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Merry Christmas, Even If You Don't Buy This Book (someecards): 45 Cards for Expressing All Your Christmas Wishes If You Have Any [Paperback]

Brook Lundy , Duncan Mitchell
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Oct. 6 2009

Now, here’s a holiday postcard collection with personality, wit, and style! Unlike the endless droves of generic Christmas greetings with clichéd sayings, sugary sentiments, and sparkly angels, these cards stand apart from the rest by expressing what people really feel when Noel rolls around—and it’s usually not merry and bright! There’s something for everyone on your list…especially every bad boy and girl.


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About the Author

Brook Lundy is President, Head Writer and Unpaid Intern of someecards.com. He spent several years writing humour essays for publications such as The New York Times, as well as writing and performing in a sketch comedy troupe. Duncan Mitchell has been a package designer for The Clorox Company and an award-winning creative director in online advertising. Currently he is CEO, Assistant to the CEO, Art Director and Junior Writer for someecards.com.

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Someecards make the best cards for all occasions, and this collection of christmas cards does not disappoint. All my friends practically fall on the floor laughing at the cards. Take for example: A 1960's stylized picture of a man lifting weights, with the caption "My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs". The writers put on these cards everything you've thought, but are too polite to say; the truths in the statements in this card collection will hit straight to the heart. If you know someone with a sense of humor, and not super uptight or boring, then they will love you for giving them one of these cards. Guaranteed.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Great Holiday Cheer Dec 26 2010
A great icebreaker for those relatives you don't like seeing all year, but have to see numerous times at Christmas. Little middle of the road on some of the cards, I have laughed harder at different books.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great alternative to Christmas cards Dec 13 2009
By SF - Published on Amazon.com
This is for people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Some great, crass Christmas postcards to send as an alternative to the mushy Christmas cards you will find in stores.

With says and images such as:

"Thanks for getting me a gift I dont actually have to return"

"I hope your Christmas display doesn't incinerate your home and loved ones"

"I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated."

"I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve."

"There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder."

"Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours."

And so many more!
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3.0 out of 5 stars About 80% funny/useful Nov. 24 2012
By C. Blouke - Published on Amazon.com
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The cards are a nice, heavy paper - decidedly sturdy enough to make it through the rigors of the postal service during the holidays. There are about seven cards that aren't terribly funny/applicable/things I would want or be able to send. There are five or six new year's themed cards, and several that deal with post-gift giving (as in "I'm indebted to you and several credit card companies"), so the advertising is a bit off in terms of these being exclusively Christmas-related. I do appreciate the three or four non-Christian holiday greetings such as "Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours." So there are about 20 that could sub in as Christmas cards and another few you could space out the sending over the holiday season.
5.0 out of 5 stars Love them! July 31 2013
By Dee - Published on Amazon.com
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There is nothing better than getting mail- unless it's getting a someecard postcard! Funny, mildly inappropriate & just enough to make mail carriers everywhere giggle.
5.0 out of 5 stars Sarcasm, Anyone? Jan. 25 2013
By Ms. Ferrari - Published on Amazon.com
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This is definitely for those who truly understand sarcasm and don't mind being a little (or a lot) inappropriate. I think it takes the "edge" off of the contrived cheesiness of the holiday season. It's actually my favorite thing about the holidays now!
4.0 out of 5 stars Very funny Aug. 25 2012
By AJ - Published on Amazon.com
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I really think these are hilarious. Only problem is I didn't realise they were postcards, I thought they were cards with envelopes. Anyway they don't say 'Some E Cards' on the front which I was afraid of. I will probably still send them at Christmas, they are non-traditional enough so that I don't think it will matter that they are postcards as opposed to actual cards.
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