Microwave Massacre [Import]: Amazon.ca: John Harmon, Loren Schein, Al Troupe, Jackie Vernon, Anna Marlowe, Claire Ginsberg, Lou Ann Webber, Norman Friedman, Ed Thomas, Sarah Alt, Karen Marshall, Marla Simon, Wayne Berwick: DVD

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Actors: John Harmon, Loren Schein, Al Troupe, Jackie Vernon, Anna Marlowe
Directors: Wayne Berwick
Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC, Import
Language: English
Region: All RegionsAll Regions
Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Number of discs: 1
MPAA Rating:
Studio: Anthem Pictures
Release Date: Mar 14 2006
Run Time: 76 minutes

Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

ASIN: B000EBGFP4

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4.0 out of 5 stars Greatest Microwave Movie Ever April 7 2004

By TReed

Format:VHS Tape

There are plenty of laughs in this movie, but there is plenty of bad acting to stomach along with it. Our cannibalistic hero fights with his wife like cats and dogs throughout the movie. However, he soon learns that the taste of human flesh can take his mind off just about anything. Politically incorrect and tongue-in-cheek jokes make this worth your time: the killer murders and eats an African-American, then comments how he likes the taste of dark meat.

It's been over ten years since I've seen this movie, but I will never forget the scene involving the drive-thru line at a fast-food restaurant. The killer places his order by telling the employee to stick out her tongue, hike up her skirt, unbutton her blouse, and a Coke. When he drives around to the window, she has actually done all of these things! This obviously is best appreciated under the unfluence of a beer or twelve. Recommended for B-horror junkies.

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1.0 out of 5 stars Hysterical, but I must rate as a horror film. Jun 19 2003

By Tom Servo

Format:VHS Tape

You see the title and you immediately think "CHEEZE!" That's just what it is. Pure cheese. It's so bad it good. It's a total comedy from beggining to end. I garantee this will be one of the funniest movies you'll ever see. See it now.

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Amazon.com: 4.3 out of 5 stars 27 reviews

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5.0 out of 5 stars It was the best of movies, it was the worst of movies! Jun 10 2000

By Andrew Martello - Published on Amazon.com

Format:VHS Tape

Let me just start out by saying that this is quite possibly the WORST movie ever made! Horrible acting, awful story, lousy music, atrocious editing, and completely unfunny humor are all of it's endearing qualities! This is just a stupid little movie with very few redeeming traits...which is why I love it! You can almost ALWAYS win those "worst movies ever" contests with your friends with this one. I can't even begin to describe how many times this movie failed in every attempt it made to be good. It's goodness lies purely within it's poorness! Here's an example...the BEST line in the movie is, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whore!" You be the judge from this point on. All I can say is that it's my all-time favorite bad movie and I'm proud to own it! I wish it were on DVD! You should just break down and buy the damn thing because renting it is most assuredly an impossibility these days! Long live Jackie Vernon's powerful body of work...Frosty the Snowman, Microwave Massacre, & Amazon Women on the Moon! 'Nuff said!

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars I'm so hungry I can eat a whore! Mar 6 2006

By David Baltazar - Published on Amazon.com

Format:DVD

This review is from: Microwave Massacre

This movie so funny despite it being so bad! Jackie Vernon who was also the voice actor for "Frostie the Snowman" is very memorable in this classic B-rated horror flick. Glad to hear it's coming out on DVD because I lost my VHS copy of it. In a nutshell the movie is about a hard luck, construction worker with a very displeasing wife who finally pushes him over the edge to murder and the discovery of canabilism. He brings his wife's dead meat to his construction worker pals for lunch & they like it with mixed results. Later he continues to murder more victims for their flesh (mostly very attractive females) and he continues to get more praise from his construction pals for the great tasting meat that continues to get tastier. I'ts humorous to see him re-arrange his overcrowded frige of dead meat with his wife's head that he keeps for sentimental reasons. The canabilism novelty in this movie is a little sick but overall the movie is pretty funny. Very sexy women with some gratuditious nudity to keep the guys amused. Might be more difficult for women to enjoy this movie. A 1 star movie, but I always have a 4 star time watching it. Recommended for comedy, cult horror fans!

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars A keeper for cult classic fans! July 25 1999

By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com

Format:VHS Tape

I was shocked to see amazon have this in stock. Jackie Vernon the voice of FROSTY the snowman is great in this movie!

Laugh your butts off!

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