NEW Myers/timberlake/alba/kingsley - Love Guru (Blu-ray)

Mike Myers, why do hate laughter so much? One the most unfunny films that I have ever had the displeasure to watch. 90 minutes I will never get back.

If you have seen Austin Powers 3, do yourself a favor and skip this sad excuse for a comedy. Many of the jokes are simply re-worded from Austin Powers 3. This is a terrible film. Please Mike Meyers, if you're reading this, just stop.

Plot [Don't blink]: The world's second-rated spiritual advisor is hired to de-stress a professional ice hockey player.

This movie had me in stitches [after I got injured in the stampede for the exit] and will most certainly go down in history [as one of the worst movies ever made]

Jam packed with humor from start to finish [potty, crotch, midget, crude, one-liners] it is undoubtedly the work of a comedic genius [who has crossed the line to madness and started jumping sharks]

Mike Myers has outdone himself this time [actually, that should read "overdone"] and the superb list of guest actors merely adds icing to the cake [cheesecake, that is, thanks to Jessica Simpson, Val Kilmer and others]

Most surprising is the casting of high profile actors such as Jessica Alba and Ben Kingsley [what were they thinking?] who will certainly be updating their portfolios after this one [to remove any traces of its existence]

To cut a long story short [and I'm NOT talking about Verne Troyer - enough already] this latest spoof of Indian culture is now poised to take its place in the annals [read "bowels"]of pop culture, beside Peter Sellers' "The Party" [NOT!!!!] and Jimi Mistry's The Guru [Not even that]

Take the whole family to see this [and then buy tickets to another movie instead]

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Rated: 1.5 stars - .5 for each joke that works

Amanda Richards