Jason X [Widescreen Platinum Series]

 

 

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If you want to see the difference talent makes, first watch Alien then watch Jason X. Both films have essentially the same plot and, despite having been made 23 years before the latter and for 3 million fewer dollars, Alien is a tense and atmospheric masterpiece while Jason X is indescribable garbage. Everything about the tenth Friday the 13th movie is bad (but the music, set design, and costume design are especially awful--oh, cinematography and editing, too ... Okay, just everything). There is no suspense here, no scares, and even the kills and gore are routine to the point of banality. It is boring. This is one of those movies that make you wonder where the money went. Avoid this thing. Seriously, avoid it. If you want horror in space, watch or rewatch Alien. For a more recent option, check out the underrated Pandorum.

I'd like to point out that I love horror movies and I love cheesey sequels... That being said...

Jason X stinks... I mean STINKS. None of the Friday movies are very good, but this one takes the cake for the ultimate crapfest...

It's NOT even good for a laugh, as I mistakenly thought it would be when I bought it.

I paid $5 for this movie... And honestly I wouldn't even take it off someone's hands for free!

Here's hoping I can sell it to some poor soul for a dollar or two.

Boasting seven kills (including famed horrormeister David Cronenberg in a cameo appearance) in the first two and a half minutes and twenty-eight overall, Jason X delivers the goods to those of us who love nothing more than a good slasher film. While other mad serial killers, almost all of whom I like, worry about finding more innovative ways of inducing horrible death to those around them, killing only when they have a good dumb cliche to accompany the coup de grace, Jason prefers the good, old-fashioned, traditional methods of murder. Sure, he has been known to use some innovative implements of horrible death, but only because they happen to be handy. Jason's hands, even after being cryogenically frozen for four and a half centuries, still quiver for the feel of his trusty machete. Jason doesn't waste any time, either; he just kills people. Yep, with a total body count now exceeding 250, Jason Voorhees is an unstoppable killing machine that refuses to let such silly things as countless bullets, drowning, body-ripping explosions, head-obliterating kill shots, or anything else man can think of stand in the way of doing his job. Somewhere, even in the future, there are young people having sex, acting silly, or delivering sometimes awful dialogue in bad acting performances; adults are planning to sell him to the highest bidder in hopes of studying him like some lab animal; or Terminator-aspiring androids are making fools of themselves and just begging to be taken to his school of hard knocks; and Jason is there. He can't be stopped; he can't be reasoned with; he can't be bribed; he can be sidetracked, but nor for long; he is here to kill, without remorse, without any sign of emotion, and that is why some many of us love him so much.

Let's forget the script for a moment and look at what is really important. Jason kills a lot of people in this movie, as only he can do it. After a Houdini-like escape and quite satisfying instant bloodbath, he finds himself cryogenically frozen; he breaches the hull of his little unit in an attempt to kill again, leading our intrepid group of future student researchers into believing he is far beyond the help of the nanotechnology that revives his last intended victim. Yet, after 455 years of inaction, he has no trouble whatsoever adapting to the futuristic technology of the spaceship he finds himself on, making one of his most satisfying kills immediately after arising from his metal slab. Soon afterward, the ship's grunts are after him, hauling around the type of goodies that as yet exist only in the world of Duke Nukem and Quake, but we laugh for Jason (since he can't laugh for himself) as he makes mincemeat out of the tough men and women. That leaves only a disgusting professor, his silly and horny students, an android, a few of the ship's essential nobodies, and his cryogenic travel buddy Rowan left alive. You never have to worry about waiting long for each death, as the filmmakers rightly decided not to let some of the awful plot elements get in the way of the carnage. Eventually, Jason is upgraded to uber-Jason, and that only adds to the fun.

The special effects are generally quite impressive here; some of them are a little silly plot-wise, but they look pretty darn good. The super android whose upgrade goes to her head is a pretty stupid character, yet she does bring some new toys to the party, forcing Jason to rise to the occasion of upstaging her. It was quite interesting to watch the DVD featurette on the making of Jason X. This movie is fully digitalized, and all of the cutting edge work that went into this film makes me think I should have been a little more impressed than I was, but everything definitely looks and sounds pretty darn good. The acting ranges from the good to the bad. Lexa Doig is great as Rowan, Kane Hodder is perfect as Jason, and Peter Mensah wins high praise from me for his portrayal of Sgt. Bronski; he is the only worthy foe Jason faces here, and the man knows how to make an exit. The professor and students are just plain silly characters one and all, but since all that really matters in this type of movie is that they all die as quickly as possible, I have decided not to let the cliched, silly dialogue of these folks detract from my five-star rating.

Not only is the featurette on the making of this film a great addition to the DVD, the half-hour documentary on The Many Lives of Jason Voorhees is wonderful. It does my heart good to see both knowledgeable folks from the actual movies and horror fans express the true joys of watching slasher films. Best of all, the documentaries introduce us to the man behind the mask, the only man to ever play Jason in more than one movie, Kane Hodder. A former stuntman reveling in the role of horror's most productive serial killer in the last four franchise movies, Hodder is a credit to the character he so enjoys playing, boasting a special tattoo on his inside lower lip to prove it. Jason X is not a good movie script-wise, but don't let that stop you from watching Jason Voorhees do what he does best in this final sparring practice before his long-delayed showdown with Freddy Krueger.

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5.0 out of 5 stars A really cool Jason movie
This movie is really really cool. It was a good twist to put Jason in space. I dont care if people say it is dumb after so many parts who ever didnt like it shouldn't have bother... Read more

Published on July 14 2004

4.0 out of 5 stars campy horror in space
this 1 surpriced me. when i first saw the trailer i was like
"jason in space? what the f**k r they thinking" but i saw it and now i own it. Read more

Published on July 8 2004 by ericswrongturn

1.0 out of 5 stars WORST MOVIE EVER
This is the worst friday 13th chapter of all time.Very bad movie I can say thats thrash

Published on Jun 29 2004 by Gggg

1.0 out of 5 stars No comment
I have found this movie Boring beyond belief and I love these sort of movies.
No imagination at all... Read more

Published on Jun 29 2004 by Kosovar

2.0 out of 5 stars I'm finally admitting it, this film isn't that good
I used to like this movie. I remember seeing Jason X in theaters 2 years ago and actually enjoying it (If you want, you can go check out a review I made 2 yrs ago for this movie... Read more

Published on Jun 27 2004 by bart

2.0 out of 5 stars I am finally admitting it, this movie is not that good.
I used to like this movie. I remember seeing Jason X in theaters 2 years ago and actually enjoying it (If you want, you can go check out a review I made 2 yrs ago for this movie... Read more

Published on Jun 26 2004 by bart

4.0 out of 5 stars How does he function with a brain that small?
By many standards, even for the slasher film, Jason X sounds questionable. A part ten, of any series. Set in space(!) A long break from the previous films. Read more

Published on Jun 23 2004 by N. P. Stathoulopoulos

2.0 out of 5 stars Jason X
There not much to say about Jason X, But I'll try to sum it up.It is the year 2455 and this crew brought Jason aboard with another passenger after being frozen for 4. Read more

Published on Jun 4 2004 by mac301

2.0 out of 5 stars What was that behind us?
This movie can easily compete for the cheesiest plot in movie history. It has a story of a low-budget Showtime softcore flick, combined with a spectacular quality of production... Read more

Published on Jun 3 2004 by sezna2000

1.0 out of 5 stars JASON X should have been titled JASON ZZZZZZZZZ
From time to time I leave the movie theater unimpressed or disappointed in a film for various reasons-- underdeveloped plot, underdeveloped characters, unnecessary gore,... Read more

Published on Jun 3 2004 by Rodney Bogardus

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