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  • Format: Widescreen, NTSC
  • Region: Region A/1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Studio: Alliance Films
  • Release Date: May 11 2010
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B003CPPY92
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #28,853 in DVD (See Top 100 in DVD)

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By Simon Bergeron TOP 1000 REVIEWER on Feb. 2 2013
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If you're thinking of young ladies taking their clothes off, then you're for a rude awakening because these ladies are baring fangs, sure, but they do it for the comedy... and not so much nudity is to be found in this case.

But that shouldn't stop you from giving this movie a chance, because it acts pretty much like the Simon Pegg/Nick Frost duo of Shaun of the Dead, following two guys who decide to go hiking in the more lost parts of their country. There, they learn of an ancient curse that turns women who reach 18 into lesbian vampires... and guess what? Some of them happen to be around :)

As far as movies go, this one is pretty decent: it doesn't take itself seriously, it has a nice sense of visual, the ladies are... well... they are awesomely pretty, and once they turn into vampires, they act quite sexy (think Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters, showing a bit more skin) and get chopped a few minutes later... the actors do get the job done of making us laugh and give believable performances to their two-dimensional characters (although they do it with style).

Special features are not that long, but since you can't find them on many pages, here's a complete list:
Audio commentary from the director, the Fletch Meister, Crying Blood music video, Making of, webisodes and theatrical trailers. In total, without the commentary, you're off for 45 minutes of features, which is a nice thought to actually have included some.

If you're in a specially kinky mood, or if you're around Halloween, this title should get you plenty of laughs and skin, without showing too much.
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By yan on Oct. 23 2014
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
By THE MOVIE GUY - Published on Amazon.com
I love British humor. This movie is more comedy than horror. Jimmy's girlfriend has broken up with him seven times in order to see other guys. Jimmy always takes her back.Fletch has recently lost his job as a clown for punching a seven year old. Together they go on an adventure.

They encounter a group of women who look like porn stars (with their own slow motion swagger music) along the way. Eventually they become lesbian vampire killers. The movie also has a vicar who drops the f-bomb. Condoms are loaded up with holy water to make water bombs against lesbian vampires. The only way to kill the vampire queen is for Jimmy to use a special sword with a handle in the shape of the male organ.

I loved the humor. When a man's wife catches him cheating, he says to her, "In my defense, I wasn't going to tell you."

Fletch complains about the lesbian vampires, "Even dead, women would rather have each other than me." Jimmy and Fletch are a modern day Frodo and Samwise going against the forces of evil. The movie contains bad language, but not overly vulgar. There is some brief nudity early in the film (topless women from the 18th century with implants). The vampire blood was white goo. The sexual situations of girl on girl is more simulation and fake than erotic.

I am ready for the sequel. Now if they can only get Angelina to play the queen. 4 1/2 stars
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Showed this to my 4th Grade Social Studies Class and they Loved It! Dec 3 2013
By Florian Schmid - Published on Amazon.com
As a 4th grade Social Studies teacher I'm constantly on the lookout for movies to show my class while I'm busy playing candy crush or farmville on the computer. One of my students recommended this movie after saying he saw it on PBS Masterpiece Theater and since he's one of the nerdier kids I went along with it-- kids loved it.
Awesome British Comedy ! Aug. 8 2013
By Danny Troxell - Published on Amazon.com
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Elvira meets Van Helsing meets Underworld .. all wrapped up in a drama comedy .... if u dont like crude and rude language this is not for u .. however .. u like to laugh at the world when 2 crazy guys go on an adventure in an English forest full of LESBIAN VAMIRES this is the movie that will jiggle your funny bone and keep it serious all at same time ... loads of cute sexy vampire ladies with tons of giggles and laughs to go along with the serious .. u dont know know when to be serious or to laugh ... two thumbs up and 5 stars on my end ! .. a must see ... takes u away from the norm of common vampire movies and throws u in a world of serious laughter with a touch of serious drama ... go for it ... u will like the way the British changes thingys to make an awesome flick of beauty and mayhem all at the same time laughing and giggling making u wonder whats next ... oh .. dont drink anythingy when u watch this it mite come out your nose as u will sure to laugh unexpectingly .. awesome sexy lady lesbian vampires all over the place ... YES !
so, so bad, yet completely entertaining April 7 2012
By Storms EniGma - Published on Amazon.com
To enjoy this movie you musn't take it to seriously but it's title should make that obvious.
very B-grade, over the top and sometimes woody acting and very cheesy story lines.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has everything that makes a movie bad, but somehow is a very entertaining romp that undoubtably has a cult of guilty pleasure followers.
Alot of people will love this film, just as many will find it utter rubbish, if you enjoy corny B-grade horror comedy the L.V.K may just hit the spot
Very,very funny March 4 2014
By Ramon Pacheco - Published on Amazon.com
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Yes it was very funny and it was something that I expected so yes I enjoyed this movie, and I will recommend it for some medicine to vampire movies and comedy

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