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The title pretty much says it all. Jonathan Goldstein, broadcaster and author of the ReLit Award-winning Lenny Bruce Is Dead, has gone beyond all previous translations of the Bible by taking all of the Good Book’s memorable parts and comedically rejigging them in the modern idiom. But he’s done so without fidelity to the source material: much of Goldstein’s book is apocryphal. The premise of Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible! involves a series of Biblical tales told by a father to his son. The book’s aim, then, is to answer questions like: What was the personality of the serpent in the Garden of Eden? How did Noah treat his own family? What was the psychology of the populace during the construction of the Tower of Babel? The book’s breezy style is almost heretical compared to more formal Biblical cadence: “[Cain and Abel] treated making sacrifices the way one would take to being forced to talk to a crazy and infirm grandfather on his birthday.” This is often pretty funny, but it frequently also borders on the smart-assed, the overly clever and self-satisfied. Part of the book’s humour arises out of its irreverence, and there is a measure of shock that comes with lines like, “God would then kick [Abel] in the ass.” However, as a result of its own dumbing down of the Bible’s poetry, what tries to be a light brand of parody eventually becomes mere mockery. Moreover, Goldstein succumbs to clichéd language (“But the way God intended it did not pan out”), further weakening the parody through its own poor expression. And then there’s the utter inability of the author to make anything out of the Bible except silliness: all the moments of tragedy, of loss, are merely opportunities to make jokes. Small jokes.
"It's the Greatest Story Ever Told, only better. Who knew monotheism could be such fun?" — Sarah Vowell, New York Times bestselling author of The Wordy Shipmates
"Jonathan Goldstein is one of the funniest and most original writers I can think of. Anything by him is better than anything by just about anyone else." — David Sedaris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of When You Are Engulfed in Flames
“Jonathan Goldstein has one of the most unique and compelling comic voices around.” — Sheila Heti, author of How Should a Person Be?
“Jonathan Goldstein’s existential misery makes for good reading. As long as he keeps writing such funny and original pieces about it, I hope he continues to suffer.”
—Shalom Auslander, author of Foreskin’s Lament and Hope: A Tragedy
--This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.
I have two copies of this book now... I lost one lending it out and got a new one because i love it... and then the old one came back. get it... get two... Read morePublished 10 months ago by Jeff MacLary
This made for some nice, light summer reading. Great book for at the beach, or camping. There is very large print throughout, and it's easy to put down and pick up again. Read morePublished on Aug. 7 2011 by Ceilingmagic
The book is tasteless, shallow, and immature. A commercial rip-off.
For a really funny satire of the Bible, see Pierre Leon's THE FOOT OF GOD.