Plot [Don't blink]: The world's second-rated spiritual advisor is hired to de-stress a professional ice hockey player.
This movie had me in stitches [after I got injured in the stampede for the exit] and will most certainly go down in history [as one of the worst movies ever made]
Jam packed with humor from start to finish [potty, crotch, midget, crude, one-liners] it is undoubtedly the work of a comedic genius [who has crossed the line to madness and started jumping sharks]
Mike Myers has outdone himself this time [actually, that should read "overdone"] and the superb list of guest actors merely adds icing to the cake [cheesecake, that is, thanks to Jessica Simpson, Val Kilmer and others]
Most surprising is the casting of high profile actors such as Jessica Alba and Ben Kingsley [what were they thinking?] who will certainly be updating their portfolios after this one [to remove any traces of its existence]
To cut a long story short [and I'm NOT talking about Verne Troyer - enough already] this latest spoof of Indian culture is now poised to take its place in the annals [read "bowels"]of pop culture, beside Peter Sellers' "The Party" [NOT!!!!] and Jimi Mistry's The Guru [Not even that]
Take the whole family to see this [and then buy tickets to another movie instead]
Short Attention Span Summary (SASS):
2. #### !
Rated: 1.5 stars - .5 for each joke that works