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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars
"DEEP HURTING!", Jun 5 2005
This review is from: The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 7 (DVD)
It's nice to see Rhino still releasing episodes of MST3K, even if they're not exactly the funniest episodes of the show's run. Many of the funniest episodes ("Manos," "Mitchell," "Space Mutiny," etc.) have already been put on DVD. Also, Rhino is currently releasing only episodes that preyed on public domain movies (thus, Rhino no longer has to pay a sum for the movie rights). Though these four episodes aren't "Manos" calibre, they're all quite funny and should please MST3K fans. Two Italian Hercules movies are on the set. The ridiculous "Hercules Against the Moon Men" (starring 'Alan Steele') is the funniest of the pair. The silhouette peanut-gallery launches a lot of very funny riffs, particularly on the notorious sandstorm scene near the end (a section that on its own ranks among MST3K's all-time funniest). Though the Steve Reeves classic "Hercules Unchained" isn't quite as good, it still has plenty of funny moments. "Prince of Space," a Japanese movie from the show's Sci-Fi era, is also very funny. The weakest of the lot is "The Killer Shrews." This static horror film doesn't give Joel and the robots enough ammunition, and the movie is actually more enjoyable when viewed on its own. Still, there are some good riffs, particularly about the characters' constant drinking. It also has a good host segment about a "Killer Shrews" board game. The host segments all look very good on DVD - sharp and bright. The movies don't look so hot, but really, who cares? As an extra, there are several bonus shorts, the best of which is "A Case of Spring Fever." One of the shorts is "Assignment: Venezuela," which was originally meant for an aborted MST3K computer game. The big flaw with the set, however, is that about one minute has been cut from the "Killer Shrews" episode (though to give Rhino credit, they are, as of this writing, offering replacement discs for free on their website).
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Deeeeeeeeeep huuuurting!, May 1 2011
This review is from: The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 7 (DVD)
A good half of "The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 7" is devoted to really bad old Hercules movies, in which a muscled greased-up man runs around desert areas. In addition to that, we've got spirited mockery of two other gloriously horrible movies -- and as usual, the bots, Joel and Mike were utterly hilarious. First, Joel gives the bots presents... and, well, he wins two out of three. And after dissuading Dr. Forrester from destroying the Earth and having the invention exchange, Joel and the bots are treated to "The Killer Shrews" -- a bunch of people arrive on a near-deserted island, only to discover it's filled with giant man-eating shrews. Or... uh, dogs dressed as shrews. Then after Crow and Tom briefly relocate to the other side of the Satellite of Love, Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank introduce... "saaaaandstooorm" and "DEEP HURTING." The movie of the day: "Hercules Vs. The Moon Men," an incoherent and illogical movie in which an evil queen and a gold-headed alien are trying to conquer the world or something by reviving an ancient alien queen. And of course, only Hercules can save the planet. Then after bathing the bots and the invention exchange (decorator roaches?), it's time for ANOTHER Herc movie. The movie: "Hercules Unchained," in which Hercules and his teenage sidekick Ulysses are trying to mediate a feud between two princes, only to lose his memory and end up the new boytoy of the creepy-faced Queen of Lydia. And his wife gets in trouble too. Finally, we jolt forward into the era of Mike. While Pearl and the Mads drag the Satellite of Love through a wormhole, she also tortures Mike and the bots with a truly awful, poorly-dubbed Japanese movie called "Prince of Space." Basically a bunch of antenna-headed chicken-man aliens come to earth, and are thwarted by a mysterious "Prince of Space"... who is also obviously the humble shoeshiner we see earlier. The worse the original movies were, the better the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" episodes are -- and there are some real stinkers in this particular collection. "Prince of Space" is hilariously cheap and cheezy, "Killer Shrews" is painfully tedious, and the two Hercules movies have a certain ridiculous charm but end up being ridiculous by the end. And of course, Joel, Mike and the bots are totally delightful. When they aren't doing goofy side-skits (Crow and Tom playing "Sea Lion and Squirrel"), they're sitting in the theater uttering hilarious criticisms about the movies ("What ISN'T an aphrodesiac for this woman?") and all the silly aspects of them ("There's at least 300 shrews out there!" "Thats... uh... not counting the DOGS right?"). Two major stinkers and two moderate stinkers make up "The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 7" -- and it's loads of fun to see those movies getting snarked!
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175 of 179 people found the following review helpful
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Terrific fun, non-stop laughs in four excellent episodes!, Mar 9 2005
By Valnastar "Man With No Name" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 7 (DVD)
MST3K Volume 7 has some truly terrific and hilarious episodes that are among some of my personal favorites. The movies themselves are some of the more entertaining ones used on the show. Each one is described in turn below. The first three are from the Comedy Central years and the last is from the Sci-Fi Channel episodes: Episode 407- THE KILLER SHREWS (with short: JUNIOR RODEO DAREDEVILS) Killer Shrews is a classic B-grade b/w SF film from 1959 with James Best (Dukes of Hazard) and Ken Curtis (Gunsmoke). The melodrama and the endless drinking and standing around punctuated by panic as the main characters are preyed upon by small dogs dressed up as "killer shrews" is hysterically funny all on it's own. Then, the MST3K crew raises the level of humor several notches more. The short, Junior Rodeo Daredevils, is a classic MST3K bit that is referred to in many later episodes of the show (e.g., "old timer Billy Slater" is mentioned for years after this episode was made). Don't miss this! Episode 408- HERCULES UNCHAINED The 1959 Italian classic sequel to Hercules, also with Steve Reeves, the first and in some ways best muscleman-turned-actor, opened the door for endless "sword and sandal" epics with his two Hercules films. This sequel is slower and inferior to the first Reeves film, but the crew of the SOL makes it a special treat. The host segment where the 'Bots try and get Joel to explain what Hercules and the "nice lady" do all day as if they were kids asking a parent about a sexual situation is drop-dead hilarious, yet as always it is handled so that kids can watch the show, enjoy it, and yet have no idea what they've missed in the way of adult-level jokes. Episode 410- HERCULES AGAINST THE MOON MEN This is one of the funniest episodes ever ("sandstorm!"). Comments like, "This movie is equipped with airbags." at the sight of a voluptuous woman in a low-cut dress will have you howling with laughter. "I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." says Crow. "Sandstorm, saaannnndstoooorrrrmm..." say the Mad Scientists. This film is actually a "Maciste" movie, but like most of the Italian films starring that character, the name was changed to one more marketable in the USA. This episode has always been an absolute favorite for me. The sheer goofiness of the story, the costumes, and the fun action in the first part of the film, which is inexplicably followed by an endless scene of people struggling through a sandstorm near what should be the big climax, render this film a bit messy but loads of fun to watch. Wait till you see "Woodsy Owl." "Why is he wearing oven mitts?" asks Crow. You won't care; you'll be laughing too hard. Episode 816- PRINCE OF SPACE This show from the Sci-Fi Channel years is a 1959 b/w Japanese children's story about a guy in tights who runs around saving the world from some really terrible actors, whoops I mean aliens, who are clad in equally silly outfits. The film, also known as Starman, is absolutely dreadful even if judged strictly as children's fare. It's slow, nonsensical, poorly dubbed, and offers little suspense even for junior members of the audience. Of course, these qualities make it great fodder for MST3K. You will "like it very much!" One bonus feature in the set is the inclusion of a shorts collection previously only available on VHS directly from the MST3K Info Club. The most notable short in the collection is ASSIGNMENT: VENEZUELA, originally "MSTed" for a CD-ROM project that was never completed; it was never shown on television and until the tape was released, was never seen except at the second MST3K convention put on the by show's creators back in 1996. The collection also includes the shorts CENTURY 21 CALLING and A CASE OF SPRING FEVER. Be sure to buy this set as soon as possible. You won't be disappointed. Everything in this set is worth watching many times over as the comedy is very dense and unending till the credits finish rolling. Rhino Video, thank you for this set and please keep them coming! How about Rocketship X-M, King Dinosaur, Lost Continent, Wild Rebels and Monster A-Go-Go for starters! Publish it and we'll buy it!
28 of 29 people found the following review helpful
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Your weapons have no effect on ME!, July 1 2005
By Michael Valdivielso - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 7 (DVD)
This is a perfect collection. Joel, Mike, the Bots, with songs about pants and host segments about how to make a Killer Shrew, a drink. The movies, Hercules Unchained and Hercules Against the Moon Men, are both great examples on why MST3K has such a huge following. Truly great bad movies, with hunky Heros, sexy evil Queens, lots of short skirts and lots of napping. And Deep Hurting. You thought rocking climbing was bad - Sand storm! Sand storm! Prince of Space is a good example of a bad Japanese movie, which even the kids can watch. Giants, spaceships, lasers that don't seem to hurt anybody (but do clean your teeth)and bad guys who seem as threatening as my nephews. Then there is Killer Skrews, also known as doggies in puppet outfits. This movie has lots of people drinking and talking and fighting each other - which seems weird when you remember that death is waiting outside the house with long pointy teeth. Along with this last movie is 3 bonus shorts: Assignment Venezuela, Century 21 Calling...,A Case Of Spring Fever. This makes the last disc over 135 minutes of MST3K goodness! This shorts were only available on VHS via the MST3K website. None of the movies were available before (at least not in this MST3K version) so the collection is a great gift for a friend or for yourself.
15 of 16 people found the following review helpful
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How to get a replacement "Killer Shrews" DVD from Rhino, May 20 2005
By Bully Corcoran - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 7 (DVD)
For those of you who purchased the MST3K Vol. 7 DVD set and noticed the slightly edited version of "The Killer Shrews," Rhino is now offering a free replacement DVD. Email Rhino directly at drrhino (at) rhino.com and ask for a replacement disc for Volume 7, Disc 4 of the "MST3K Collection." Make sure you give them your full name and mailing address! Thanks to Rhino for admitting this problem and quickly working to rectify it.
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