Short attention span summary:
1. Why, Harvey Keitel, WHY???
Intended for immature audiences only, this movie tells the tale of Younggu, the illegitimate son of a mafia boss and his Korean lover, raised by nuns and eventually brought to the US to become his father's successor.
Slapstick of the worst kind ensues, leading to premature theatre departure.
The trailer gives a hint of what can be expected, but the movie is far, far, far worse than you can imagine. Instead of watching this, send a cheque to Harvey Keitel so he never has to make a movie like this, EVER again.
Amanda Richards, August 1, 2011