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A Review from the Other Side of the Coin, Jun 15 2004
This review is from: Master of Ecstasy (Mass Market Paperback)
I've been a fan of vampire and paranormal romances for a long time. I remember when everyone though the genre was dying out. I found some real gems among little know authors whose books went out of print or were published by obscure indie presses. In the last year or two, paranormals and vampire romances have undergone a revolution and revival. While we're getting an infusion of much appreciated new talent, there is also an increase of lazy authors who just want to crank out a hot, gimmicky new book. Perhaps the worst of these offenders are the poineers of the 'vampire comedy' which believe that the darkness and savagery should be dropped for sex and silly antics. Bangs has scacrificed plot and characters for humor, but if unless your taste in comedy leans towards 'stupid, frigid woman has sex' good luck enjoying this one. You might say this is a light, fluffy read but its just dumb. The characters are all one dimensional caricatures with the vampire hero, Darach, being the worst. He's the kind of character that is defined by his genitals rather than his personality. A lusty fellow, he's all about SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX! He's got some sob story about his wife, but other than that he's to busy trying to be every romance hero cliche in the book. He's a vampire, a Scotts laird, and A VIKING! I half expected him to light up cheroot and talk about being a cowboy in the American West. Blythe is some time traveling person whose job is to make people happy. She herself is frigid and unhappy and something of a doormat. Love and sex has done her wrong so she will never love and copulate again, no matter what! Seeing as the crux of the book is all about Darach and other stupid people getting Blythe to have sex, it's one of those books that all talk, little action. It's a bit like seducing Ceasar, the muscular love god, only to find out that Ceasar is impotent from steriod abuse. Pile on the dumb little antics (Darach's bed falls through the ceiling so Darach must sleep naked in Blythe's room! Har Har!) and you've got one painfully braindead comedy.
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Master of the delightfully amusing unexpected, Feb 1 2004
This review is from: Master of Ecstasy (Mass Market Paperback)
Ganymede provides vacation services that are a bit unique as one would expect when he runs a firm. He escorts customers on tours of the past. Currently, Ganymede and his feline pal Sparkle take a twenty-fourth century based tour group back to 1785 MacKenzie Castle in Scotland. Vampire Darach MacKenzie is not a happy bloodsucker when the futurists arrive at his clan's castle. He realizes that the two guides are a bit more powerful than humans, but he plans to rid his family estate of them and their minions. Everything changes when he sees Ecstasy, Inc. employee Blythe amidst the "guests" because somehow she makes his blood boil. Believing he has found his soul mate, Darach wants to snack on her neck, but she has to prove to her employers that she can do more than just turn on every man's lust even if his fangs look so temptingly alluring. Is there any author who does humor, horror and romance in one blending better than Nina Bangs does it? The key to Ms. Bangs' clever facetious novels is the cast never does what the reader expects; even a simple vampiric neck snack becomes a hilarious exchange between two attracted individuals separated by species and several centuries. MASTER OF ECSTASY combines vampires, time travel and that nutty Ganymede accompanied by as daffy Sparkle into an amusing romance that will lead the audience to read in one enchanting bite. Harriet Klausner
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Nina score another Bang!, Jan 26 2004
This review is from: Master of Ecstasy (Mass Market Paperback)
Nina Bangs has been coming on strong with her books and this is another in the long line of "marvelous reads". It's another time travel; it's a vampire book like none other. Very refreshing tale in her Ganymede series. Bythe was born in the year 2310, where nearly everything - including life - is indestructible. The people live on and on and on, so they grow bored and bored lead to extreme depression - except in Casper, Wyoming where Blythe was been "exiled" to do her job. A job that included reading her client's feelings and doing what she needs to make him happy - just sex it outside the limits. She crossed that limit in her previous assignment - hence the banishing to Casper. In order to prove she is worthy to get out of Happyville, USA, she has taken on a new assignment - A working vacation (immediately superior tagging along to report on her). She and her boss book a vacation back in history - 1785 Scotland to be precise to Castle MacKenzie (HUM - Miss Bangs please note ;-) that is SMALL k not large K!! when the person is a Scot ) through Ganymede tours. We learn Ganymede and his companion - an oversexed spirit Sparkle Stardust there to make trouble. He commands to Sparkle appear in cat form to help with his plans. Ganymede has booked the tour into the castle thinking it's empty. Everyone soon learns there is one Darach MacKenzie, owner - for several centuries - of the castle. He wants the tour gone, so Ganymede plans to kill the vampire for control of the Castle. Bythe is attracted to Darach, though she is not sure about liking a vampire. To make her confusion worse, her boss has assigned her - challenged - her to make Darach happy or else get fired - and no sex! How do you make a 700-year-old vampire happy??? Toss in a deranged Buffy the Vampire fan from the present century who sees herself as Bully Jr. and who agrees with Ganymede the Vamp has to go, you have is one witty tale that will keep the readers guessing from page to page. Sure to please vampire fans and time travel fans looking for something a little different, and guaranteed to satisfy Nina Bang Fans!
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