Preamble . I've upped my walking schedule to 6 days a week (an hour per walk) in addition to work , choirs , shopping , house cleaning and animal tending (two beautiful cats) , etc . I was a bit tired today , however....
That did not made a damn bit of difference in my review of this , inexplicably , customer well regarded turkey . This is a REALLY ridiculous horror film . This coming , as it is , from a REAL horror enthusiast .
There comes a point in some horror pictures , wherein often much forgiving on the viewer's part is required , when one fails to give even the slightest bit of a hoot about the central character . Let alone the remainder of the cast . Said point comes well before the mid mark in this stinker . After a Psych Doctor friend of many years has died abruptly after arriving to aid our damsel in distress and another fellow has attempted rape , we determine that , evidently , tomorrow's another day for said lass . Both incidents occur a couple/several days apart and are rejoined by many other peculiar and disturbing events . Does our lady in peril have an urge to flee ? Better ask a difficult and surly local if "The house is haunted" first .
Not so bad it's good . Almost but no cigar . Blessed with a wonderful and semi protracted display of our protagonist's breasts and upper torso and many unintentional laughs , it's a close call . Not too close though . Worth an Amazon $1.99 rental for the 80's horror hound completist if bound and determined .
Regardless of how tired I may have been , a "good" (satisfactory) scary picture , would have awaken me like a bold cup of coffee or two . Hate copious live action ghosts as well . Dumbed down to it's core . Insulting and not frightening .