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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 starsIT'S A GIRL!May 7 2013
By Michael - Published on Amazon.com
The Crawford family live isolated and have some inbreeding issues. They are in need of new blood. Enter the Haskin family. This is the plot of a number of "B" slasher films, some far better than others. This one adds the subplot of a Millennium monster, one that appears every 1,000 years. It just so happens his 1,000 year period corresponds to our calendar. It is a rather huge creature with big teeth and killer tentacles.
There is nothing like combining two bad films into one. This one appeared to be designed to be campy, which it achieves in spurts but mostly sputters with stupidity. The researcher wore a "Crocodile Hunter" hat and mimicked him far too slightly to be effectively funny and campy. The dialouge during the early character build up phase of the Haskin family was boring. It was simply poorly scripted.
A borderline rental.
Parental Guide: F-bomb, near sex. Groped woman. Brief nudity that was rather ugly. Christine Haeberman tied up in bra/panties.
4 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsAMAZING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!April 1 2013
By Andrew Harner - Published on Amazon.com
Everything about this is amazing, the effects, the lack of cgi, the MONSTER SUIT! The movie, even without the monster is really entertaining, the rednecks, although repulsive, are very entertaining and they did a great job of getting me to root for the family, once the monster shows up though, it just turns incredible! Lets hope for some sequels, or at least more movies like this.
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 starsHORRID MONSTERS FROM THE Y2K.April 9 2013
By M. cox - Published on Amazon.com
this movie is horrible. some of these people like it for some odd reason which is surprising. but its their opinion none the less.