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de Chelsea Handler (Author)
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Opening with a cute story from when she was seven and photographed her parents having sex, stand-up comedian Handler goes on to discuss the virtues of the one-night stand, which amount to having sex early enough so you're not months into a relationship before you discover he's into "anal beads and duct tape." She discusses her quest for sex with a "black man," which doesn't work out because the date she finds on ChocolateSingles.com has a penis so large, she "would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate that thing." After him, there's a "little midget," but she sobers up before sleeping with him. Next come a number of would-be partners with penises too small to consider. Finally, there's a guy Handler does sleep with, only an embarrassing incident involving a "giant skid mark" prevents her from seeing him again. By the end, Handler considers settling down with one man, which might actually net her more sex than these mostly unconsummated one-night stands. Anyone who laughs at the mere mention of vaginas and penises may find Handler's book almost as much fun as getting drunk and waking up in some stranger's bed.
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"Offbeat and laugh-out-loud-funny essays... smart, funny, and quick read." (Library Journal Review )

"Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is.she is too clever for words." (Liz Smith New York Post )

In a word: hilarious. In two: absolutely hilarious. These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they''re also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt." (Laura Zigman, author of Animal Husbandry, Dating Big Bird, and Her )

"Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer." (Jay Leno )

"This book is no-holds-barred hilarious." (Jennifer Weiner, author of In Her Shoes and Little Earthquakes )

"[Chelsea] just might be funnier than David Sedaris." (Dallas Observer )

"Prime reading material for anyone looking to laugh their hiney off." (About.com )
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5.0étoiles sur 5 A One-Sitting Read, Mai 7 2009
Par K. McManus "Page Flipper" (Vancouver, BC) - Voir tous mes commentaires
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If you're into one-liners, unforgettable stories, and laughing out loud while you read... this is definitley the book for you! I couldn't put this book down. This book reminds me of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" but the female verison. She pulls it off so well. Super fun, super cute, and totally rude at times! A great read if you're feelin' stressed and need to take your mind away for awhile. Enjoy!!!
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5.0étoiles sur 5 Hilarious, Fév 17 2008
This is one of the funniest books I've ever read. I couldn't put it down. I too laughed out loud many times while reading, unable to tell others why I was laughing without sounding crazy. We've passed this book from friend to friend to share the laughs. Worth every penny. I'm just waiting for Chelsea's 2nd book to come out in paperback to buy it too!
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3.0étoiles sur 5 Chelsea's Drunken One Night Stands, Jui 30 2009
Par J Bug "SUNNIE Day reader" (British Columbia, Canada) - Voir tous mes commentaires
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Chelsea isn't shy and she loves men, lots of men. Oh, and top shelf vodka too (I'm not sure in which order) In MY HORIZONTAL LIFE Chelsea chronicles her escapades with a Vegas stripper, a well endowed little person, a cruise ship performer, her landlord, her gynaecologist, a Washington politician with a coke habit, black men, Latino men, small penised men...you get the idea. She also tries to get `Dumb-Dumb' her virgin roommate some action and all hell breaks loose when she attends her sisters wedding with her gay friend Nathan.

I guess I expected this book to be clever and witty like the humour I've seen on Chelsea Lately or in her stand up comedy. Unfortunately its not. This book is just a mildly entertaining collection of immature stories wherein Chelsea proceeds to get as intoxicated as she can, insults everyone around her and then tries (sometimes unsuccessfully) to find a man who will have sex with her. If you leave your politically correctness at the door and enjoy stories about drunken one night stands then you might like this book. However this is not really a memoir and her lack of compassion is at times insulting. Sure, there are a couple of amusing quips within her tales but nothing that I would really call funny.

Sleazy, aimless and disappointing I kept waiting for this book to get better or for Chelsea to be in some way redeemed by the end and find a steady man. Needless to say I won't be reading her follow-up book anytime soon.
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1.0étoiles sur 5 Disappointing
I usually love Chelsea Handler's comedy, but this book is just tasteless and trashy. She depicts herself as a very sleazy, promiscuous character, who will sleep with anyone and... Read more
Publié il y a 6 mois par Backstreets

2.0étoiles sur 5 Wahh WAHHHHHHH
My Horizontal Life

I read the existing reviews for this book before I purchased it, and from what I read, I was expecting a hilarious, laugh-out-loud read... Read more
Publié il y a 6 mois par K. Cullen

1.0étoiles sur 5 Like hearing an annoying cellphone conversation on the bus
If you love cliches, if you want to read "he was so hot" and "needless to say, I slept with him." 1500 times with little else indicating motive or to add interest, then read this... Read more
Publié il y a 6 mois par Tip

5.0étoiles sur 5 SIMPLY FABULOUS!
Everyone should buy a copy of this hilarious memoir. Whether it be for yourself or a stocking stuffer, there's bound to be a few people in the family who will enjoy this book... Read more
Publié le Oct. 16 2005 par silverbuggy27

5.0étoiles sur 5 Wonderfully Funny
"My Horizontal Life" is a gut buster of a funny book about the one night stands and failed attempts to find appropriate one night stands by comedian Chelsea Handler. Read more
Publié le Juil 27 2005 par dale@dale.com

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