- Actors: Bob Cresse, Laine Carlin, John Nada, Leticia Cooper, Betty Peters
- Directors: Lee Frost, Peter Perry Jr., Wes Bishop
- Writers: Peter Perry Jr., Denver Scott
- Format: Color, DVD-Video, Full Screen, Special Edition, NTSC
- Language: English
- Region: (US and Canada This DVD will probably NOT be viewable in other countries. Read more about DVD formats.)
- Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
- Number of discs: 1
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- Studio: Paradox
- Release Date: Oct 1 2002
- Run Time: 175 minutes
- Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
- ASIN: B00005IAQF
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #42,201 in DVD (See Top 100 in DVD)
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Yes, it's Monsters a-Go-Go as your favorite ghouls go ga-ga over the nudist nudes in this nutty and naughty Nudie-Cutie-Horror-Comedy Double Feature. "Kiss Me Quick!" (1964, 69 min.) - Sterilox, a not-too-bright alien, visits the castle of mad Dr. Breedlove in search of the "perfect female specimen." Faster than you can say "Kiss Me Quick!," he's introduced to Breedlove's lingerie-clad creations that happily bump and grind in the dungeon. "House on Bare Mountain" (1962, 60 min.) - Granny Good and all the sexy girls in the House on Bare Mountain are throwing their annual Halloween ball and you're invited! But beware--Frankenstein, Dracula and Krakow, Granny's 7-foot-tall pet werewolf, are all looking for love. Monsters never had it this good!
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5.0 out of 5 stars
One GREAT really BAD movie. You've got to love it!,
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This review is from: Kiss Me Quick / House on Bare Mountain (DVD)
OK Kiss Me Quick is one quirky film with very little plot and enough bare chested women to go around for all. The make-up/FX are so lame you have to laugh and say THAT'S GREAT, the dialog is priceless. If they invested a $1000 (in todays money) to make this film I'd be shocked. The prop are comical the look is comical and the story ... what story? You have Sterilox the alien from the Buttless Galaxy on a mission to to find "the perfect female specimen" to take back home to be slave girls. And the strange Dr. Bleedlove with his lab full of scantly clad beauties with his tripped out Dracula voice is to to scream for. If you are looking for a good time with a cheap sleezy movie this is the one. I'm sure this was backroom stuff in 1964 that would cause young boys to go blind, but by todays standards it might get an soft "R" rating at best. There is nothing explict or vulgar, no dirty words that I recall hearing, pretty much a bunch of topless GO-GO dancer on film trying their hardest to look sexy to point it's funny with a semi-plot and 1 movie actors. I'd call this a great party film or even a date film with the wife. Watch it with the sound then watch it again and add your own just make sure you have some cheesy 60's go-go music to put on. Call it Movie-oke! Check out more of these from Something Weird Video and thank them for saving these classic-cheesy-campy-cutie-nudie films from the 50's and 60's. The House on Bare Mountian is just as campy. The extra are plenty and it is well worth adding to your collection if you are at all interested in the locker-room films of the 60's. It's not for the kids, but it's nowhere as bad as some of the films out today that they watch. 5 Stars just because it's so bad it's great.
3.0 out of 5 stars
No shock - All schlock!,
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This review is from: Kiss Me Quick / House on Bare Mountain (DVD)
Schlock lovers will undoubtedly enjoy this feast o'fun...I did! What plot? Half-bare semi-babes and moth-eaten monsters cavort in sexless activities with very bad puns...seemingly lifted out of the early issues of Famous Monsters Magazine. The girls do their best to be sexy, wetting their lips in close-up but they only induce laughter. "Kiss Me Quick" has a Stan Laurel-type character while "House On Bare Mountain" features a Jonathan Winters/Maude Frickert character. Does this help the plot? No, but it just makes it more enjoyable. If you're still in the dark about what these films are about, so am I...and I watched the darn things! It's very bad, but that makes it good. Add this to your monster film collection - but keep it out of range of the kiddies!
4.0 out of 5 stars
TWICE KISSED,
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This review is from: Kiss Me Quick / House on Bare Mountain (DVD)
WARNING - THIS PROGRAM CONTAINS NUDITY, and with that out of the way I can say that SOMETHING WERID VIDEO'S double feature MONSTER NUDIE collection of KISS ME QUICK! and HOUSE ON BARE MOUNTAIN is at once a blast from the past, a guilty pleasure and history lesson at the same time. As per normal, S.W.V. has outfitted their DVD with numerous special features that cover the gambit of the rare and hard to find erotic dance shorts, to the gem of the disc, audio commentary by Producer Harry Novak, who created, made and released KISS ME QUICK! If you've ever been curious about the people behind the scenes and how they got to be there, then this commentary will both enlighten and inform (even the cover folds out to reveal an excellent essay on the rise and fall of nudie cuties). For softcore nudie movies they have held up rather well, the trasnfer is top notch and the sound good. Menu's are creative and feature moving scenes and music from the films as you highlight and select. While not for everyone, this disc is a one of kind collectors item that will not diappoint.
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