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Ladies Squat, And Other Things I Learned From My Mother
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Ladies Squat, And Other Things I Learned From My Mother [Kindle Edition]

Ducie Miller

Kindle Price: CDN$ 3.99 includes free international wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet

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Product Description

Told through a collection of laugh-out-loud and often disturbingly silly stories, Ladies Squat: And Other Things I Learned from My Mother is a quirky, unconventional celebration of the special bond between a mother and daughter. Tales like “The Rooster Box Incident”, “Spotted Cows”, and “Pink Diarrhea” offer a fly-on-the-wall glimpse into one daughter’s relationship with her mother to share the invaluable life lessons learned through one mom’s refusal to wear underwear, episodes of unintentional nudity, and a superhuman case of irritable bowel syndrome.

“It’s not often that a book makes me laugh twice in an hour, and Ladies Squat managed to provoke two laughs in the space of a minute. Bravo!”

“I LOVE [the] life lessons in every chapter. They are a good reminder of things we were all taught as a child, and things that maybe we weren’t taught as children but are darn good hindsight pointers for us as adults!”

Product Details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 143 KB
  • Print Length: 74 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007TBWT5M
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Wanted More May 20 2012
By LH422 - Published on
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I really wanted to like this book better than I did. I enjoy autobiographies, and I've enjoyed quite a bit of fiction about sassy, brassy southern women. And that's what Miller's mother, who goes by the nickname 'Turtle' is. Certainly it did sound like a crazy experience growing up in Miller's house, but I was never really moved to laughter. My response was more along the lines of "yep, that's kind of crazy, let's move on."

As a reader I felt like I never really connected with this narrative.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!! Jan. 23 2013
By P. Schroeder - Published on
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The tounge in cheek nature of this book is great. It is a very fast light read with a really good message that no matter how old you get you will always cherish the memories you make with your mother and never forget the things she taught you, even if they are useless and/or unconventional.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Aug. 27 2012
By psmith78332 - Published on
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I thought this is one of the best, funniest books I have ever read. Eccentric though I am male I recognized my family in this book.
5.0 out of 5 stars READ THIS BOOK! Dec 13 2012
By Kenzington - Published on
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This book was absolutely hysterical! I never put it down, and laughed out loud at every page. It was grotesquely, disgustingly, hilariously AWESOME! I swear this was my life to a T. I am going to have to get this book for my mother, seriously.

To the author: I swear on my entire life that I have experienced the "pink situation" with my mother almost exactly as you had. I am so sorry that you have been scarred for life (I know I was)! HAHA! Loved every second of it! Great job.
1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars good good good May 15 2012
By Debbie - Published on
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Best ebook I've read, period. Very entertaining. Get the book! You WILL enjoy it.

Don't feel bad about the lizards mamma Turtle, I have actually done the same thing myself ( different quantity tho)

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