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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Film From My Home Town, July 20 2006

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G. Maron "Juice!" (Ottawa, Canada) - See all my reviews
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Ok, Honestly when i first heard about this movie I thought it would suck. I started watching it 3/4 way through because i missed the rest of it. Something else was on. Then one day I saw it in my Interactive TV guide and I was thinking...I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE. Then suddenly these little hints started coming out to me....OTTAWA SUN newspaper box and then suddenly what looked like OTTAWA CITIZEN but slightly altered. Then the walk through the War Memorial with the Art Centre in the background then seeing the quick glimpse of RIDEAU CENTRE. Something this small recorded here in Ottawa has actually made it on TV. Especially made by Carleton U students. Such an inspiration for me to try to do something similar. If IFC will play this, they'll play anything...AMAZING MOVIE.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Mary Magnum steals the show, Sep 12 2004

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Maria Moulton is the true star of this campy cult classic. Get this DVD, grab your friends, grab some beer and settle in for a good laugh. 15 stars! Go Mary Magnum!!!!!!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Harry Knuckles is Jesus the skateboarding buttkicker, Feb 17 2004

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Johny Bottom "Insane and lonely guitarist" (Jacksonville, NC) - See all my reviews

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I won't pull any punches here. This film is pure genious. I have never seen a movie with such power as this. I can only hope Mel Gibson's movie will have this big of an impact. The truth is though that these guys did it without a 25 million dollar budget.

What fool would ask Jesus if He had enough lemonade? I mean c'mon how could lemonade be harder than loaves and fishes. Well the doubter gets killed pretty early in the movie. It's too bad, I think they should have expanded on a priest with a mohawk. The custom helmet they had for him was supercool.

Mary Magna is bad to the bone folks. She gets sucked into a vampire's world, but the Lord not only gets her back, he gives her the main vampire after he cures her too. You see the whole point of this film is the church must protect lesbians from vampires. Yeah I know, I know. Hey this flick's from Canada.

The scene that left me screaming 'Amen' and 'Allelujia' was the fight scene with the athiests. I mean dude, Jesus beats up like 60 athiests without a break. They just keep coming out of this one car.

Jesus finally defeats the vampires when He himself is stabbed through the heart in the climatic junkyard battle. But with Him being punctured, Heaven's light shines through him and the vampires are vanquished. Outstanding special effects on this one. A flashlight and flash powder really did the trick.

Also look for the fine performance by Blind Leper. He's a blues man who gives it up for the Lord in the House of Blues.

I give this film 5 halos.

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