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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You [Paperback]

The Oatmeal (Author), Matthew Inman (Author)
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Release Date: Oct 9 2012
TheOatmeal.com’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster!

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

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Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, TheOatmeal.com is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. TheOatmeal.com is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.
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28 of 29 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Dilbert meets Oatmeal Oct 22 2012
By A. Volk #1 REVIEWER #1 HALL OF FAME
Format:Paperback
This book is a book about cats. How to tell if your cats is plotting to kill you (start), how to tell if your cat is gay (end), and what Bob the cat would do at the office (middle). The first and last parts are classic Oatmeal gags that remind me of the demotivational posters that you find on the Internet. I really enjoyed those parts, five stars. The middle part about Bob the cat at the office was a little over the top, and reminded me of Dilbert crossed with maybe South Park. Or something way out there. Maybe it's because I don't work in an office any more, but I didn't really enjoy the middle as much, so I'd give it 3 stars. It does have a nice poster at the end of the book, but I do wish the book was a little longer and the jokes were a little more varied.

Overall then, this is a four-star book for me. For Oatmeal fans, it's definitely at least that. For cat lovers, it's also probably at least that. As I said, the whole book is basically a series of cat jokes. I've had a good cat and two psycho cats, which is why I'm not a big cat lover and which is why I probably enjoyed the humor in this book. So if you like cats or Oatmeal, this is probably a safe buy. If you're looking for general humor and don't like Dilbert or cats, then this is probably not the book for you. Even then though, you should probably at least sneak a peak from a friend or something because the first and last parts of this book are very funny!
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars fantastic as always Nov 2 2012
By floster59
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
the oatmeal once again hammers it home with a very humorous and insightful look into the world of cats. i have followed this guy for years and am always happen to see new stuff coming from him. this is just another example of his fine work
purchase is a must
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift Nov 22 2012
By Apollo TOP 1000 REVIEWER
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
I got this for my boyfriend who always says our Cat is plotting to kill us. I havent read it myself yet but my boyfriend has said he loved it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love the Oatmeal!
We bought this book for our son for Christmas and it was the gift that everyone wanted to look at!
Published 4 days ago by Lynne Fraser
5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable reading
Having two cats I found this book to be based on actual facts. It was quite amusing to read and I would recommend it.
Published 4 days ago by Beverley Jodoin
4.0 out of 5 stars Gift idea
Great gift for any cat lover with a sense of humour! I gave it as a gift & received great appreciation.
Published 12 days ago by Emperor Kusco
3.0 out of 5 stars Disappointment
Disappointment is what I felt reading this book. I've read better books on cats before. A few things made me smile, but overall it definitely wasn't worth the money.
Published 23 days ago by Linda Mikelsons
5.0 out of 5 stars This was purchased as a gift
I purchased this gift for my Daughter and she absolutely loved it. It was very well done and quite funny
Published 28 days ago by Noelville
3.0 out of 5 stars Description misleading
The pages about cats in general are very funny, but I didn't really like the comics about the 'Bob's'. I found them out of context and not that funny. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Canina Hunt
5.0 out of 5 stars great product.
great product!

Everyone I've shown the book, it's so funny wherever the person opens it.

I strongly recommend this book.
Published 1 month ago by Adrienne Deyoung
4.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny
Perfect for the spouse who is ambivalent about cats but has a sense of humour and whose partner is a cat lover !
Published 1 month ago by Naturak
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
I bought this as a gag gift for my boyfriend and he loved it. If you are a cat lover, you can absolutely relate to this hilarious book.
Published 1 month ago by Samantha Billings-Turner
5.0 out of 5 stars CAT LOVERS NEED THIS
AN outstanding insight into the mind of one of our most favourite companions. And really..what IS all that kneading about? outstanding
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