3.0 out of 5 stars
MORTAL KOMBAT!, Aug 25 2011
This review is from: Mortal Kombat (DVD)
You know those movies that you know you should theoretically hate -- they're cheesy, they're weird, and they're predictable.
But somehow... you just can't do it. "Mortal Kombat" is a cheesy, weird, predictable movie that is basically all about an Evil-For-The-Sake-Of-Being-Evil Villain, some wooden characters, and and an expanse of over-the-top action sequences. But somehow it's so unpretentiously video-gamish (well, DUH) that it's impossible to hate.
Brief backstory: Mortal Kombat (with a K!) is a once-a-generation tournament in which fighters battle for the sake of their respective worlds. If the evil sorcerer Shang Tsung (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) and his evil minions win this one, he gets the Earth.
And he's successfully manipulated three humans into going: Liu Kang (Robin Shou) who wants to avenge his brother, actor Johnny Cage (Linden Ashby) who wants to revive his career, and agent Sonya Blade (Bridgette Wilson) who wants to avenge her dead partner. They're guided by the mysterious thunder god Raiden (Christopher Lambert), who... doesn't fight. He's just kind of a Yoda.
But even before the three fighters arrive at the island where the tournament will take place, they're confronted by danger -- Shang Tsung has brought his deadliest three fighters to destroy all three of them, and they don't care much about rules. Can the gang overcome their personal issues and win Mortal Kombat? Can you guess? Do I even need to ask?
I openly admit it: I have never played "Mortal Kombat" video games, so I had no preconceptions about what this movie would be like.
As for what it actually is like: a lot like watching an action anime when they get to the inevitable tournament -- lots of creative action scenes involving flames, ice-balls, a guy with four arms, and people wandering through a shadowy, cobwebbed palace. It's mindless, overserious, cheesy fun and... somehow it doesn't bother me.
And I won't sugarcoat it: this is a plotless, bubblegum movie with all the important twists phoned in about ten minutes before they happened. I mean, did anyone NOT think Shang Tsung would shapeshift into Liu Kang's brother at some point to mess with his head? OF COURSE HE WOULD. AND DID. But somehow I can't hate it. It's just... kinda fun.
The actors are mostly of the they're-okay-but-not-great -- Shou is pretty likeable as Liu Kang despite the random tantrums he has, Wilson is mildly annoying, Ashby's one-liners are so annoying that you'll want to drop an anvil on him ("I pay money, you carry the bags"), and Lambert is hugely underused. But Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is weirdly fun as Shang Tsung -- he always seems to be sitting halfway between "affably evil" and just EVIL.
"Mortal Kombat" is cheesy, cliched but still somehow entertaining -- perhaps it's all the more entertaining because you know you're only in it for the buttkicking.
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4.0 out of 5 stars
a fun martial arts action flick 3.5/5, Nov 1 2007
This review is from: Mortal Kombat (DVD)
Mortal Kombat is a fun movie,although dated.there is plenty of
action,good fight choreography and the story is unique for its time.the
characters are all interesting and the good guys are likable.the one
complaint i have about this movie is that i thought its makeup effects
were poorly done,mainly in regards to one of the main baddies.i won't
say which ione..however,surprisingly,this does not take away from the
rest of the film.it is a fun diversion for around 90 minutes,and it
moves at a good clip.i also like the fact that there is some character
development,showing the motivation of the characters.to me,this is an
enjoyable film,despite its flaws. 3.5/5
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