5.0 out of 5 stars
A+ for Just Desserts by Simon Haynes, Jan 13 2012
This review is from: Just Desserts (Hal Spacejock) (Paperback)
Disclaimer: Reviews will mainly concentrate on novels that I enjoyed, and in writing them I will attempt to be succinct and to avoid all manner of spoilery comments. A grading guide follows my reviews. Also, please note that while I have read widely in the genre, my tastes are quite distinct and thus readers should absorb my wisdom with, at the very least, a few pinches of salt. Cheers.
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Review of HS: Just Desserts by Simon Haynes
Characterization: 8/10
More of the same with regards to Hal and Clunk, and that's a great thing! They are as hilarious as ever. I'd love to post all manner of quotable lines from the book in here, but I won't. Be assured that you will enjoy more than a few hearty laughs while reading this book (assuming you have a sense of humour. His humour is along the same lines as Douglas Adams). Basically anytime you get two characters talking (and that happens a lot) you will be smiling. It doesn't seem like Hal and Clunk's relationship has evolved much over the first three novels, but I couldn't really care less (and it HAS evolved in some small ways). The back of the book has the most apt description of the duo: "Only interstellar ignoramus Hal Spacejock and the unflappable Clunk could turn a straightforward cargo delivery into a space opera with clowns."
Plotting and Pacing: 3/5 and 4/5
The plotting is well done until near the end where it starts to get a bit jumpy and weird for me, but it still works well. It's no Song of Ice and Fire, but it isn't meant to be. The plots are basically skeletons on which to hang hundreds of hilarious situations (take 1 Hal Spacejock, add 1 problem, 1 logical robot, and good reading ensues). The pacing is perfect. It is blisteringly fast and the pace keeps up until the end of the novel. No problems on this front whatsoever, which is not something I get to type very often.
Setting: 7/10
Is the setting a vibrant new setting that realistically hypothesizes what future society might be like? Not really. Is it supposed to be? I doubt it. Haynes uses the setting to make fun of every annoying thing that happens in daily life of 2012. Don't like banner ads popping up on your computer? Well imagine them popping up on your viewscreen as you're trying to pilot a ship through the atmosphere. That's the easiest example I can think of, but rest assured the fun doesn't end there.
Style and Themes: 4/5 and 3/5
Haynes writes in an easy-to-read style that balances pacing with action. There is very little introspection, but that works fine for this series. Characters mostly think out loud anyways, which often results in hilarity. Dialogue is quick and punchy and is broken up as little as is possible (except where a witty comment needs to be inserted). Themes? Who cares about themes! This is a humourous sf novel! The easiest way I can give him points on this score is by making fun of stupid things that people do and all the dumb things that happen in every day life that drive people crazy.
Total: 29/40
IF you're looking for a quick, fun-filled science-fiction romp, then look no further than Hal Spacejock (although I would recommend you starting at the beginning, as this is the third book in the series). It's a quick read that makes fun of nearly every conceivable make-fun-able aspects of modern society, and I am looking forward to reading the next book in the series when I can get my hands on it.
As a side note, if you're a serious writer you may want to check out his free writing program called yWriter5 which he uses to write these novels on (as he used to be a computer programmer).
Cheers!
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Grading: Note that '5' is an average grade for each category, unexciting but still decent. Therefore, any novel that scores above twenty is above average and thus better than most of the other stuff floating around in bookshelves (at least in my opinion).
Rating Scale
01-09: Nigh unreadable
10-19: Get it from the library
20-24: A modest endorsement
25-29: Well-rounded and enjoyable
30-34: Highly recommended
35-40: A must-read!
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