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Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night
 
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Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night [Paperback]

Richard Smith
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The same painstaking research and statistical surveys that made Richard Smith's The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex a #1 National Bestseller is applied to the questions of honeymooners the world over. Uncompromisingly honest positions are taken on such questions as: Can we do it all we want? Why are my parents here? Where's the mint on the bed? This essential guide allows couples to monitor their progress throughout the evening and into dawn. Charts tell how long everything will take, and at what point the bellhop should be asked to leave. Special sections address the concerns of the newly remarried and the irritation caused by the newlyweds next door, who at 9:30 are already ahead by three. A catalog of over-the-counter aphrodisiacs (oysters, green MandMs) will resuscitate flagging will power. What's wrong with unlimited sex? Absolutely nothing, says Richard Smith. Anything's all right as long as no one gets hurt. 457,000 copies in print.

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Every honeymoon needs a bride, a groom, and the book that tells them everything--even which side of the bed to hand the "Just Married" sign on. This soothing honeymoon manual includes packing instructions (should you bring along the best man?) and a special section on coping with interruptions (singing telegrams) and pesky in-laws.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Funnier for married couples, Jun 13 2004
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Sarah Sammis "Avid BookCrosser" (Hayward, CA United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night (Paperback)
I was just in the right frame of mind tonight... It's funny reading this book from the other side of marriage. It's been years since I was newlywed. I read this book years ago when I was single and it didn't seem as funny then.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Read for fun, not for guidance, Nov 16 1999
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This review is from: Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night (Paperback)
This is well worth the price just for the humor. It is a slapstick approach to the subject matter, mixing in reality (very little) with light heartedness (quite a bit). If you're looking for a book to help you know what to do on your first night, don't buy this one.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Read for fun, not for guidance, Nov 16 1999
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night (Paperback)
This is well worth the price just for the humor. It is a slapstick approach to the subject matter, mixing in reality (very little) with light heartedness (quite a bit). If you're looking for a book to help you know what to do on your first night, don't buy this one.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funnier for married couples, Jun 13 2004
By Sarah Sammis "Avid BookCrosser" - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night (Paperback)
I was just in the right frame of mind tonight... It's funny reading this book from the other side of marriage. It's been years since I was newlywed. I read this book years ago when I was single and it didn't seem as funny then.
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