ago by chnadeau
4.0 out of 5 stars great gift
I gave it to a cat-person friend and she loves it. Said she howled. The author's humour is quirky and will tickle your funny bone.
Published 1 month ago by Phil Daley
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny!
Haha clever & funny! If cats could talk I'm sure this is what they would say. Recommended for any cat lover/owner.
Published 1 month ago by Natalie Lecours
5.0 out of 5 stars present
for my daughter who is a fool for cats. she found the book funny and interesting. anyone who loves cats would enjoy this book.
Published 2 months ago by Mary Jane Amirault
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute
It is very cute if you want a good laugh get this book. it's pretty funny I got through it in a few hours
Published 2 months ago by Keith from Toronto
5.0 out of 5 stars Great as A Gift
It was a gift for a classmate of mine, she loved it.The first thing she said was "IT SO CUTE!!!"
Published 2 months ago by Toric
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book for the cat lover!
Got this for my daughter for Christmas who has a cat that is her baby.
She loved it - read it the whole day of Christmas.
Published 3 months ago by Janisinbc
5.0 out of 5 stars Super Cute
Amazing book. So cute and addicting. Great for any cat lover. Purchased this for my Secret Santa at work- was a huge hit.
Published 3 months ago by Jessica
1.0 out of 5 stars Foul language
I bought this book for my cat loving 15 year old son, who happens to have a great sense of humor. What I was not expecting was the foul language polluting this book. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Julie Thomas
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny!
Very funny book. Good to have sitting on the coffee table for all to enjoy. Would recommend getting this to anyone.
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