"Once upon a time...in a magical forest...there was a peculiar individual..."
Enter MINTY the Assassin
She's what every single FanBoy wants, and it's not her autograph.
So says the stories villain, Dr. Mind Bender.
Besides arousing her to ten times the level of the average female,
chocolate also makes her ten times stronger than the average person.
Lesbian vampires, zombies, and characters who have comic books written after them who have so much character
it will make anyone watching do the only thing that separates us from the animals...blush.
Dr. Mind Bender is playing a dangerous, mind bending game, and MINTY is trying to find out
what the hell is going on as she fights to save her friend and teacher, Big Boss from the Clock Tower.
If none of this makes any sense, watch MINTY...all will be revealed.