The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm [Paperback]

 

 

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If you can believe in the existence of a PhD in sensuality, then you can probably believe in the possibility of a 60-minute orgasm. Drs. Steve and Vera Bodansky both hold doctorates in sensuality from More University in Northern California. Their new book, The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm, promises to teach couples how to turn mediocre sex into a teeth-gnashing, ceiling-splattering, life-altering experience.
The book opens: "All orgasm begins in the mind, so that is where we will begin our journey," and proceeds to outline a plan for embracing sensation in every form. Several meandering, philosophical chapters later, the book finally gets down to business with a section entitled "How Do You Do?" further subdivided into "Doing a Woman" and "Doing a Man."
So how does one, er, "do?" In a word: Rubbing. Lots and lots of rubbing.
The Bodanskys' plan for achieving Extended Massive Orgasm (or EMO, as they call it) basically consists of deep relaxation, followed by extended manual stimulation. When they say extended, they mean extended-according to the book, manual stimulation ought to last between one and three hours.
After the dismal first half of the book, I thought it couldn't get worse. Sadly, things don't improve. Topics ranging from wet dreams to Jesus Christ receive thoughtful and thorough treatment. There's even a chapter on the sexual habits of Bonobo monkeys. But, where's the sex? The Bodanskys dismiss sexual mainstays such as intercourse and oral sex as ineffective and unneccessary. Sure, regular old sex is nice once in a while for feeling intimate, but if you're really serious about having orgasms, extended MASSIVE hour-long orgasms, it's time to let your fingers to the walking.
If you're dubious, Steve and Vera Bodansky are currently traveling the country teaching workshops and staging public demonstrations of their techniques. I think this book is a joke, but I'd pay ten dollars to see Steve Bodansky give Vera Bodansky an EMO in an arena setting. Wait, after checking out their picture on the back of the book, I think I'd rather not.
This book lacks any real substance behind its sensationalist title. The wishy-washy philosophy of acknowledging pleasure in everyday life might resonate with the Bodansky's peer group of aging hippies, and the chapters on manual stimulation might enlighten someone who hasn't realized that rubbing one's genitals produces pleasant sensations, but for everyone else, this book is a condescending, longwinded, unintentionally humorous load of crap. Don't buy it. Unless, of course, you want my copy- it's worth a couple of dollars just to see the looks on people's faces when they see "The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm" on your bookshelf or bedside table, right?

i really love this easy to understand and descriptive book. I really learned how to take control of my girlfriend's pleasure and to give her wonderful orgasms. We use the book together to get into the different positions and extend each other's orgasms too. I've read the book a number of times and there is so much wonderful information that i learn some new little technique to add on to my love making skills each time. The one caveat that i have to say is that one has to practice the techniques till one can become a great lover but the practice is so much fun that one would have to be totally selfish not to enjoy it. a great read and wonderful pictures and a wonderful relationship. we are engaged to be married this spring.

I always thought that I was a good attentive lover and after reading this book I realized that I was pretty good and had some new things to learn. After reading and studying the illustrated guide my techniques and communication abilities skyrocketed. My wife's orgasms keep on getting better and better and she is constantly asking me to go to bed. This book is for folks who are serious about their pleasure and are looking for even better ways to have fun. The drawings are well done and informative and the writing is clear with lots of information. Not for the timid or the sexist.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Oh My Gosh!
Holy Cow this thing works! I was at home one day and my boyfriend popped in and asked me to go to his apartment for awhile. Now you know how that is. Read more

Published on April 13 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars Really Works
My marriage of 20 years was rapidly going down hill, and although we didn't want to admit it at first, we knew all too well why. Read more

Published on Mar 16 2004 by Slappy Da Frog

5.0 out of 5 stars Real 'HOW-TO'! Not a thin rag to read while on toliet!
The negative reviews are understandable: They simply came from people looking for a smut book. This is not it - Try the XXX video store on the corner. Read more

Published on Feb 27 2004

2.0 out of 5 stars Illustrated Guide to Jerking Off
I'm married, in my mid-20's and was looking for something to spruce things up in the bedroom. I ordered this book because of its positive reviews. Read more

Published on Sep 3 2003

2.0 out of 5 stars Titilation Value Only
This book has very titilating pictures, but if you are looking for a "guidebook" to achieving ecstasy, it pales in comparison to others I have found which actually had something... Read more

Published on April 12 2003 by Google

5.0 out of 5 stars splendid book
splendid book, highly recommend it. very informative, wish I had read it when I was younger but so glad that I still can use these new skills now. Read more

Published on April 11 2003

2.0 out of 5 stars Somewhat interesting...
The book is informative, somewhat interesting, and has very descriptive and detailed techniques, but read more like an anatomy manual. Read more

Published on Dec 13 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars Recommend to everyone
I recommend this book to everyone! The title could easily be something about communication and enjoying life, because that is what I found the book to be about. Read more

Published on Nov 4 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars this really works
I bought this book because a friend recommended it but was very skeptical about the possibility of an estended massive orgasm. Read more

Published on Nov 2 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm
This is a fantastic book. This book covers a wide range of topics thoroughly and sensitively. The illustrations are beautifully drawn. Read more

Published on Oct 27 2002

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